Deidara snuck out of his boyfriends room fully clothed and washed. Thank the higher being that everyone got their own private bathroom! He gave a final smile to the silveret who was soundly sleeping and snoring on the bed. Not even the earth ending could wake that man. The blond slipped out the door and into the hallway trying to do his hair simultaneously.
"Senpai~" Sang out a loud and obnoxious voice from the stair case that Deidara had just passed. Oh dear god, NO, Please NO! he cried inwardly. But before his plea could be answered two arms wrapped themselves around him and brought him into a hug. "Deidara senpai!" Squealed the lollipoped masked man behind him.
"Tobi what the hell do you want, un?" Deidara demanded in a gruff voice finally deciding to give up on his hair. Then he started working on prying himself loose from the grip that was Tobi.
"What were you doing in Hidan's room just now?" he asked innocently. Deidara froze, the only people who really knew about his and Hidan's relationship was Sasori and Kakuzu.
"Ummm... I was just, uhh..." The bomber looked down red faced. Tobi brought his head onto Deidara's shoulder, seeming to have his interest peeked.
"They're best buddies now so I don't see why you're grappling him like that." Said a cold voice from behind the dou. Tobi turned enough to let Deidara see that it was Sasori, with Kakuzu close behind.
"Deidara is my senpai, Sasori-san." giggled the lollipop headed idiot. Sasori cocked his head as if to ask if that were an excuse. "I love him soo~ much!" Tobi brought the blond closer to himself, nearly squeezing the air out of him.
Obviously Sasori could see Deidara turning blue, but this time he didn't find it as amusing, in fact this time it gave him a sickening feeling. "Well anyways me and that have a mission to attend to so I'm not going to let you suffocate it just yet." The puppeteer said as evenly and as coldly as he could.
Kakuzu caught the sliver of concern in his voice though. He gave out a small smile and then separated the two before them. Dragging Tobi downstairs with him. "C'mon Tobi I don't think you've had breakfast yet." he said with an evil glint in his eyes.
"But it's almost lunch time!" The childlike man whined.
Deidara turned to the red head. "Ummm thank you Sasori-san." The blond said a bit shyly, not wishing to upset the man er puppet.
"Don't bother, if Tobi ever found out then he'd never shut up about it." Sasori retorted as he walked to his room, the bomber trailing after him. Actually the real reason he broke it up was because he didn't like the way Tobi was hugging Deidara, 'AHHH look at me! I'm getting jealous just as if I were his boyfriend!' Sasori mentally slapped himself for that innard comment.
The bomber grabbed Sasori's sleeve. Making the elder male to stop and turn his head. "Look I'm sorry if I upset you but, umm... we're going on a mission so I think that we should still be able to work together, un..." Deidara's ice blue eyes drifted off.
Sasori's face turned red at the sight of the whimpering blond. He shook his head a few times to try and make it go away.'FUCK!" he screamed to himself. He knew he had to say something otherwise Deidara would continue to act like this for the rest of the day.
"Sasori-san are you okay? you're face is red... " The younger male had looked up, now staring straight into Sasori's eyes.
The scorpion shoved the clay bomber off of him. "I'm fine just need to be alone for a while..." He scurried to his door face flushed. Deidara sat there like an idiot trying to think of what he did wrong. Then Sasori turned his head to him. "You didn't do anything wrong... Everything's fine..." he gave a genuine smile and entered his room.
Deidara was left dumbfounded, blushing like a schoolgirl who had just found out that a guy liked her. "What... was... that?" he whispered to himself. Then he remembered that Sasori had said something about a mission. He would figure it out later right now he had to get ready.
Hidan awoke to Kakuzu dumping cold water on him. "WHAT IN THE FUCKING NINE HELLS ARE YOU DOING?" he shouted as he jumped up from his bed.
"Put some pants on." Kakuzu grunted as he threw a pair of pants at the silverets face.
"Well what if I don't wanna?" He stuck his tongue out at the old rag doll.
Kakuzu turned to him with his hand on his hips. "Be glad that you're not decapitated." he growled. Hidan glared at him but put his pants on anyways. "Anyways we've been assigned a mission. " he tossed the clipboard to Hidan. "Please tell me you can read." He sighed, as he saw Hidan's look of confusion.
"I can fucking read, I just don't know what the hell we're supposed to be doing." he hissed at Kakuzu.
Kakuzu began his explanation, but somewhere in the middle Deidara popped in. "Hida-kun." he chirped then saw Kakuzu and ducked his head. "Am I interrupting, un?" he asked in a more serious voice.
"Why yes, yes you are." Kakuzu said flatly. Hidan glared at him but invited the blond to come sit by him with a pleasant face.
"Mission briefing?" The bomber asked. Kakuzu nodded and finished the overview.
"Anyways we're leaving tomorrow so say bye bye to your boyfriend." And with that Kakuzu left the room.
"So~... "Deidara started. looking over to Hidan. Who in turn looked to him.
"So?" Hidan questioned.
"Well it's afternoon so do you wanna... I don't know do something?" The younger male asked.
"Like fuck?" Hidan gave a wide grin and Deidara punched his arm. "What?"
"That's not funny, if your gonna say things like what you said this morning then you better have the feelings to back it up." The blond huffed crossing his arms and turning from the Jashinist.
"Well then... Do you want to go walk around in the woods?" He suggested. Deidara flipped around a huge eager smile across his face. "I'll take that as a ' HELL YEAH!' " Hidan grinned and stood, slicking his hair back.