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Ok rant over

Chapter 4: Bella and Edward's Session

Bella's POV

"Ok Bella I understand your here for your balance problems," said Dr. Pazzo calmly scribbling on his stupid note pad.

"Yes I'm what they call a 'klutz'," I said mentally rolling my eyes at this stupid session. I mean you don't go to a therapist for balance issues. You go to an Equilibrium Doctor not this creeper. However, I endured my sentence silently.

"WELL WITH ME YOU LIVE WITHOUT ME YOU DIE, LIVE, DIE, LIVE, DIE, LIVE, DIE...!" (I actually had someone yell at me and my class like that, a priest to be exact lol) he continued with his rant making some weird up and down hand gestures, with a face as red as a tomato, it really matched the chair. What the hell was that why was he randomly yelling at me like a crazy person and how as this in any way helping me with my "problems"! He seriously is crazy. This has nothing at all to do with being a klutz?

Emmett POV

"What the hell are they doing in there?"

Edward maybe you should go in and help her I thought toward him.

"Oh I'm sure she'll be fine," he said waving his hand nonchalantly.

So much for over protection

Bella's POV

He stood there yelling at me for a good hour. For what reason? I'm still not sure myself after about an hour. What does this even have to do with being a klutz? But then again his name is Dr. Crazy. Everything about his seems ironic! My homework... walk on a block of fire? Yes you heard correctly WALK ON FRICKEN FIRE! He even wanted to see the burns on my feet next session to prove it! This guy belongs in a MENTAL INSTITUTION! Good thing Edward would have none of that and I wouldn't have to do it.

Yea that was way off from what he actually said to me. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE SAID. 'Sucks to be you' then he started to laughing so hard that he fell on the floor really hard and the white tiles started shaking. WHAT A GREAT BOYFRIEND!

Jacob said "OMG girlfriend I feel for you girl."

That caused Edward to freak out yelling 'SHE IS NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND NORE WILL SHE EVER BE'.

"Chilax brother-man" retorted Jacob.

"I AM NOT YOUR BROTHER YOU RETARTED MUTT, NO ONE WANTS YOU TO BE HERE. GET SOME FRIENDS OR GO BACK TO YOUR DOGS IN LAPUSH BEFORE I LA PUSH YOU OFF THE CLIFF!"

What the hell is wrong to him today he's lost his self control and his overprotection? Seriously, this office is making him crazy.

"Yea Jake, I really don't want you here," I said timidly.

"Yea why are you even here," the others chimed in. Even the doctor? What's up with that?

"WHATEVA MAJOR LOSERS I'm outa here. Peace!" he said with the hand symbols (W.E.M.L)

"Ok Jacob I guess I will be seeing you tomorrow for a private session instead," said Dr. Pazzo pulling out his schedule. Schedule? Where did that come from?

"Yea, see you tomorrow for our date," Jacob said then winked, blew kisses and finally left. Seriously does he not realize the doctor is not gay?

"So I guess after that outburst we know who's next, Edward take a seat the rest of you, well you know what to do," said Dr. Pazzo

Muahahaha now he gets to suffer the torture of Dr. Crazy.

Edward's POV

"Ok Edward hold on one second and let me get prepared for our session," said Dr. Pazzo while excusing himself and walking into his closet. Wait he has a closet? Why didn't I notice that before? Oh right maybe because the whole room is WHITE! With the exception of the chair. Before I could think of anything else came back bald, wait was he wearing a bald cap?, dressed in long white tunic and round glasses and some brown sandals (outfit on profile). He started lighting candles and putting on some calming music. Was he dressed like Ghandi?

"Ok, Edward I am going to start with a very calming session today to deal with your anger issues and give you a good role model to look up to," said Dr. Pazzo calmly like talking to a three year old.

"Umm ok but I'm not sure this is exactly what I came for I mean Carlisle and Esme said that I was here for my possessiveness towards things," I said questioning whether or not I should have said that considering the angry glare he was giving me.

"ARE CARSLISLE AND ESME THE DOCTORS NO! DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO I AM THE ONLY ONE TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO AND WHEN TO DO IT WHEN YOU ARE. IN THIS OFFICE IN THIS BULIDING I AM GOD! " (got this last part from Matilda) Whoa did I just see steam come out of his ears. His face was matching the chair. What happened to the peace and calming facade? Now I know who to never piss off. Seriously, this man is scarier than a vampire and I would know, trust me. CRAZY!

"Now, Edward your assignment for next week is to let Bella paint your car a bright pink without getting mad and you have to drive around with it till our next session, do you think you could handle that," he said calmly. Is he bipolar? He goes from crazy psycho to calming Ghandi. Talk about a 360 turn around.

"Umm sure," I said still thinking about his rant and not about what he just said. What did he just say? Oh... right I have to...WHAT! I am never ever, ever, ever doing that unless Carlisle approves of murder.

"Ok, bye Edward," he said sweetly shoving me out the door.

When I got out I saw Alice rolling on the floor holding her sides laughing. Stupid future seeing vampire that saw the whole thing, why couldn't she have warned me at least.

"Carlisle, you don't actually expect me to do that do you?" I said fuming.

"Edward as much as you don't approve you must listen to the doctor because he knows what's best and just like Bella you will have to endure your sentence."

Why the hell did I laugh at Bella when mine was so much worse?

I have a feeling we aren't going to get along to well with Dr. Pazzo .

Thanks everyone for all your support. Thanks Julia for helping me with this story. Now press that blue button and REVIEW, REVIEW, and REVIEW. I know you want to: ) or I'll make Dr. Pazzo find you and give you a sentence too.

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