Dear Luke,
We all missed you at my party on Saturday, well with the exception of Percy who's still hung over the fact that you tried to kill him multiple times last summer. However, I understand that planning to overthrow the gods with the help of the titans does take up a lot of your time, and that it wouldn't allow you to free yourself for a couple of hours to play 'friendly' games of pin the tail on Chiron. I put 'friendly' because Clarisse did send a few people to the hospital after they told her that placing the tail on Chiron's forehead did, in fact, NOT give her an extra seventy points.
I also wanted to tell you that your scorpion plan failed and Percy did not die! To be quite honest, why you didn't just slash him up with a sword, it would've been so much smarter and there would've been so much less chance of failing.
Anyways, good luck with your plans and I hope you and Annabeth make up, though she's quite mad at you for stealing her toothbrush and she'd appreciate if you gave it back… Oh! And she is also kind of mad at you for being a total jerk and betraying her and blah blah blah… but most of all, the toothbrush.
Your friend,
Jacky Percson!