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Imaginary friends: Yes Hello.

Me: As you can see me and my imaginary friend have come to love each other again.

Imaginary Friend: I wouldn't call it love.

Me: Nonetheless we are having a decent conversation with each other.

Imaginary Friend: Just get to the story.

Me: Fine then. I don't own Naruto never have never will. Also just to let you know you guys should be expecting another chapter to Alter Ego to be up soon. Now onward with the story.

Chapter 7

Ino had dragged Sakura away from the group and was currently still dragging her all the away to the other side of the mall. Ignoring the look she was getting from everybody and her friend constant screaming for her to stop. It wasn't until she was all the way on the opposite side of the mall did she stop her moving and let Sakura go. Sakura rubbed her abused wrist and glared at Ino.

"What the hell Ino?" she shouted at the blond. Ino rolled her eyes at her friends and sighed.

"Sakura I was wondering if you can me pick out something to wear." Ino said as she looked over at one of the stores. Sakura was about to shout at her again when she heard that.

"Wait…wait did you just say you needed my help to pick out something to wear?" She asked. Ino nodded her head. "Why?"

"Because I have a date tomorrow night and I need a second opinion." Ino said before pointing to a random store. Sakura sighed.

"I'll help you but…tell me who are you going on a date with? Where are you going?" She asked. Ino shook her head and laughed. Pulling Sakura into the store she had pointed to she said.

"Of course I'll tell you. His name is Drake and he's taking me to this fancy restaurant in Konoha city." Ino answered as they headed into the store. Sakura nodded her head taking in the information as she tried to see if she knew anybody named Drake.

"Do I know him?" She finally asked after a while. Ino shook her head.

"No he doesn't go to our school I saw him in the jewelry story in Konoha city." Ino told her. Sakura stopped moving and in turn made Ino stop as well.

"Ino how old is this guy?" Sakura asked.

"He's twenty three." Ino answered while looking down. Sakura eyes widen.

"Ino you're only sixteen he's too old for you." Sakura all but shouted. Ino huffed.

"I know that but I really like him that's why I want to buy something that makes me look more mature than what I look now." Ino said. "Pleas Sakura help me with this." She pleaded. Sakura seeing the look I her friend eyes sighed and nodded her head.

"I'll help you out Ino but don't give me the satisfaction of saying I told you so." Sakura said as she headed inside the store. Ino smiled as she followed her friend.

"Don't worry you won't." She said.

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"I heard that you have a good relationship with one of your student Kurenai." The principal said. Kurenai raised a brow. He heard she had a good relationship with one of her students. What is he talking about? What exactly did he call her down here for? Was he waiting for her to say something?

"Um I believe that having a good relationship with the students would let them trust me and in turn I can help them out more." Kurenai said. The principal nodded his head.

"Yes that is true but that's not why I called you in here." He said. Now Kurenai was even more confused.

"Then why did you call me here?" she asked. The principal sighed.

"It has come to my attention that you know the new girl Hinata on more than just a student teacher level." He said. Kurenai nodded her head.

"I used to teach at the last school she went to." Kurenai told him. "What does this has to do with anything?" the principal sighed.

"You see Kurenai this is a very top notch school Kurenai the best in the country with even better teachers." He said. Kurenai nodded her head. That was one of the reason why she took this job but.

"What does this have to do with my relationship with Hinata?" Kurenai asked. He shook his head.

"Kurenai you're a new teacher here and it won't be good for your job and this school if words gets out that you are best friends with a gang member." He said. Kurenai eyes widen. So that what was the whole meeting was about. Not one for taking people talking about Hinata lightly, Kurenai stood up quickly and stared the principal down.

"I'll have you know that Hinata is one of the best student you'll ever have at this school and that she quiet that game." She said. The principal shook his head.

"That's strike one Kurenai two more and you'll be out of here. I would hate to lose a perfectly good teacher like you." He said. Kurenai said nothing but left the room. She had just left the main office when she saw Anko leaning on the wall besides the door.

"Anko what are you doing here?" she asked. Anko got off the wall and stood in front of her friend.

"Kakashi told me that you were down here and I came to get you to take you to the restaurant." The purple haired lady answered. Kurenai nodded her head and followed her friend out the building.

"So what did mister high and mighty wanted to talk to you about anyway?" Anko asked. Kurenai rolled her eyes at the nickname.

"I'll tell you when we get to the place I rather not repeat it." she said. Anko shrugged her shoulders and got into Kurenai car.

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Kin looked around her house before she locked it up and left. She had put an extra lock on it even though she knew she should be safe thanks to that. Shaking her head and sighing she got into her car only for it not to start. Remembering that she had told herself not that long ago that the car needed to be fixed she cursed loudly before exiting her car. She didn't live to far from her job but it was safer to take something that went faster than her two feet could carry her. As she walked to her job she dropped by Hinata's mother place to see how she was doing. Getting the quick and weird conversation over with quickly she headed off to her job.

"Note to self remember to tell Hinata that her mother condition might be worsening." She thought as she went inside her work place.

"Kin-chan you made it right on time." Her boss told her. She nodded her head but didn't say anything. She had always made it on time so this could only mean one thing.

"Suzuki couldn't make it today because she had to take care of her sick grandmother and I have a meeting at eight o'clock so I'm expecting you to close up the shop around Eleven thirty okay." He said more than asked. Kin nodded her head. Since she was going to be the only one there it made since for her to be the one closing up the shop. Then again her boss never had common sense.

"Another note to self…get boss to get an exam, something might be off inside that gigantic head of his."

"I don't have a big head." The boss yelled out. Kin shook her head

"It's probably a tumor."

Once she finished dressing in her work clothes she stood behind the counter and waited for people to come in. she worked at a clothing shop and the place practically ran itself. All she had to do was wait for the people to decide what they want to buy so she could ring it up and give them the cost. After that she was done until someone else was ready to by something. That is if she didn't get any indecisive people in the shop. Those people were a real bitch with the 'Hey counter girl do I look good in this', and the policy that the customer is always right and to be nice to them stops her from telling them the truth as they so kindly deserve. 'No you do not look good in it so put it back where you got it from and never pick it up again don't even think about picking it up you can't even fantasies about it', nope because of the policy she has to say, and with a smile on her face, 'Anything would look good on you but don't you think this would look even better', and then lead them to something that won't clash with their hair. Then you get those stubborn indecisive people. 'That does look good but I just don't know I really like this and I want to buy it', and because of the policy they end up buying it only to come back a week later chewing out the boss who then chew out his workers.

"Hey counter girl can you help me out." Someone shouted from the other side of the room.

"Stupid policy." Kin muttered under her breath as she fought herself from saying, "I have a name you know and its right here on this name tag you can read its only three letters."

Tenten Sasuke Neji and Naruto

The four friends were in the arcade playing games. Tenten had got Neji to play this shooting game with her while Sasuke was beating Naruto at DDR. Getting bored of losing Naruto got off and went over to a racing game. He was in the lead when Sasuke messed him up just to tell him that Sakura and Ino was back. Giving up on the game since he would have reached first place again, Naruto got off of it and went over to where the other was.

"Anybody want to go see a movie?" Sakura asked once everybody was over there. They all nodded their head and left the mall.

"So what took you guys so long coming back?" Tenten asked. Ino shot Sakura a look that went unnoticed and Sakura sighed.

"We were coming back when we saw that there was a sale going on so we bought some clothes and then took them home." Sakura answered. The others nodded their heads and got in their cars. Once they got to the movie theater they went to see what was playing.

"We can go see Silent hills." Naruto said. The others agreed with him and went inside.

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Kin sighed. It was now eight at night and she still had four hours left until she could lock up and leave. She let out another sigh as someone else called her over to help them choose something. When they had finished she had hurried back up to the counter so she ring up there items. She apologized for to them and told them that they the others were sick and couldn't make it. They pitied her and told her it was fine. Once ten came around less people started to show up to the shop. Sighing a sigh of relief, Kin relaxed a little as the people only came to look around. When it was time for her to leave and everything was locked up. She headed to her house.

"Maybe I should have asked Hinata to come with." She thought as she walked through the night. She was almost home when someone grabbed her and pulled her into the ally. Kin struggled as they tried to get her to stop.

"Shut up." The person who grabbed her whispered in her ear. Kin stopped moving and screaming when he said that and watch with frightened eyes as he started undressing. She wanted to scream again when she felt his hands travel down her legs. She let out a small whimper as he took her jacket off and ripped opened her shirt. Realizing if she didn't do something soon she could be rapped, she kicked him in his male parts and scooted away from him.

"Shit." He gasped out, "You bitch." He grabbed at his parts as his other hand went to his pockets. Already knowing what he was about to get, Kin went over to her jacket and brought out a gun before he could. Pulling the trigger on the gun the bullet went flying out and hit him in the chest. The man went down with a heavy thud.

When the adrenalin that was once coursing through her veins left her, the impact of what just happened dawned on her. She had just taken a person life. Kin started hyperventilating. She dropped her gun as tears started to fall from her eyes. Scrambling over to her phone she opened it and typed in a number she knows all too well.

"H-Hinata." She choked out once the person picked up.

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Hinata sighed. She had looked all over the place for that little black books of hers but she couldn't find it anywhere. And she really needed to find it. She had played with the ideas of asking her…family members but quickly decided against it. She was now in the kitchen ignoring all the looks she was getting from the staff. Finally getting tired of the looks they kept sneaking at her; Hinata stood up, grabbed an apple, and went into her bedroom to do her homework. She had just finished her homework and the apple when she got a phone call. She put all her stuff down and picked up her phone.

"Hello." She said into the thing.

"H-Hinata." She heard Kin said. It sounded as if she was sobbing. Hinata now in worry mode stood up to quickly and her chair fell to the floor with a thud.

"What's wrong?" She asked. Hinata was already over in her closet looking for her gun. She heard crying on the other side of the phone and Hinata picked up her pace.

"Can you come get me?" Kin asked. Hinata just found her gun when kin asked this.

"Yeah just tell me where you're at." She said strapping her gun to her arm and putting on her hoodie. Once she had everything set she opened the door to her room and ran out.

"I'm at the ally by my house." Kin answered after a while. Hinata dodged the people that were coming her way as she headed for the door. She nodded her head at the information.

"Okay I'll be there as soon as I can just stay on the phone." Hinata said. She was right in front of the door when someone grabbed her arm. She whirled around and glared making the person who grabbed her step back a little bit.

"Where are you going?" Hanabi asked. Hinata rolled her eyes.

"What does it looks like? I'm going out." Hinata answered as she opened the door.

"At this time of night?" She asked. Hinata said nothing and was already out the door. "And they want her." She said while shaking her head and closing the door.

Hinata ran down the sidewalk as fast as she could. Only stopping when she got to a red light or too many cars were coming. She tried hard not to bump into people as she talked to calm Kin down and if she did she would apologies. Not paying attention to what was happening around her because she was to focused in to calming Kin down, Hinata was about to run into the street when somebody grabbed her arm and pulled her back. When she finally realized what just happened she turned back to face the person with her eyes closed.

"Thanks." She said.

"Hn." She heard. Opening her eyes she saw a boy who looked like an older version of Sasuke stand in front of her. She went through the names in her head until she came to the correct one.

"Itachi Uchiha, older brother of Sasuke." She stated more than asks. He raised a brow and nodded his head.

"And you're Hinata the Hyuuga." Itachi stated. Hinata nodded her head when Kin said something.

"Yeah I'm almost there just keep talking." Hinata said nodding her head at Itachi before turning around and running down the street.

She continued on her way knowing that Itachi was watching her. She turned the corner and the image changed a little. Instead on the newer buildings that were made these buildings looked older. They were broken down some in worse shapes then the other. It wasn't until she ran a few distance did some of the area start to change. There was more grass then before and the houses were in better shape. She continued down the sidewalk until she found the ally Kin was in.

"…And then my mother came into my room and gave me a cookie even though father told her not to." Kin said pausing to take another breath. Hinata stepped into the ally and over to her closing her phone in the process. Kin looked away from the phone she had in her hand and turned to look at the source of the clicking sound. She saw Hinata standing there her eyes were calculating everything she took in. Hinata then looked over at the body. She swore with a disgusted look over her face.

"Jake." She said then turned to look at Kin, "Come on let's get you home." She went over to Kin and helped her up. They walked the few blocks it took to get to Kin's house. Hinata got the key from her and unlocked her door. Bringing her inside she sat Kin on the couch and went to go close the door.

"Thank you Hinata." Kin mumbled from her place on the couch, "You're the best." Hinata had nothing to say to that but did come back in the room seconds later with blankets and pillows. She threw the ones for her on the ground and places the others on Kin.

"I guess Johnny really wants to fight Byakugan." Kin said as she snuggled up in the blanket. Hinata sat down leaning on the couch with the blankets over her. She shook her head at what Kin said.

"How long?" Hinata asked, "How long has he been looking for me?" Kin sighed.

"I figured you would have realized I had lied." She said, "He's been looking for you for over a month. I was told to keep this from you until it got too far." Hinata nodded her head.

"Why did you tell me today?" Hinata asked. Kin sighed.

"He went to the old hang out about a week ago and burnt it. We didn't know that he done it until yesterday so I decided to tell you today." Hinata looked at the clock. It was late.

"Go to sleep Kin I'll see you in the morning." Hinata said as she took the gun off of her arm and put in on the table. A reachable distance just in case someone decided to drop in uninvited.

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Itachi made it home. He was visiting his family at their house and just arrives at their door. His mind was actually on the Hyuuga girl. When he had saved her by grabbing her arm he felt that something else was there. His brow came together when he realized the Hyuuga girl had a gun on her. She had looked like she was in a rush and even though she was talking to him for that short period of time she told the person on the other side of the phone to keep talking. Something was up with her.

"Itachi it's good to see you again." His mother told him. Itachi nodded his head at his mother a small smile came upon his lips as he let her hug him. When she was done and a few steps back he spoke to her.

"It's good to see you too." He told her. His mother then led him into the dining room where all the plates were set.

"I just knew you would be coming home today so I set another plate out for you. Also since you haven't seen Sasuke in a while you wouldn't know but he got himself a girlfriend her name is Sakura Haruno." His mother told him. He nodded his head.

"Mikoto who are you talking to?" His father Fugaku asked as he came into the dining room. He took one look at Itachi and sighed. He went over to him and gave him a handshake.

"It's good to see you son." He said. Itachi nodded his head. His father was still upset with him for not going into the family business. His father led him over to the living room and the both sat down. Fugaku on the one chair couch while Mikoto and Itachi sat on the three seats couch. Mikoto clapped her hands together to get their attention.

"So Itachi, how are things going in your job?" She asked. Itachi sighed.

"Things are going well mother." He told her. She nodded her head.

"That's good." She said, "So did you catch any big bad guys?" She asked with a small laugh. She was scared that something might happen to him while he's on the job or off.

"I wouldn't call them big bad guys just a bunch of kids who think stealing is alright." He answered. There wasn't a lot of crime in Konoha and Konoha city. The real crime happens mostly in old Konoha and he wasn't called there that often.

"So why did you decides to come home Itachi?" His father asked him. Itachi sighed.

"I have been given a case to check out somebody for someone." He told them. Mikoto stood up and left the room saying she had to go check on the food. Both father and son sighed. She was scared for him.

"So who are you suppose to check out?" Fugaku asked. Itachi shook his head.

"No one too dangerous just misunderstood." He answered. Fugaku nodded his head.

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Kurenai and Anko just made it to the place in the newer part of Konoha city. It was eight o'clock now and they had just entered the restaurant. Seeing the others teachers they made friends with sitting at the back of the room, the two women went over to them. Anko sat down besides Kakashi who was to into his book to notice their arrival. Kurenai sat opposite of Anko and was sitting by Asuma.

"So Kurenai tell me now." Anko said. That got the others attention. Gai who was talking to Iruka turned to see what was going on as Kakashi put down his book and Asuma looked over at Kurenai.

"Well all in all he basically told me that because I have a friendship with Hinata that it was jeopardizing my job because she was an ex gang member." Kurenai told them, "So I told him that Hinata is one of the best students that will ever come to this school and he gave me a strike."

"Kurenai you actually got a strike." Anko said loudly, "What is this world coming to?" the others shook their heads at her antics.

"You do know that you only have two more strikes left until you are able to be fired." Kakashi said. Kurenai nodded her head.

"Yeah I know that but I didn't like the way he was talking about Hinata." She told them, "Hinata is a good girl who got roped into doing bad things." She then took a sip of her drink.

"She couldn't have been all good if she was in a gang." Kakashi retorted. Kurenai shook her head.

"That's where you're wrong." She spoke, "Hinata has a kind soul. She was the one that actually got me my first job." They all looked at Kurenai with widen eyes. They didn't believe her.

"You're kidding right?" Asuma asked. She shook her head.

"She did." She told them, "Hinata never raise her voice unless she was going through something emotional….do you want to know how it happened?" She asked. They nodded their heads. She took a deep breath then told them her story.

Flash back.

Kurenai was woken up by a loud knocking on her door. Getting out of her bed she slowly made her way to the door. Once she got there she opened it only to stare into the lavender eyes of Hinata's. Hinata had on a large blue hoodie and black skinny jeans. She was wearing black converse and a black bag was on her back.

"You know Hinata if you're going to wear that much black why not just get a black hoodie to go with it." Kurenai said as she woken from the effects her sleep had on her. Hinata shook her head.

"Wearing too much of one color sucks so I like to put other colors with the black." Hinata told her as she let herself in. Kurenai nodded her head and closed the door. She followed Hinata into the kitchen and sat down in her chair. She watched as Hinata pulled her bag off and started unzipping it.

"So what's in the bag?" Kurenai asked.

"You don't have any food in your house so I thought why not cook for you as you get ready for your interview." Hinata said as she started on the eggs. Kurenai eyes widen when she realized that her interview was today. Jumping up from her seat, she ran towards out of the room.

"I can't believe I forgot." She shouted as she turned on her water and brought some clothes out her closet. Hinata shook her head as she heard that. It was ten minutes later when Kurenai was done. She had bounced back down the stairs and into the kitchen where Hinata was just getting done setting the plates. She notice there was two of them and that Hinata was sitting down.

"You're eating with me." She asked. Hinata nodded her head.

"Yeah I had to leave early after I was done making mother breakfast or I wouldn't have made it in time to wake you up as well." Hinata answered as she picked up some eggs on her fork. Kurenai nodded her head and sat down to start eating as well.

"So I'm coming with you." Hinata said once she finished her food. Kurenai eyes widen.

"What are you talking about?" She asked. Hinata turned around and smiled at her.

"I'm coming with you to the interview." She said, "Frankly I don't trust our principal." Kurenai didn't have time to question her for Hinata was pushing her out of the door.

"If we waste anymore time you're going to be late." Was what Hinata said before getting in the car. Kurenai shook her head and laughed a small laugh. She got into the car and drove off to the school. It was morning and a Monday. Everyone was already in class. Hinata led Kurenai over to the main office and followed inside after her.

"How can I help you?" Asked the secretary. Kurenai cleared her throat.

"I was told to come here for my interview." She answered. The secretary eyes widen a bit.

"Ah so you're the newbie." The secretary said. Kurenai raised a brow but the before she could speak she led her to the door Hinata in tow. She was about to open the door when she spotted Hinata.

"And what exactly are you doing here Hinata shouldn't you be in class?" She asked. Hinata sighed and stared her in the eyes.

"Well mother is sick and she doesn't want me to catch it and told me to go stay with Kurenai, she's my aunty, until she gets better. And because my clothes are all at mother's place Kurenai wants me to take the day off so we could get some clothes for me to wear after her interview." She lied. The secretary blinked before opening the door and telling the principal that Kurenai was here. She then stepped out of the way so they both could enter the room. The principal looked Kurenai up and down before offering them both a seat.

"Now Kurenai tell me why do you think you would be a good teacher for this school?" He asked.

"Well with all due respect sir I have a master degree in mathematics and I really like teaching." She told him. He nodded his head as he licked his lips. Kurenai and Hinata saw this but they said nothing.

"I know you are going through stressful times Kurenai and I would happily give you this job." He said, "It is one of the highest paying jobs that are in this part of town. But tell me what are you willing to do for me if I give it to you?" Kurenai eyes widen as Hinata's narrowed.

"Are you insinuating what I think you are?" Kurenai asked. He shook his head and laughed a little.

"With all due respect Kurenai, I'm pretty sure I don't have to repeat myself." He said. That's when Hinata stood up.

"That's a good thing to know Mister." She said her voice like the calm before the storm. "But you just messed up big time. You see Kurenai is a very good teacher to bad you'll never have her." Kurenai eyes widen along with the principal.

"And you know this how?" He asked. Hinata rolled her eyes.

"Because she's going to go to the other school not that far from here and apply for s job and she will get the job and you will be one to help her." Hinata said calmly, "Or everyone will know of your great 'hiring abilities'." She finished. The principal laughed.

"And you think they would believe a little kid like you over me?" He asked. Hinata reached into her blue hoodie and took out her phone. Without saying anything or blowing up at him she pressed the play button.

"I know you are going through stressful times Kurenai and I would happily give you this jobs… It is one of the highest paying jobs that are in this part of town. But tell me, what are you willing to do for me if I give it to you."

Both Kurenai and the principal were wide eyed when they heard this. The principal was stuttering incoherently as he thought of a good way out of this. Finding no way to get out of the mess he got in without getting in trouble. Sighing he nodded his head. Kurenai was shocked at what was going on but she didn't let it show on her face.

"Fine what do you want me to say and what school?" He asked. Hinata didn't even miss a beat like she knew he was going to cave.

"New Lights Jr. High I heard you was good friends with the new principal there and they paid better." She said. He sighed.

"You should be getting a letter in the mail sometimes next week." He said before ushering out them out of his office. Kurenai and Hinata walked out of the school and into Kurenai's car. Hinata was looking down all the way there. Once in the car she sighed and looked over at Kurenai.

"I'm sorry for using you like that." Hinata said. Kurenai nodded her head.

"Why did you do it?" She asked. Hinata sighed again.

"He doesn't only look at the teachers you know. I caught him looking at me one time and at some of the other girls My friend Amy said that he touched her on more occasions than once. When I heard you were going to get a job here I just thought it was a chance I had to take you know and besides New Lights pay better." Hinata said. Kurenai shook her head.

"Hinata you can't just do things like that what if you were wrong?" She asked. Hinata laughed a little.

"Kurenai if I was wrong then I wouldn't have had to say anything. If I was wrong then he wouldn't have caved in so quickly like that." Hinata said. Kurenai sighed.

"But he's just going to get somebody else to do it." She said. Hinata shook her head.

"Nope my good friend Byakugan tipped the police and he is now being checked out by them."Hinata told her. Kurenai shook her head while laughing.

Flash back ends.

"Just like she said a week later there was a letter telling me to come in so they can check me out and I got the job."Kurenai told them. "Coincidently Hinata went to go visit him in jail and told him that what he got for touching her friend ." Anko shook her head laughing.

"Well she's a character." Iruka said. Kurenai nodded her head.

"How did you first meet Hinata?" Asuma asked. The rest were interested in this as well. Kurenai looked at her clock to see the time.

"It's getting late guys and this one is longer than the other one so how about we save that for some other day." She said while standing up. The others nodded their heads and stood up as well. They said their goodbyes then left. As Kurenai drove home she couldn't help but remembering the first time she saw Hinata, the empty look that graced her eyes as she watch everybody having a good time around her, the rain beating down on her causing her to sit down and stare off into nothing, and Kurenai couldn't help but remember the small smile that graced her lips as she muttered a few words.

Me: Hello again chowder.

Imaginary Friend: please don't.

Me: That's not right your suppose to say I'm not your boyfriend.

Imaginary Friend: So you'r telling the readers that I'm a boy.

Me: No I'm saying your not doing it right.

Imaginary friend: Whatever.

Me: Any way have a good morning, afternoon, evening, or night all my faithful readers.

Imaginary Friend: Well that's all folks.