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"Night Magz" He walked up the stairs, but I just moved to the couch, so I was lying down. "You coming Maggot?"
"Where to?"
"Bed, you're sharing with Jeff." I jumped up and practically ran up the staircase.
"Show me the way then." He showed me to a room, not wanting to disturb Jeff, I just walked over to the bed and climbed in with what I was wearing kicking off my shoes, obviously. I got comfy, lying against Jeff, and drifted off into a fabulous sleep.
I woke up with this weird feeling, sure it could be from the fact I had the same dream, well nightmare as the one I had just before leaving Australia, but I don't think it was that. I know what it is, someone's watching me. I rolled into Jeff, looked up at his face, no he is in a blissful slumber, and pouting. Dammit I'm never wrong. I rolled back over, standing in the doorframe was on Matthew Hardy.
"What are you staring at me for?" I asked, rather thankful I woke up before I started screaming.
"You have nightmares often?" Shit, maybe I didn squirm…or scream.
"What are you talking about?" I couldn't tell Matt about everything, I was just brave enough to tell Jeff.
"You, you were having a nightmare, you were whimpering and tossing and turning."
"I was?"
"You were Squirt. I tried just holding you through it, but whenever I touched you, you would jump back and cower, like I'd hit you."
"Skittles, I'm so sorry, I didn't…not you…you have never done a think to me in any way shape or form, dream or not. I love you. Always remember that." We shared a morning hug and as we hugger poor worn out Jeff fell back to the world of slumber. Matt pointed to me, pointed to himself then pointed to his study. Great, me, him, d&m. Just what every girl needs first thing in the morning.
"There better be coffee Hardy." I whispered harshly.
"There is" I begrudgingly got up, fixed my outfit, and followed Matt to his study. "No Magz, what dream could be that bad that you couldn't tell Jeff, but you cowered from him?"
"I was being honest, Jeff didn't touch me in my dream."
"Then who? Who did?"
"It was the dream I had in Australia, then I cam e and met Jeff, I'm so scared it's going to be true." Matt came and engulfed me in a brotherly hug.
"Then tell me about it, you'll feel better." Grrr stupid logic.
"Ok, but not one word leaves these walls." He nodded. "Ok, so I'm in this uber dark room, like I can't see a thing right. Then this chick starts asking if I'm awake and I ask what she wants with me, she's like it's not me it's my baby-
"Wait you're pregnant?" Way to interrupt me Matt!
"Matt do I look like I'm pregnant…more importantly, do you honestly think I'd accept a contract to be beat up every week if I were carrying a child?"
"Ok, my bad. Sorry."
"Anyway, I'm all like I'm not pregnant, so she's like don't play dumb and goes off on how Jeff proposed to me the week before."
"So the dreams weren't identical?"
"No. Back in Oz I honestly said I had no idea who in the blue hell Jeff Hardy was."
"But now?" I was getting to that Matthew.
"Well I said something like, Jeff and I just got together, neither of us are ready for a step that big in any relationship, so why would we tie the tarnish."
"Tie the tarnish?"
"It's a family saying for get married."
"Ok. And you're scared that because you know Jeff and you're dating that the dream is like your future right?"
"You, you know for a bogan you are pretty smart."
"I really don't know if that's an insult or a compliment."
"Take it or leave it." Honestly I don't know either, but who would tell him that?
"I'll just accept it, how about that."
"Good good, but Mattie, what'd I do about my dream?"
"Well if it's freaking you out this bad, then the answer is simple, either say no to Jeff if he ever asks you –
"Not an option, I'm definitely not one to turn my back on something because I'm afraid." Matt made a mental note of that, and decided it was for the best, especially entering into a relationship with his brother.
"Or, when that happens, just make sure you're around people you trust for the next two weeks, easy."
I guess you're right."
"I always am."
"Sure you are Matthew. Sure you are." I giggled, and he play swatted the back of my head.
"Good now girly?"
"Good now." I got up and walked to the door. "Oh and Matt, talk to Amez today, she was here last night, if she really wanted nothing to do with you she would've just rung me." Matt smiled.
"Thanks Maggot." I nodded and walked off to wake Jeff up.
Ok so waking Jeff up is mega hard. Who woulda funk it? I didn't, I mean it was the first time I kind of had to, I just let him get his ass up usually, but we had to board a plane from Raleigh in like three hours, we were already behind schedule. I was short out of luck, waking up Jeff, not on my experience list, I walked back into his study to get Matt…who wasn't there. Shit. Now what do I do? Matt was still my best, and at this point, only option, I'd just have to find him. Maybe he's in the kitchen, I know where that is…that's where I was abducted to. I walk to the kitchen. No Matt. His bedroom maybe? If only I knew where that was, must be upstairs at least. I walk upstairs, knocking on any closed door, after my third door of no success I get a 'yea'. Not sure what was behind the door I spoke through it.
"Matt can you please wake up Jeff."
"Why won't you do it?" I'm thinking Matt doesn't usually enjoy this task.
"I tried, he wouldn't budge." The door opened. Matt was smirking.
"This'll be fun." I was almost scared. The almost flew off that sentence when Matt ran full speed past me towards where Jeff was sleeping. I didn't actually know this but the door didn't shut properly, so Matt just flew straight in, and body slammed his brother. Jeff screamed.
"Matt! Get off me, let me sleep."
"Nope, get up, you have a plane to catch."
"No I don't…just give me a little more time."
"Fine, you have more time to the bed, Elsie and I will have some time downstairs…without you…possibly with a certain photo album that a certain brother of mine tried to ditch me with."
"You wouldn't?" Jeff's eyes got all big and round, that boy was definitely awake now.
"You know I would" Jeff rolled over, causing Matt to fall of the bed.
"See I'm up now. So no brother torture."
"You pushed me off the bed. I will get even." Matt said mock evil, at least I hope it was mock evil.
"Uhuh, clearly we aint getting anywhere verbally coz you all fucked up in the head."
"Then let's settle this like men." Jeff nodded and grabbed a glove off the bedside table.
"Let's duel, pretty boy." Jeff said as he slapped Matt across the face. Matt grabbed the other glove and slapped the other glove. I laughed and walked into the scene before me.
"Youz know this would make ripper tv." Matt and Jeff looked at each other.
"Hardy Show." Matt exclaimed.
"Tuesday?" Jeff queried.
"Done." Matt agreed, before leaving the room. (A/N: See now you all know where the eggfight episode really came from. Lol)
"So Skittles, what's Tuesday?"
"Hardy Show, best show NOT on tv."
"Uh-huh"
"You'll see, it'll be fun."
"I believe you. Now get your ass dressed, I'm going to go grab a shower." I unzipped the ba that was packed for me, it was literally packed full of the shopping bags from the other day, and a few of my most prized items of clothing. Feeling lazy I decided I'd just put on the first thing I grabbed today. In the bag I grabbed a pair of blue-grey cargos and my grey shirt with zippers and buttons all over it, it was low cut enough to show cleavage, but not too low cut, not actually from my shopping spree but a shirt I modified in Tuena. I went to the bathroom, but stopped short of closing the door noticing Jeff's green eyes looking at me curiously.
"Don't I get a shower?"
"I'm sure there's a hose out side."
"Ouch, maybe I should share with you." I rolled my eyes, as he wiggled his eyebrows.
"I'm sure there's more than one bathroom here, if no then you should've gotten up earlier." I grinned, shutting, and locking the door. I turned the shower on and had my fabulously timed four-minute shower, still washing my hair and face. Just with Matt's stuff…don't tell him. I got out and put on my mostly new clothes. I walked back into the bedroom, drying my hair I went to my handbag, which, luckily had been put inside the bag for me, grabbed my hair mouse, and spiked it up. Back in Oz, I found this funky bracelet with the tag of zippers all around it, so I bought like five and connected them together to make a choker. I put on this wonderful accessory and grabbed my world inc. shoes. Nice work if I do say so myself.
I walked down stair with my bag to find a ready Jeff, and a very bemused looking Matt.
"What?"
"Nothing, nothing." Matt said, trying to keep a straight face.
"Sure and I'm famous."
"You know you can't say that sarcastically anymore right? I mean you kind of are." Jeff reminded me. That's it, that fact alone caused for a happy dance, no matter what time of morning, or who was there. Ok, so I stopped when Matt and Jeff laughed at me.
"Hey, I don't laugh at the fact your names are basically the same thing."
"Huh?" Was all I got in reply from the brothers Hardy.
"Well you've got a consonant, a vowel, then double letters… M-A-TT, J-E-FF." The boys thought about it then nodded their heads. I love when I know stuff that other people don't. It makes me feel smart. "Now, what could possibly have you two so amused?" I asked, determined to get to the bottom of my curiosity.
'Nothing' Matt said, before chuckling. I gave Jeff and almost death glare, pretty sure I scared him because he leaned over and whispered that he'd tell me later. I glanced up at Matt's clock, or more the clock Jeff gave Matt, and realised it was time to go…five minutes ago.
"As much as I'd like to stay and" I had to think for a nano second. "Well annoy Matt here, Skittles, we really need to go, like five minutes ago."
"Ok, I'll talk to you later Matt." Jeff said, before giving him a 'manly' hug and walking outside.
"Thanks for the help earlier Maggot."
"No problemo Mattie, Thanks for the do." He gave me a hug and I walked outside. Jeff was impatiently waiting next to a pretty rusty and old looking paddle van. I walked over to him, but before I could make it someone poked out from behind the boot.
"You must be Elsie, let me take your bag."
I know, how obvious is it that I love the eggfight episode of The Hardy Show, but honestly who doesn't?
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