HARRY POTTER AND THE GAY MEN

by royalsprinkles

This is something that I thought of and couldn't get out of my head. AND THIS IS GONNA BE THE FIRST CRACK WITH CHAPTER YEY.

2. Chapter 2

A/N: THIS IS REALLLYYYY SHORT OTL

"BUT MR. OBAMA IF I GO TO THIS SCHOOL THINGY THEY WON'T HAVE HAMBURGERS," America sobbed, tears flowing dramatically from his eyes as the full realization of what his President just said hit him.

"Now Alfred," Mr. Obama said, "First off, you don't know that, and secondly, this is for your own damned good."

"I''TMAKEMEGOOOOO," Alfred shouted, flinging himself on Mr. Obama's feet.

"Alfred," Mr. Obama said sternly, "Stop acting like such a child. And please be more dignified, heroes aren't supposed to be big babies."

America stood up, "YOU'RE RIGHT," he shouted in a manly voice.

"GOOD. Now, go get ready, Air Force One is leaving in…5 minutes ago. OSHIT," Mr. Obama said, "WE GOTTA GO DOOD."

"BUT YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT CAN'T YOU STOP IT?"

"NO. QUICK, DASH WITH ME."

So America and Mr. Obama dashed off to Iggy's house.