It's MY Turn To Write A Fanfiction

Okay, so I'm not copying zoocan's story When You Give The Grimms Computers, this is an original story which I made up about ten seconds ago. It's a fantastic plot though!

So the Grimm family (and Charming and Snow, and some others) have known from the start that their life was made into a book series called The Sisters Grimm. Just recently have they figured out that not only was it made into book series, but now Fanfiction? Except for Puck... That's right!

The more romance, the more embarrassment for Puck, but also more pranking material.

Based on a TRUE, that's correct, you read right, a TRUE story!

So remember, this is not me, NeverTrust-A-CrookedMirror writing, this is Puck Mwouha ha ha! I fooled you didn't I peasants? All the talk of my so-called "life"! Ha ha ha ha ha, they don't call me the Trickster King for nothing!

Okay, what's with all of you people writing stories about us?

Correction, ME? I'm not OOC! I'm, well, IN character! I'm me and there's no one better!

I'm not romantic, sweet, etc... I'm evil, despicable, all of the above when it comes to badness! I'm basically Bart Simpson! But I'm not voiced by a girl, I'm voiced by something in my errrrr... I'm not one for basic human anatomy, don't judge Girlies. I'm assuming most of you are girls, no one can make a sappy story better.

Except for Grimm, what's up with that? I think she was dropped on her head repeatedly as a little slobbering baby.

Another thing, we ARE NOT DATING! If anything, I'm sure she has a thing for Peter Pan, and as you probably know by now-and if you don't then you really are slow-, I'm not Peter Pan.

I've been on Fanfiction for a while. I never wrote anything, I just read, and then I'd get really mad at my OOC self.

And then, one day, poof! I got some inspiration for a story. Of course, I had to make an account first. And a profile. It wasn't that hard, really, it wasn't.

So, I'd like to explain what this "story" is all about.

I'm basically a celebrity now, so I should have some source on connection with my fans, correct? This is the only way I knew how. Facebook is great and all, but I have too many Fanfriends, it's just too much.

So this is going to be like a, NO, not a diary stupid person, let me speak, a daily (or not daily, depending on how mad I am at everyone else. Who says you have to be a human to have... nevermind) thingy Fanfiction on our, I mean MY life.

You can ask me questions, all the usual, just keep it to smart questions, kay-kay? Or I'll have to go MAD (the snappy answers to stupid questions MAD), and I'm really good at that. Ask Kraven, he knows! So does Johnson, he's like, the book keeper of my MAD skills. Mustarseed also knows, but he likes to deny it, stupid brother. I can't believe I have a sibling as stupid as he is. Who wants to do Faerie work all day long? Not me! Obviously.

So, that's all for now peasants, I hope no one makes MAD appear, trust me, it's unbearable.

~Your Worst Nightmare

Review or die... just sayin'.