"You all know the world has changed quite a bit, especially the existence of monsters and aliens, but Ol' Jack always says 'believe it, whatever we think is out there, it's out there.'" The group was riding down the freeway in the Porkchop express. It was still raining heavily, despite having left an hour ago. If anything, the rain has gotten worse. That being said, they can see Sam Francisco in the distance, meaning they were getting close.
"So, Ol' Jackie! How do you know creepy magician man?"
"It was a few years ago: I got embroiled into a strange vendetta. I had to face not only this mystical 1000 year old piece of dandruff, but I also had to face some other crazy shit: monsters, black magic, crazy guys with storm powers, the whole shebang. I also met a few friends that day: my buddy Wang, and…" He inexplicably tended up, but only briefly. "Gracey Law, one of the greatest women I ever laid eyes on." He pulled out a photograph. Alex weighed in on something she noticed. "You dumped her, didn't you?" Sighing, Jack replied morosely. "Yeah. Stupidest move I ever made." Alex cringed at how blunt she was. "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have brought it up." "Nah. You're probably right. I messed up that day, but if we see her again, I'm gonna let her slap me, and then tell her how sorry I am and how much she actually means to me. Between all of us, I deserve that slap that's coming up."
A few minutes later, they arrived outside an apartment building. Just as they did, a gray Lamborghini pulled up. Out of it stepped two people with clear Chinese descent. It was a couple. The man saw the truck and did a backtake, before smiling brightly. "Jack!" Jack beamed. "Wang, my wingman! How have you been! It's been a while! How are you doing Mao?" The woman smiled as well. "Jack. It's an honor to see you again. Though you might not want to enter our apartment." "Why?" "Someone is visiting who may not want to see you again." "Yep. I figured. But I'm still entering. I need to make it up to her after all." Wang saw inside the truck. "Who're your passengers Jack?" The group exited the semi. "Oh right! These are a bunch of agents that work for some group called WOOHP and another called the Center. They said they needed my help. Is it okay if they all crash here?" Map Yin replied sweetly. "Of course. They are all more than welcome." They all heard the door open, and a woman with red hair stomped out and toward Jack. Immediately, a loud slap can be heard. Everyone cringed. Jack simply replied. "Yep. I deserved that." "Honestly Jack, you deserve a lot more than that for how you strung me along all those years ago." "Look, Gracie. I'm not asking for forgiveness. I am truly sorry. I messed up really badly. I shouldn't have walked out had I know how bad this was going to be. Unfortunately, we have a much bigger problem on our hands." That was when all the agents flashed their badges. Sam took point. "We have reason to believe that Jack Burton is in danger, and that San Francisco is also in danger from the deranged sister of Lo Pan." Wang gasped. "Wait! Lo Pan had a sibling?!" "Yes. That's why we asked Jack to bring us here: so that we can all get rid of her. Whatever drama happened between Mr. Burton and Ms. Law is going to have to wait." Clover was still stealing looks at Jack. "Indeed it is, heroes!" A new voice sounded out. Diana saw color in some alleyways. "Uh guys, I think we have company already." Nine people stepped out into the street: all of them wore red bandanas and shirts, and carried different weapons: UZI's, knives, and even tomahawks. The amount of red was a clear indicator that they were all part of a gang: the Wing Kong. Wang grabbed Mao Yin and dragged her behind the truck. Jack didn't react, only having a smug look. "You guys really hadn't learned from the first ass kicking around? Really?" The leader stepped into Jack's face. "We are always prepared to learn from our past mistakes, American!" He then shouted in Chinese to his goons to attack. Jack struck first by cup checking the leader. He then whacked him upside the head, knocking him out. The spies then charged against the henchmen toting guns to disarm them before they could shoot. They did get some shots out, but the spies displayed some very impressive agility by dodging them. "Can't catch us!" Clover taunted. Martin was squaring off against a knife wielding thug. Turns out, the knives were switchblades. The thug got a kick to the face for his trouble. Martin saw that Diana was in trouble, but so was Wang and Mao Yin. "Martin, we could use some help!" "U-Watch activated: X Rod selected." A staff materialized into Martin's hands. He then shot out a net toward the group threatening the couple, and then charged the one fighting his sister. "Only I can mess with my sister!" He whacked the ax using thug in the jaw, sent him flying into a car, and knocked him unconscious.
A clap of thunder was heard. The goons all backed away, and everyone looked up. Three men descended out of the air. The gang all bowed in reverence, while Jack balched. "What the hell?! I killed you three!" The three men said nothing. Wang stuttering in shock and fear. Martin looked at Jack in confusion. "I thought you said on the way these guys were dead?" When Jack just stood there in shock, Martin decided to play hero. "Alright then guys. Let's send you back to Zeus and Thor!" "Babe wait!" Martin didn't hear Alex cry out, instead got cocky and charged. He was halted by one of them who grabbed him with lightning, lifted him up like a fish, brought him to his face, and simply muttered: "pitiful mortal", and then launched Martin like a catapult into a brick wall face first. All anyone could see was his butt.
"Hand over Jack Burton!" Another of the three men yelled. "Fail to comply, and you will die!" "And if I don't want to go?" Jack taunted. The third man simply smiled very creepily. "Then your friends will be your motivation." The three then all grabbed with lighting the various agents, as well as Wang and Mao Yin, and then flew away with everyone in tow.
Jack just stared. "Shit."