Part 3

"I need new pants – again." Sofia sighed.

"You bought one two weeks ago." Sara sat next to her lover. They had an evening off and wanted to enjoy it at home, sitting on the couch and relax. There would be enough action in their life when the babies were born.

"Elastic bands?"

"No." Sofia couldn't find pants with elastic bands she liked. They all didn't look good, they weren't tight and…okay, it was better if nothing was tight anymore. She didn't have the shape to wear skintight clothes anymore.

"I'll buy one the next time. Bye-bye suits, hello sweat pants."

"Sweat pants aren't the only pants with elastic bands."

"I like my suits."

"You can wear them again in a couple of months."

"If I can get my old shape back."

"I'll hide the chocolate."

"What? No!"

"You want your old shape back or not?"

"Will you love me as a the whale I am now?"

"You're not a whale and I'll love you no matter how you look. Even with brown hair."

"Stop that. It's not about my hair."

"About your lovely belly." Sara put her hand on Sofia's belly. She loved to have her hand there. So far none of the fetus had kicked or moved in a way that Sofia could have felt it, but they were waiting for that every day. And when the day was there Sara wanted to feel the kick too.

"I'm a whale.

"Bullshit."

"I'm almost twice my size, at least it feels like when I look in the mirror and I don't want to know what will happen after I gave birth. All the skin has to go somewhere when the babies are gone, I'll look…awful."

"You might have a pound or two more…"

"A pound? Two? I put on eight pounds already. I don't walk anymore, I sway."

"You always swayed. At least your hips do and that is very sexy."

"It will be my belly that will sway and that won't be sexy."

"I think you'll always be sexy, no matter if you have ten pounds more or less. It's in your nature to be sexy and ador-able."

"Don't be so nice when I want to whine and want you to think I'm ugly."

"Why should I lie to you, Sofia?" Sara kissed her wife. Sofia was whiny, she had been whiny most of the last week.

"I've to skip all the chocolate to look gorgeous after giving birth. And I need to go to the gym. No chocolate, no milk coffee, no cake, only workout."

"If you want I'll join you to the gym."

"You need to take care of our babies…or we'll ask my mom and you come with me. Yes, come with me, please. In case somebody is making fun of me because I'm so fat and will look so ridiculous in the gym."

"You won't be fat and nobody looks ridiculous in a gym. Everybody who is there wants to lose weight or does something for his or her health, I think that's the most important thing. No matter if you have a few pounds more than others, you're there to lose them. No need to tease you or to be mean to you."

"People are mean."

"They are. But you're married to Grumpy Smurf, you can handle them."

"That's true." Sofia smiled.

"See."

"I need to be smug again, you haven't called me Smuggy in a while."

"You were too whiny for a Smuggy."

"Sorry. Blame it on the hormones."

"We blame everything on them. It's the children's fault."

"Yeah, bad babies…no, you're not bad…mommy loves you both." Sofia petted her belly. "But I'm really happy when you're out and I look stunning again and we all walk around the shopping center and turn heads."

"You won't make our children smug."

"Of course they'll be smug, they spent nine month in me and the rest of their lives with me. They've no other choice."

"Three arrogant bitches…great…poor me…"

"First of all, I am not arrogant neither are our children. Second I am not a bitch and we don't know if our children are females. Third I really hope you'll make up for that insult, Sara Sidle. How do you talk about your wife?"

"I stopped her whining around."

"You prefer an angry wife?"

"You are damn sexy when you're angry…your eyes are full with sparkles and you look a little bit dangerous. I can't deny I'm not attracted to your dangerous look, Honey."

"This look isn't suppose to be attractive for somebody, it's suppose to scare people."

"You can't scare me. I know that you love me and you'd never hurt me. No need to be scared."

"True." Sofia kissed Sara and snuggled in her arms.

"I love you, no matter if you're moody or putting on some weight. My feelings won't change because of that."

"I'm glad I married you and I love you too. Why didn't we do all these things years ago? Why did we waste our time with all these hot guys?"

Sara started laughing. "Because they were hot?"

"Yeah…yeah some were really hot…but as we can see now, they don't last for long…I mean as a relationship…mhm… some also not in other ways…do you miss sex with men?"

"Not the last months, no. Do you?"

"No. I missed having sex when we came back from Europe but I didn't want to go out and take some men home. I had thought of that but I knew it won't be the same, it won't give me what I was missing. I didn't miss the simple sex, I missed being hold, to fall asleep in the arms of somebody I cared for, who cared for me and I trusted. I didn't want to admit it to myself but I missed you."

"Sex with men is nice but I'd miss you. I want you in my arms, I want to fall asleep in your arms."

"So you want me and a man?"

"A threesome? I doubt one man can make us both happy."

"Two? Won't you be too busy with the guys? There won't be any need for me anymore."

"You are always my highest priority."

"Wait until I'm not pregnant anymore, I'll keep you so busy you won't waste any thought of a man, leave alone two."

"You started that topic. And I can remember not too long ago you came back to our motel room after some time with two guys." Sara laughed.

"That was something else, that was…it would have been wasting a great opportunity to say no to either one of them and I don't like to waste good things. Plus we were only friends at that time. You were suffering because of Ryan and I was suffering because I was single too long. Now that you don't suffer anymore you might say yes to a cute guy with a body like a young Greek God."

"I'm happy with my wife and I don't have sex with anybody else as long as I'm married to you. We fought hard enough to be legal married, I won't kick that for some fun."

"So it would be fun?"

"Depends on the guys… I'm sure there're some out who could give us both some fun."

"You reckon?"

"Yes. But I don't want to share you and I don't want anybody else's hands on me. I'm your wife, your property, nobody else is suppose to touch me."

"My property? I'd never call you that." Sofia grinned.

"If you'd do I'd kick your firm ass."

"That's alright with me." She started to kiss Sara's throat. "I like your taste."

"I used your favorite body lotion.

"I can smell that. Very tempting."

"Do you have to resist?"

"I don't know…do I?"

"I can't think of a reason why you should."

"Me neither."