A/N: Well, here's the Big One (big in terms of content if not length). Hope you like it – would love to hear from everyone who's reading!
Having relationship problems? Need a sympathetic ear? Wish you could get some helpful advice? Ask Amy, and she might just find you a solution!
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Dear Amy,
I'm in love with a really great girl, but I have absolutely no idea how she feels about me. We're good friends, and I know she values my friendship, but I don't know if she has ever or could ever think of me as anything more.
I haven't followed your usual tips, not only because I believe they would be of no use with this girl – she'd either not notice, or think I was joking, or freak out – but because, like Shy Girl, I really don't feel like it would be natural coming from me.
I can't take this for much longer. I have to tell her. But I can't risk losing her friendship – I'd rather say nothing than lose that. But perhaps I've come too far to hide it now anyway.
What should I do? Should I go to her in person and tell her how I feel? I think you know who I am and who I'm talking about, and with that in mind, I'd really appreciate your honest advice. Tell me what you think, and if in your opinion, matters are not favourable, we can forget I sent this letter.
Hopefully Your Knight In Fairly Well-Cleaned Chainmail
Dear Knight,
Listen to me: do not – I repeat, do NOT – tell her of your feelings. I do know who you are, and trust me on this – it will ruin everything. Do you understand? Everything.
Don't rush into anything, Knight. Take some time, consider, don't commit yourself.
This girl is NOT right for you. You may think she is now, but she really, really isn't. And you will realise this one day, and then you will thank me.
Amy