A/N: Hope you like this one, but don't worry – there's more fluff in the next chapter. Would love it if you could review with your thoughts!
To: ask. amy at highbury. chronicle. edu
From: jerry. knight at gmail. com
Time Sent: Mon, May 14, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Subject: WTF?
Emma, what on earth do you mean by your reply? I love you, you twit, not some girl from my Biology class!
Okay, that's it – I'm going to your place right now to speak to you in person, since you probably won't check your email any time soon. No more cowardly, half-anonymous, third-person crap.
See you there, hopefully.
To: jerry. knight at gmail. com
From: ask. amy at highbury. chronicle. edu
Sent: Mon, May 14, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Subject: Re - WTF?
This is my AA email, you idiot – of course I'll be checking it incessantly. It's only my normal email I neglect.
I'm still at school – don't tell me you've already left for my place?
To: ask. amy at highbury. chronicle. edu
From: jerry. knight at gmail. com
Time Sent: Mon, May 14, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Subject: Re - Re - WTF?
Just turned back. HC office?
To: jerry. knight at gmail. com
From: ask. amy at highbury. chronicle. edu
Time Sent: Mon, May 14, 2010 at 3:55 pm
Subject: Re - Re - Re - WTF?
Of course the HC office, you mentally challenged git! Where else would I be after school on Monday?
To: ask. amy at highbury. chronicle. edu
From: jerry. knight at gmail. com
Time Sent: Mon, May 14, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Subject: Re - Re - Re - Re - WTF?
What's with all the insults? And honestly, 'git'? You've got to stop rereading Harry Potter.
To: jerry. knight at gmail. com
From: ask. amy at highbury. chronicle. edu
Time Sent: Mon, May 14, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Subject: Re - Re - Re - Re - Re - WTF?
What's with all the instant replies? Don't tell me you're sitting at a computer somewhere instead of marching up to the HC office and sweeping me off my feet.
To: ask. amy at highbury. chronicle. edu
From: jerry. knight at gmail. com
Time Sent: Mon, May 14, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Subject: Re - Re - Re - Re - Re - Re - WTF?
Man of many talents – armed with an iPhone I can march and type at the same time.
But never fear, Jerry Knight's Cleaning Service is soon to be here. We specialise in sweeping, vacuuming and mopping you off your feet.