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- Clairefan82/Dominic

Claire was in her room, feeling weird about this new job. She went through her pictures from college. She missed it so much. She thought about quitting. But she needed the job. Besides, it was just one day, how bad could the rest of the year be? She just lay on her bed, with her ferret. She looked at some more, to find her phonebook. She looked through her numbers to find her friend Shelia, who was back at college. She dialed the phone number, and waited for a reply.

Sheila-Hello?

Claire-Hi Shelia! It's Claire.

Shelia-Oh My God Everybody! It's Claire! Shh! How are you!?

Claire-I'm doing okay.

Shelia-Hurry and come back home! We miss you!

Claire-Oh, I miss you guys too. I really do!

Shelia-So, how's it like over there?

Claire-The people here are so strange. They act like I'm the new kid. Ugh…

Shelia-Umm, honey you are the new kid. Well, not in a kid sense, but you know. Well, hurry up and finish up there! Oh, and I got a surprise!

Claire-What?

Shelia-Josh proposed! I'm getting married! Right now I'm trying on my wedding dress!

Claire-No way! Congratulations!

Shelia-Thanks sweetie! So hurry up and come home!

Claire-Oh, don't worry, I will. I wouldn't miss it for the world!

Shelia-You better not miss it! Because I'm getting married I'm get-ahh!!

Claire heard a tear. Claire could her gaps on the other end. She heard a girl say "Did she fall?" Claire waited, until the line went dead. She just simply hung up the phone. The phone rang again 5 minutes later.

Claire-Hello?

Chris-Hey!

Claire-Hey Chris, where you at?

Chris-Sorry, but I had to stay late. So what are you doing?

Claire-Just feeling homesick.

Chris-Well, cheer up! Hey, how about we go out to eat, and you can tell me about your day, yeah?

Claire-Sure, okay!

Chris-Look, I'll be home in abo-Oh, Claire, can you hold on for 2 sec? My other line is ringing.

Claire-Yeah, I'll wait.

Chris answered his other call.

Chris-Hello?

Jill-Ugh, never answer after the first ring. God, what were you thinking Chris?

Chris-Oh, hey Jill.

Jill-Are you on the other line with someone?

Chris-No

Jill-Good, because when I call, you listen. I don't care if baby Claire locked herself in the kitchen freezer. Jill Valentine: Priority Number 1! So come over. I don't know about you, but, you could spark up my night a bit.

Chris switched back to Claire

Chris-I'm afraid we can't go tonight. Chief called, and needs me to work extra.

Claire-But you said you already worked late.

Chris-……What?! I can't hear you!

Claire-Chris!

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Claire just hung up the phone. She went down to the kitchen, and grabbed the brownie batter, and put on a love movie. While she watched the romantic movie, she sobbed in between shoving more brownies in her mouth. She stayed on the couch all night, and even slept there. Days turned into weeks and little by little Claire got used to her job. She started getting familiar with the people at RPD. One day, Claire woke up at 5:30, and started to get ready for work. She wanted to go early. She looked to see Chris still sleeping. She headed out, and walked to the RPD. It wasn't far. She headed into the double doors to see Marvin, a cop who worked downstairs. She headed into the S.T.A.R.S. office, only to find Wesker. He looked at her with shock. She smiled as she went to her desk, and organized papers.

Wesker-What are you doing here so early? Your not supposed to come in for another hour.

Claire-I decided to come in early. You know, I just love working here!

Wesker-You're funny.

Claire-Why do you say that?

Wesker-You don't like working here. Hell, even I don't. It's not like the people here are smart. Jill is an idiot for believing the "You are what you eat" theory, and that Redfield, is clumsy. But I have to admit, seeing them get hurt is the cherry on top of my day.

Claire- What do you mean?

Wesker-2 months ago, Rebecca shot him while in training. It was hilarious. Oh, and one time, He was lifting weights, and Jill tried to pants him. Well, she did, but she pulled of his underwear too! He was so embarrassed he shrieked, and dropped the weight on his toe!!!!

Wesker stared to laugh hysterically. Claire just looked at him with a confused look. His laughing stopped as soon has he saw Claire not laughing. Wesker didn't say anything. There was just a long pause.

Wesker-Nevermind. I have lots of work to do.

He then started to clear his throat. The coughs then turned into something else. Wesker let out this long hiss. Claire looked at him. He hissed once more.

Claire-Are you okay?

Wesker didn't respond. He just waved his hand, trying to shoo her away. He just kept hissing, like he was throwing up something. He made 2 more hisses, and a fur-ball came from his throat. The slobbered ball came from his mouth and right on to a stack of papers. The 2 came slowly to the ball. Claire just looked at it with disbelief.

Claire-Holy Crap!

Wesker-Ummm…..That's something you don't see everyday.

Claire-You think?! What are you, half cat!?

Wesker-NO!! Just don't say anything! I never did this before!

Claire-I won't, I promise. Can I get you anything? A glass of water…maybe milk??

Claire then let out a little giggle.

Wesker-No thanks, but can I get you a warm glass of shut the hell up!?

Claire-Jeez…Lighten up, only a joke. I got to get to the printing room anyway. Irons will kill me if I don't have these reports done on time.

Claire left the angry Wesker in the office. Wesker looked around in the empty office. He quickly threw the fur-ball away in the trash, with seven different others he had in the past week. He then saw Joseph, Chris, Brad, Jill and Rebecca come in with big boxes, filled with eggs, and oil and such. They went straight to Claire's desk…Wesker knew this could not end well…

Wesker-What are you sad excuse for humans doing?

Joseph-Like the best prank ever!!!! Want to help?

Wesker-I'd rather expose myself to a harmful virus that can genetically alter me, maybe turn myself into a vicious monster, or even dress like my sister if I had one. But, that's just me…

Rebecca-Come on!

Chris- Yeah! Claire is going to be sooooo pissed!!! It's going to be so funny. When she sits down, she'll-

Wesker-Spare me the details….But why are you doing this?

Jill-Because, she's new!

Wesker-She's been here for like 2 weeks now…

Jill-Sooooo?

Wesker was confused. He had always loved to see others in pain, especially his co-workers, which he despised for some reason, just like the onion flowers at Applebees. But for some reason, Claire was different. She was the only one he could actually stand. He shook his head. He tried to get them not to do the prank, but it went through on ear, and out the other.

Stay tuned for the next chapter!!