Rated M for Mike 2
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I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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I THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING!
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Mike's bikini stretched in protest as she set up the beach chair and sat down to relax in front of the waves.
Mike was seriously reconsidering how good of an idea this was...yes, she looked Sexy...but it was pinching her labia and nipples like crazy! There was no 'give', she wanted to let those bad girls breath! And in any case, considering she had to shoehorn these dang things on...she didn't look forward to doing it again and again...
'Okay...I'll wear it this one time on principle...then throw it out when I get back to my hut and buy a something more my size at the gift shop.' She decided to herself.
But for the moment...she was just going to enjoy herself...She gets a good book, turns on her headphones...and just enjoys the tropical ambiance...
Meanwhile, in the shadows of the bushes just behind her...two dark shapes began to emerge...two ugly son's of bitches popped from the shadows. They were big, smelly and wore nothing but ratted loincloths...both of which were now stretched to max due to massive erections they were sporting at the sight of this beauty...
They looked upon the woman hungrily, and slowly came up from her from behind. One of them eagerly raised a billy club. His brother nodded in understanding: his brother would knock her out while he would drag her back to their cave for them both to enjoy later...
The two slowly made there way up to the beach chair, tongues licking, clubs raised-
PCHIT!
rip...
The boys scream as Mike suddenly wheels around and squirts pepper spray on them. Not giving them a chance to recover, she runs up and kicks them in the nads-
rip...
While their on their knees, clutching their groins in pain-
CRACK!
rip...
She takes up the folding chair and whacks them!
rip...
She holds up the chair high above her head for one last good smack
RIP!
She pauses at both he sound and the agonizingly unpleasant feeling of her bikini groaning in protest reaching it's climax-
POP!
-only for it to be gone just as quickly.
In a single eye blinked, her bikini popped clean off her and went flying! Both pieces landing on the eyes of both boys, Temporarily blinding them.
Knowing that her safety took precedent over modesty, Mike threw the chair at them and ran!
Mike tried to focus on running and hiding...but it was kinda hard when every step she took she could feel her butt jiggle when her breasts were not slapping her in the face as they bounced around.
'This is crazy, that kinda thing only happens in comics or cartoons- NO! FOCUS MIKE! Escape crazy, wild perverts now, find clothes later!' Her thoughts race as she streaked across the beach, naked for all to see...
Seeing smoke, she then ran into the jungle. Hopefully it was someone who could help her...unfortunately Mike was quick to realize that a jungle was NO place to be naked-
WHACK!
OW!
SMACK!
OW!
CRACK!
OW!
It seemed like every twig, branch, vine, thorn and thistle had nothing better to do then whack her private parts...
'OW! near-naked rapists, poorly maintained jungle...who's running this nut house? Well if they were expecting a five star review, forget it! They'll be lucky I don't sue their asses!
Finally she makes it to the clearing...every inch of her covered in mosquito bites and scratches...everything aches...
But her mouth-waters at the smell of food...sure enough, there's a large thing of meat roasting on a spike over a fire...
Mike smiled, "FINALLY! This place is paying off!" She shouts as she steps forward-
CRACK!
GAH!
Screamed Mike as a hidden snare snags her ankle and dangles her comically off the ground, exposing her naked splendor for all to see-
WHACK!
-right after her own breasts nearly chip her tooth due to the whiplash...
Mike sighed, "Okay, I'm done. I'll forget the lawsuit if SOMEONE gets me out of this hellhole immediately..."
ROAR!
The sound that shook the jungle was enough to make her piss herself- which was even grosser then usual because of her 'position' -but Mike didn't care...she was too busy staring in fright at the giant, wild swamp beast that had just emerged from the bushes...
"Perhaps I can assist with that..."
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