A/N: Review and let me know your thoughts! Note on the censoring - this is not me being a prude, it's just that this publication is supposed to be a school newspaper.
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Dear Amy,
So I don't like that girl I wrote to you about anymore – turns out she's just a stuck-up b... who was leading me on the whole time. She told me she had only been nice to me because she wanted me to get together with her mousy little friend – can you believe her nerve?
Anyway, I found someone else who's way hotter, so it's all her loss – if she comes back crying to me, she'll be too late.
Prince Charming
Dear Prince Smarmy,
Was there a purpose to your letter? Did you want to ask my advice on anything, or did you simply want to gloat?
People like you make me sick – maybe if you had looked a little closer at the 'stuck-up b...'s' friend, you might have seen a really lovely person who could have made you happy. But no, you're clearly incapable of anything that accepting and decent.
Hope you're happy with your 'hot' new girlfriend. Have a nice life, loser.
Amy