Shizuo grunted and mumbled something about stupid names.
"This one's also loaded. Says in this thingy that he's in real estate."
"So respectful! I am amazed. Let me try something."
Izaya punched a number on his phone and two distinct ringing tones sprang, one from Shizzy cell and the other from Shizuo's.
"Same number and all! Unbelievable."
"How do you have my number in the first place?"
"Never mind that now."
Izaya punched another number and waited.
"Not working. Can't contact people back in Tokyo."
Shizuo found a drinks' cabinet and took a swig of vintage whiskey.
"Good shit."
"Shizu-chan, now's not the time to get drunk."
A grunt was the only reply. Izaya ignored it and hopped to the first floor via a rose wood flight of stairs. He ambled into a huge bedroom with a massive double bed and there it was what he fully expected to find, a laptop. Izaya lost no time logging in, shaking his head at the folly of leaving such a thing without password protection, and chuckled at the wallpaper that was showed the annoying puppy. A few minutes of browsing made him forget all about stupid pets. He shouted from the banister over the stairs.
"Shizu-chan! Drop the booze and get here now!"
"Don't wanna."
"I found out where we are…and…you're not going to believe it."
Shizuo cursed but at length he joined Izaya.
"So what, genius boy? Where the fuck are we?"
"Shibuya."
"Aren't you a funny one."
"I'm not kidding. This is Shibuya…or a Shibuya, to be more precise."
"Huh?"
Izaya turned the monitor to face Shizuo. Two-storied houses, green lawns, and Tokyo tower right in the middle of a street exactly like the one they were on.
"What the fuck?"
"All Tokyo's like this. Apparently we are in some kind of alternative dimension or parallel world. In this world Tokyo was rebuilt by an American company after WWII and even after that this weird design became so popular that the entire city is like it."
Shizuo scratched his head.
"I don't get it."
"Ever heard of 'many-worlds'?"
"You're giving me a headache."
"Gee, I bet that has nothing to do with the whiskey, huh."
"Izaya-"
"Oh look, a video. Let's see."
Izaya clicked on the icon and moved to the bed that bounced when he hit it.
"Can't you just leave it alone? Just what are you, a voyeur?"
"Pretty much. And look, waterbed! Nice. Really nice. I could get used to this life but what would I do without tall buildings?"
Shizuo's reply was again a grunt but he joined Izaya in watching the video. They recognized the room right away, the bed gave it away. And they also recognized the slim brunette that was on all fours on the black sheets, completely naked and very hard.
Izaya whistled.
"I'm sexy in all worlds and in every single dimension."
Shizuo snorted. But he did not turn away from the laptop where Izzy was pushing a vibrator into his ass and moaning softly under his breath. Izaya watched very close as his counterpart slowly pushed the toy in and out in a slow motion, now this was what he called entertainment. Izzy sat with the throbbing device deep inside and spread his legs wide open.
"Shizzy, don't just stand there watching…"
Shizuo gasped as his own counterpart stepped into view, also very naked and sporting a dripping hard-on. Izaya whistled again and stole a glance at Shizuo who was frowning darkly in that angry way of his. Izaya shifted, his pants were getting a tad tight around the groin area.
The two naked men mingled in a kiss, limbs entangled, cocks rubbing together. It lasted a small eternity in which Shizuo's frown darkened while he became hard. Izaya could hear his own voice distorted in a series of whimpering moans and it was much hotter than he could have imagined. Shizzy pulled out the vibrator and after asking for permission thrust into him. They locked hands as they rocked in tandem, calling out each other's names and hardly breaking the kiss even as they came. It took a long time before Shizzy pulled out and Izzy cuddled happily and giggled.
Izaya swallowed. It had been a while since the last time he had been this aroused. Shizuo did not budge nor did he utter anything.
"Heh…I always knew I could have a career as a porn star. Only goes to show I was right."