Hey chickadees. I haven't had a disclaimer for a while. I own nothing, hell I only own this computer because my sister bought a laptop. Elsie is mine, so is Sam, neither of them ARE me.

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Dan and I pretty much spent the rest of the day gossiping. Man I only wish I'd known Dan was such a gossip earlier. Anyway, Sam seems really sweet, she's around five foot eight, mousy brown hair, light freckles, "gorgeous huge eyes", slim and completely loves math and computers. Clearly she and Dan are like wildflowers, except he loves science and history, but same diff right. Anyway not the point, the pint is by the way he talks about her you can tell he's like arse of tit for the chick. Daniel Even and Samantha Ellen, even their middle names are almost the same. Well Sam or Sammy for short. It's funny because by the end of the day I felt like I knew all there was to Sam, including the fact she has size 8 shoes and that her parents are 'not so happily' married.

"So BanDana. I'm guessing you've earnt yourself some brownie points with Cotton Candy for having an ascot yea?'

"Silly String, you cannot spray my pavement, right now it's clean and I don't need or want to spend hours trying to remove the crap the cans leave on it." I was appalled.

"Dan why haven't you said anything? Are you embarrassed to tell your mum and Andy? Or is there something more?"

"No it's not that, it's just I was waiting to see if it's serious."

"That's a bigger lie than the amount of slack on the clothesline."

"Fine, I'm nervous ok, I don't know how they'll react, like what id Andy decides he likes her, or mum doesn't like her at all!"

"Dan, it's ok, I promise, I trust Aunty K's judgement, if I were stuck in the dessert I'd want her as my camel so I'd always be ok. And Andy's not that low, he likes my friend Ash anyway…well her and probably Kelly." We laughed at the thought of Andy swooning over famous chicks, well I did anyway. "Dan, you've gotta trust me and just admit you're in a relationship, they'll support you. Look at K and Andy, she supports him." I was going to leave it there, until I repeated what I'd said in my head. "When it comes to relationships." I added, thinking about some of the things Andy has actually done.

"I guess you're right S Doll, I'm just nervous, I really don't wanna fuck this up."

"You won't, and if you ever need to chat, I'm here, coz you know I'm going through the same stuff you are, I seriously think I might be falling in love with Jeff."

"You've only known him for like a week though."

"You know love at first sight."

"That's lust Si."

"That's what I thought, but then we got to talking, and the feelings just grew, it's like my love was a boomerang, someone threw it a long time ago, and I just got it back. It hit me like a steamroller."

"Then I'm happy for you." We hugged, bright lights that could only belong to a car brought us out of our gossip state. Aunty Kimmy was home.

"Hey you two. Haven't seen either of you in a while."

"Shopping spree." I gave as my explanation.

"I was at Sam's last night mum, I got home at 11 but you weren't here."

"You were at Sam's? That's so cute." I said almost cooing at my eighteen-year-old cousin.

"Why is it cute?" Aunty asked, Dan gave me a death glare, but it didn't hold up against my puppy dog look. Guess he's gonna have to tell her now. Oops.

"Umm, Sam is my girlfriend Mum."

"Girlfriend? My Dan found a girl?" Dan nodded and I swear I saw tears in Aunty K's eyes. "Guess its only Andrew that needs a girl now." I cracked a grin and eh thought of Andy trying it on with the divas.

"Her name is Sam and I really like her so don't go all embarrassing on me."

"Me? Embarrassing? I think you've got it wrong." Dan rolled his eyes, but it's true, Aunty Kimmy was known to embarrass her kids…including me, at any time possible.

"Mum" Dan whined, yea whined.

"Ok, I'll behave when I meet her." Aunty said. "My little boys are growing up."

"Come on, Andy's had heaps of girlfriends before."

"I know"

"So what's the difference?"

"Dan. Andy he is well a little too carefree, the idea of a girlfriend is just status, not important. But you, you are more serious about emotions, and this, this might just be a serious relationship."

"So you won't judge her, like you do Andy's girls?"

"Nope, completely judgement free, scouts honour."

"Thanks mum, it means a lot." He gave his mum a quick hug, very manly I think, but so cute.

"Right now I've gotta get out of this hideous uniform before I gag." Aunty K said, ruining the sweetness. Gotta love Aunty Kimmy. "Now Ell girl, you'd best come with me and tell me about your schedule." I followed Aunty K into her cramped room, as I thought that I spent absolutely no time in their house since arriving, maybe if I had, I would've realised that Aunty K took the smallest room, it's even smaller than mine.

"My schedule?" I asked, sitting on her bed.

"Yes, where about are you headed coming up? How long are you going to be off for? That kind of thing."

"Oh. To be honest I'm not entirely sure. Mr McMahon said he'd post me a schedule thing in the mail, to Jeff's house." As if on cue there was a knock on the door. Dan's voice wafted through.

"Mum, Doll face, Jeff is here."

"Thanks BanDana." I replied, I got up and left the room to find Jeff sitting on the couch.

"Skittles!" I squealed running towards him.

"Squirt" He replied, mocking my squeal. I jumped onto his lap and gave him a massive hug, and we just sat there for a while cuddling. "Oh right, I got something from Vinnie Mac in the mail for you."

"My schedule?"

"Dunno, didn't open it."

"Then give it here Dumbo."

"My ears aren't that big."

"No, but you gotta have some secret that lets you fly, now give me my mail." He handed me an A4 sized envelope and I tore it open. I read through the schedule.

"Ok, so for two months it's shows in America."

"Yea, there are shows on Monday, Thursdays and Saturdays."

"Woah, hold up, Australia, as in Australia Australia? Hell yes."

"Give it here a sec Squirt." I passed him the envelope. It clearly said we would be in Australia for two weeks in two months time. That would give me time to show Jeff my home.

I looked over the abroad tour sheet, there was a show in Brisbane, that's where mum and I lived for a while. Then a show in Sydney before we got a week off, where I can take Jeff home and show him around. Then another Sydney show, the real Raw, then onto Melbourne for another house show before coming back to the states. I can handle that.

"Look there's a week off, do you wanna come see my place?" I asked enthusiastically.

"I'd love to, where about is it?"

"Umm about 2 and a half hours out of Sydney."

"Ok. Wow Australia. There's a first."

'You've never been?"

"Never."

"Ha, I have one up on you then."

"Yea, you do." Ok, so I'll have to show him the whole Sydney deal, Opera house, Harbour Bridge thing people find fascinating. Australia Zoo and Mt Cootha in Brisbane and well Melbourne I'm not too familiar with, but the city there is off the hook.

"We'll have fun." I said, confident that we would. "But now Mister, you have to leave. Me and Aunty K are hanging out tonight."

"What about Dan?"

"He got a girl to go to…Andy however I haven't seen."

"He's on the track."

"SO you need me to keep Aunty K distracted anyway."

"Yep."

"Ok, well I'll see you tomorrow. Ok?"

"Ok, ILY Squirt."

"ILY squared Skittles." He leaned in and gave me a soft, passion filled kiss before leaving. Man I hate it when he does that, always leaves me wanting more…grrr.

Aunty Kimmy practically burst out of her room.

"Wow, now that was passion." She exclaimed as she came into the kitchen. I blushed, embarrassed. "You two are cute together. So what'd lover boy want?"

"He had my schedule."

"So what's going on with you coming up?"

"Well there are a whole heap of shows coming up, umm I have to work Saturdays and Thursdays, doing house shows, and Monday for the televised Raw."

"Ok, so what's gonna happen?"

"Well I think I might do what Jeff does, he flies out on Saturday morning, then drives to the live show before flying back for a few days before going somewhere new. So I'll be gone Saturday mornings, back Tuesday day, then leave Thursday mornings catch a red eye back that night."

"So we see you Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday?"

"Pretty much."

"Ok, that's good."

"It is?" No complaining or anything?

"Well yea, it's far more than a full time job, or my job for that matter." I felt bad for Aunty K then, I mean I know how much she does for her boys, after all I live by myself…well I did.

"They do appreciate it you know Aunty."

"I know." I gave her a hug, feeling that she needed one. We ended up just watching chick flicks that night, not really in the mood for anything requiring effort. We passed out around 1am.

There you go. Now Review...or i'll make flying monkeys come and swoop you when your near their young. What? They're magpies? No way! Flying monkeys are coolier.