Chapter 5: Charlie Brown Jerks Off In The Cafeteria.
It was a few weeks after he was given alternative things to do when he couldn't think of anything but Porn. He couldn't sleep at all.
"I Can't Sleep. I Got To Jerk Off." Charlie Brown said.
Charlie Brown started to jerk off, but he stopped himself. One of the things was resisting. But he could not.
"Hand? No. Don't. Do not think about it. I'm trying to resist." Charlie Brown said in his mind.
Little did he know, he was sitting next to the Little Red Haired Girl, his Pen Pal he chose over the summer.
"Hey. I have a bet. $10 says he jerks off in the classroom." Jake said.
"$20 says in the hallway." Laurel said.
"Guys? Guys?" Rerun said.
"Yeah?" Mia said.
"I am Betting $50 In Cold. Hard. Cash, that Charlie Brown jerks off in the Cafeteria." Rerun said.
"You're on." Jake said.
"So, Charlie Babe. What do you think of my dress? I got a new dress by my mom. That must make you aroused. Should it?" Heather said.
"Well.. I think it does make me aroused a little bit.." Charlie Brown said while blushing.
Charlie Brown realized he got a boner.
"Sounds like someone's got a boner." Heather Said.
"Yeah.. That person is me.." Charlie Brown Said.
"Woah. He's red. He's blushing." Mike said.
"I'll... I'll Be Right Back..." Charlie Brown said.
Charlie Brown high tailed to the cafeteria and sat down in a lunch seat, and he checked to see if anyone was in the cafeteria, after that, he went to town with his genital.
A few minutes after, Charlie Brown was sweating like he was running a marathon.
"Listen, I'm going to sneak up on him, but walk slowly. Get ready for the money if he is in the Hallway." Jake said.
Then, Rerun saw Charlie Brown in the Cafeteria.
"Ohh My God..." Rerun said.
"Ohh my God, Heather... You're so good with your movement.. Ohh, OHHHHHH! WOOOOOO!" Charlie Brown was moaning in pleasure.
"I will be right back, I'm gonna see for myself." Peppermint Patty said as she walked to the cafeteria.
A few people heard a scream. It wasn't from Sally, nor Rerun.
"Peppermint Patty is Sure taking Quite a while in the Cafeteria." Marcie said.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Peppermint Patty?! PATRICIA?!" Schroeder shouted as a few students ran to the cafeteria.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!" Peppermint Patty screamed at the top of her lungs as she ran to the hallway in horror.
"CHARLES BROWN?!" Marcie Shouted.
"BIG BROTHER!" Sally Screamed.
"WHAT THE?!"
A few people decided to record this.
"YOU KNOW IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, SALLY!" Charlie Brown said.
"NOT WHAT YOU THINK, CHUCK?! YOU WERE JERKING OFF IN THE FUCKING CAFETERIA!" Peppermint Patty was screaming at the top of her entire lungs.
"OH, SO IF I GOT UP, AND LET MY SHORTS FALL DOWN, WOULD THAT MAKE YOU SHOCKED, PATRICIA, REICHARDT?!" Charlie Brown screamed as he got up from the lunch chair, letting his shorts fall to the ground.
"I'll be in the bathroom throwing up." Peppermint Patty exclaimed.
Charlie Brown pulled his shorts up.
"Look. You need to realize it wasn't what you thought! I Swear!" Charlie Brown said.
"It was kind of insane. In The Cafeteria?" Mia said.
"Well? The Money?" Rerun said.
"Well, I have to give Rerun $50. He made a bet, and it's time to collect." Jake said.
"Linus?" Charlie Brown said.
"Yeah?" Linus said.
"Tell the Principal that I need Group Therapy because I think I am at it again." Charlie Brown said.
"And I Better GET HELP, BEFORE I GO INTO A PORN ADDICTION SPREE!" Charlie Brown shouted.
Charlie Brown would get another Intervention, because Linus would tell the Principal about his addiction and how it's getting worse. I'll make a chapter on that. Peace.