The couple walked through the densely wooded forest hand in hand. Deidara a step ahead because he already knew the grounds fairly well. The sun was barely visible only peeking through small holes of the canvas above. Only the average birds and insect noises could be heard around the two, well that and Hidan's footsteps which crunched on something in every step. "Silence is not your forte is it?" The blond rolled his eyes at his partner as he climbed up on a tree root.

"I've never had to worry about a fucking sneak attack so I never worried about being silent." Hidan shrugged as he hopped up on the root with his shorter companion.

Deidara put his hands on his hips and his face turned into a scowl. "And you call yourself a ninja?" he huffed. "Honestly, how the hell did you get into the Akatsuki as you are?" Deidara shook his head.

Hidan merely gave another shrug. "I'm immortal, i can fight, i can use jutsu and I can live after the old fucking rag doll uses his beserky thing." he smiled. Then leaned in a little so he and the blond were face to face. "Anymore questions?"

Deidara gave another roll of the eyes, then gave a smile. "I suppose not for now, except..." he gave Hidan a light kiss on the nose and then quickly proceeded to jump off the tall root they were standing on. "can you catch me?"

Hidan stood there for a moment then accessed that his boyfriend was playing games with him. His face frowned "Oh that's fucking not fair." he persisted then jumped off and saw petite blond running off into the woods. He quickly pursued with a hint of excitement gleaming in his violet eyes, maybe the afternoon wouldn't be as boring as he originally thought.

The silveret ran and followed the blond left right up down and even ran into several decoys. After about an hour of their game of chase Hidan had finally found the original resting next to a tree. How did he know it was the original, he didn't he just decided that it would be, if it wasn't then someones head was going to be decapitated. Hidan moved as quietly as he could to get behind the tree. No movement. He slowly slid around the tree and pounced upon his prey. Another decoy. "DAMMIT!" the jashinist shouted.

He sat down next to it glaring at it as if it would tell him were Deidara was. Then he thought. Maybe. He quickly looked up and sure enough there was the blond. No doubt it was him, he looked exhausted. Hidan looked forward once again. 'I got you this time you little viper.' he smirked. "I guess I better go check somewhere else, dammit all." he swore convincingly and walked off behind the tree and held his back to it.

A few moments later a thump was heard along with heavy breathing. "Sure are persistent aren't you." chuckled a voice from the other side of the tree.

Hidan quickly turned to the other side and pinned the other to the ground. There underneath him lie a completely bewildered Deidara, utterly out of breath and eyes wider than saucers. Hidan smirked. "It's not nice to just leave someone standing there like that." He huffed just realizing that he himself was out of breath as well. But he wouldn't give up that easily.

He brought his lips close to the younger males. "I think I deserve a little payback." he whispered and closed the distance between the two of them. The silveret danced his tongue on the rim of the the others mouth. The blond gladly obliged and teasingly tickled the uppers tongue with his own. As they pulled away for air a low chuckle escaped Hidan's lips. "You're a piece of work I'll give you that." he smirked and returned to the heated kiss.

The jashinist's hands released their restraints on the blonds wrists and slowly began to wander over the others body. They began sneaking up Deidara's shirt looking for more than just kissing. That's when something shoved the silveret away. Breaking all contact with the bomber at all points. He only gave a look of confusion towards the angry looking blond who had both hands put out in front of him as to ward off the Jashin worshiper.

"Don't you give me that look." Deidara glared at the man who still sat there utterly confused. "I do believe we came here with the agreement of NO FUCKING!" he raised his voice in emphasize on the last two words.

Hidan shrugged and smiled seeing that Deidara was extremely serious. "Sorry guess the mood got the better of me." He chuckled. Aw the determination of the blond never ceased to amaze him, and it always made him look so cute.

Deidara crossed his arms and turned from Hidan. Only grunting. 'Oh boy the silent game is it?' Hidan thought with a tad of annoyance. He crawled up behind his blond and snatched him into his lap. A struggle but still no communication. "Come on Deidei," Hidan purred placing his head on the blonds shoulder. Still nothing. "Let me hear your adorable voice." Hidan whispered into the bomber's ear and at it's edge.

That got the vocals Hidan was searching for. "HIDA-KUN!" Deidara shouted his face flushed with red. Okay a little loud but it was something. Another struggle from the blond which Hidan would never let him win.

"I'm right next to you no need to fucking shout." the silveret sighed annoyed holding his captive with one arm and covering his ear with the other. Deidara finally grew weary of his useless struggling and sat quietly once more in Hidans lap with a pout face. "Oh please not this again." Hidan gruffed,f he was getting rather impatient with his boyfriend.

Deidara turned his head to look the silveret in the eye. Then he sighed. "Whatever..." he relaxed and fell back into the elder male. Hidan kept himself stable and looked down at the now dozing off Deidara.

"Changes his mood and then falls asleep on me. Fucking fantastic." Hidan sang. Then looked down at the defenselessness in the sleeping bomber's posture. He gave a small smile then flopped backwards and closed his eyes. Two naps in one day, not bad. The silveret was soon lulled to sleep by the noises of the woods surrounding the couple sending him into a wonderful dreamland of praising Jashin-sama all day long.

A/N:: Took me forever =-= but it's up, sorry it's more from Hidan's view but he was more the victim in this case and Deidara would've been to complicated to deal with right now :/ Yes! I have disappointed, no buttsecks but it was meant to be more fluffy than that! DX you'll get that later... i think...-,- anywho I hoped you liked it. I've finally got spring break so hopefully I'll get more up, but who knows. And without further ado. Naruto. Something I do not own ( I WANT'S IT) but I do NOT own^^ kk reviews make me happeh! :D*just putting that out there*

PS. sorry the past two chapters have had NOTHING in them but I promise the next chapter FINALLY gets you somewhere ^^ THANKIES FOR READING!