I'd like to thank everyone who read and Reviewed the last chapter. This is the last chapter I have written up...so, well i'm sure you're all used to my updates taking absolutely forever, and i know how fustrating it can be. So i'm apologising in advance. lol.

"And Squirt,"

"Yea?"

"There's an ipod in my laptop bag for you later."

"You really didn't have to."

"Yea I did, you're always stealing mine." Ass. "Now go back to sleep and have wonderful dreams about me."

"Hot head." His shoulder moved as he silently laughed. At least he was just kidding…I really hope the ipod's real though...kidding, or am I?

I'm pretty sure the ipod thing was a joke, I mean it's been three days and I've had to steal Jeff's like 6 times already. But what'd I expect, I mean he already bought me a phone that was too much as it is. An ipod would be like asking someone to marry you after knowing them for like a month. Anyway, what was I supposed to be doing again? Let me think…meeting with the boss man, done. Gossip with Ash Mash, done…what else was there? Oh yea, mine and Jeff's first official date! Ya had to know I was holding out for a reason right, I mean who could forget something as completely awesome as that!

On to the most important matter, what the fuck am I supposed to wear? I asked Ash to come help me but she's a busy bee…bitch. Man I love this song, Pink just came on the radio, so like any human being I turned it up full blast and started singing along.

So, so what I'm still a rock star I got my rock moves and I don't need you and guess what I'm having more fun and now that we're done I'm gonna show you tonight. The only problem with having music turned up full bore is that you don't hear knocks at the door. I'm all right I'm just fine. Third times a charm…as I later found out. Anyway, I opened the door, not really expecting anyone, so I left the music blaring, worst-case scenario, someone telling me to shut up. And you're a tool so, so what I am a rock star I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight. I lied, worst-case scenario, Ash sends Melina in her place, and me standing there in my robe with my hair going spastic, looking like a, well a tool.

"Oh I love this song, turn it up bitch."

"Done and done boss lady" Well that was avoided nicely.

"Now let's get your sexy ass ready for your date."

"You know I'm going out with Jeff Hardy not Chris Jericho right?"

"You've been playing catch up I see."

"Thought I should know what I'm getting into" Man yelling over this music is hard work.

I'm gonna get in trouble my ex will start a fight Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah he's gonna start a fight nah nah nah nah nah nah nah we're all gonna get in a fight!

"Shit for a youngin you got some pipes on you."

"And for a bitch you're rather funny."

"Touché"

"Well duh. But seriously I'm not that good, just something fun to do."

"Whatever you reckon. Now what are you gonna wear?"

"I dunno, I mean its just dinner right?" I'm not even that stupid, but what do people usually wear on first dates with Jeff?

"No chicka, it's your first date" How does she know this – Ashley is a dead woman. "It's special. And don't you dare roll your eyes" How did she know that, she's searching through my wardrobe space.

"Yes mother dear."

"I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that because I just found the perfect outfit."

"What is it?" Mel came away from my clothes holding up her choice, just as the song changed, must've been destiny.

"Who's this?"

"Short Stack."

"Not bad."

"I was thinking the same thing." About the clothes of course.

"I think the jade green is the perfect dress…its cute, sexy and matches Jeff's hair perfectly" laughing at Jeff's expense probably isn't nice…too bad. (A/N: there is a link to the dress on my ffic page)

"I like it. Now please pretty lady. Do my hair" Man that last bit was a demand…you've gotta work your way up to those, everyone knows that.

"I'm coming, I'm coming."

"Don't you mean Anon, anon."

"Huh?"

"Sorry, it's just whenever someone says 'I'm coming' my best friend Bray and I say Anon instead…reference to Romeo and Juliet and a douche who went to school with us."

" Get down, why now, so right, and watch, me drown, the mo-ments…right. You're finger is on the trigger so say goodbye GOODBYE, you're finger is on the trigger so say good Shimmy shimmy go go"

"Who'd you say this was?"

"Short Stack. They're a Sydney band, they were just picking up when I left."

"Mmm, Catchy." Who says catchy? That totally calls for a mean girls quote.

"Yea, they're totally fetch." Mel laughed forgetting she was sposed to be fixing the bomb known as my hair.

"Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not gonna happen." I love Mean Girls, it is the bomb. So funny I think I might laugh a little louder. Lol.

"Ok, we had our mean girl's moment, now pluh-lease do my hair!"

"Hold your horses."

"Girl if you met my horse, you'd know I didn't need to hold him. Bugs is an extremely well behaved horse."

"Fine then hold your boyfriend."

"Fair enough" Man sending Mel was an awesomely bad idea. I mean we're having too much fun to think about the date!

Half an hour later, a can of mousse and a very deflated looking hair straightener Mel had finished with my always morning hair. With my fringe having been straightened and sat across my face, as always, and the back of my hair spiked…it's growing so fast it needed to be straightened after it had mousse in it to stay spiked. And in the way of jewellery Mel handed me my giant cross necklace. (A/N: A pic can be found on my ffic page) I was officially ready to go…well I would be once I actually put my dress on…clever Elsie real clever.

For some reason Mel decided she wanted to be a prom night mum, and take a million pictures of me dressed up, though I guess I can understand, this is my first real relationship and I guess technically my first legit date period. After the like thousandth picture there was a knock at the door, now I'm not normally one to be nervous…like ever, but I guess all this gushing from Mel has set it in my mind I should be…or something like that. So I'm currently a little nervous. Oh well…not to much I can do about it now that Mel's opened the door….WAIT! Mel's at the door…not letting in Jeff…what's going on? Why's she laughing?

"Oh. This. Is. Perfect." Mel managed to get out in between fits of laughter. "You. Two. Match." Guess he's wearing green.

Once Mel had settled down a bit, I walked over to the door…of course, unbeknown to them I was putting some green pep toe wedges on to match my dress. Jeff was looking very dashing in a pale green button up and a pair of jeans.

"Squirt…Elsie, you look absolutely breath taking." Dammit why do we blush?

"You don't look to bad yourself stud." Mel laughed again. Dammit what a mood kill.

"Now just remember young Sizzle. If you have sex you will get Chlamydia and die. So Jeff go grab some rubbers." Oh. My. God. I cannot believe she just used Mean Girls against me! Mel's in for it later. I swear to god.

As I said, this is all i have written, so i have very few ideas on what i can write next, any suggestions or scenes you thin kcould be cool...storylines whatever, i'll take them all on board and try and use some of your awesome ideas. Just let me know what they are adn what you think. xoxo