Title: Lord Underpants
Rating: PG
Word Count: 297
Pairing: Team Underpants
Round/Fight: 1/A
Summary: What has Evin done now? Horrid crack! Fic.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, including Wyldon/Captain/Lord Underpants
"Dom!" Evin yelled, sticking his head into the sergeant's room. "Come look what I did!" Dom rolled his eyes. Evin was always doing something that was bound to get them in trouble (such as switching the queen and Lord Raoul's sewing supplies), if he didn't go see what it was and fix it.
"What have you done this time?" he asked as Evin led him in the direction of the page's wing. "You haven't been locking the pages in supply closets again, have you?'
"You know I only do that to the bullies," Evin sniffed, looking insulted. "I have my standards."
"Yes, a regular superhero you are." Suddenly, Dom stopped short when he realized where Evin had led him. "No way. Not Lord Wyldon's office. At least the queen and Lord Raoul have a sense of humor- he's going to kill you."
Evin had the gall to laugh. "I didn't actually do anything. I bought this charm. It's supposed to make people obey your every order. Only it didn't exactly work like that… See for yourself."
Cautiously, Dom stepped into the training master's office.
"Surrender! Or I will have to resort to Wedgie Power!"
"AHH!" Dom jumped out of the room, closing the door behind him. "What did you do to Lord Wyldon?"
"I was just thinking it would be nice if he loosened up a bit, and then about how I needed to get some laundry done, because I'm running out of clean underwear and… volia!" He grinned cheekily. "Lord Underpants was born!'