It's MY Turn To Write A Fanfiction

Okay, lot's of stuff to reply to... I hate bragging about how awesome I am.

First one goes out to ManMenDude who said:

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! 1 of the best fanfics out there! I'm soooo glad Puck finally gets a turn to say something. I HATE OOC Puck. Brilliant... waiting for next chapter!

Cheers,

ManMenDude

***And then I reply with: I know, isn't it? Mainly because NO KEYS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS STORY... well, almost. Sabrina types preey hard, especially when she's mad. Which, is like, all of the time. I too, also hate OOC Puck. He's like my evil twin, minus the evil.

Second goes out to Blonde To The Brain (who was apparently not logged in) who said:

you know, you seem more evil on here then you do in the books, is that because you're angry? Yes, i'm sure most of us realize you're evil but we like to pick on you. As for questions how di you stumble on fanfiction?

***And then I reply with: Yes, yes I do. In the books, MB refined my image AND my rep. Bad MB, bad. Shakey also did that, and look what happened to him! He died...

I uh, I didn't kill him, if you're all of the sudden wondering. I just did that little head squishing thing, and then he went home. About twenty years later he died, or something like that. Hey! It was years ago! I can't be expected to remember every little detail! Jeeze.

I came upon Fanfiction when I was looking for... some kind of... and then the... Actually, I don't really know. I think it was slight misspelling when I was looking up random stuff on Google (PS. GOOGLE IS AWESOME). And the Fanfiction was website link was a search result and I was all like "Hey, that sounds Prank-like stuff!" and then I kind of got addicted to it. And then I searched The sisters Grimm and yeaaaah, you probably get it know, right?

The third one goes out to Lara D who said:

:D (To Not-Puck: Hahah! Great idea! It's great so far!)

Puck? Ya know, I haven't made you and Sabrina really get together in some of my stories...should I make you guys get together in all my stories in a mushy way to annoy you? :D And btw-I have an identical unicorn that looks like Kraven! :D And I colored it green because pink just wasn't right!

One more thing: I think you go to my school. There's a dude named Justin who looks exactly like you with the blonde hair and the eyes that look like they change colors- and he's dirty, obnoxious and rude too! Not sure about the wings though...

See ya!

-Lara

***And then I reply: Who's not Puck?

Anyway, that's good, 'cause no one likes me when I get mad about OOC stuff, even I don't like me then!

Don't you dare, 'cause see above... that's my tough guy lingo, and don't forget it. Lemme repeat it again for dramatic something... see above.

REALLY? It MUST be Kraven's twin then, there were only two ever made! And then Toys "ᴙ" Us made stupid million ones that little kids can't help but drool over! Bahhhhh.

Ummm, maybe. Although I don't think my eyes change color... that'd just be too weird. Wings would be a pretty dead give away.

I'm also pretty sure I don't have a disguise named Justin, maybe David Marchersen, but not Justin...

Fourth one goes out to Missa Alyssa who said:

loots of luuurrrvvv Puck. And I lve that u exist and r taking such good care of ur lovFANS! haha u rock!

***And then I reply: Who said I was taking care of fans? I THOUGHT I WAS SCARING! Argghhh, new plan, new plan...

And thanks, I do rock preey hard ;)

Last but not least goes out to fruiTmajik who said:

uck, O wise and cunning ruler, does the Marshmallow ACTUALLY snore loud enough to wake up a bunch of truckers? And does the Old Lady's cooking suck as bad as Sabrina thinks? And you KNOW you like her, O great, ruthless trickster king, because you're getting OLDER every day! Admit it, great fairy!

***Okay, first, I might be totally awesome and everyone should obey me, but you don't have to talk/type like that. Really, you don't.

Yes, Marshmallow does, but it's cute 'cause she's Marshmallow. I wouldn't know about the cooking, ask Sabrina. As long as it's edible, I'm fine with it.

And I don't like her, don't believe everything you read/hear/think. People LIE, L-I-E, LIE. Besides, that whole messy ordeal in, uhh, book three I think it was was a dare! A dare from none other than EVIL Kraven! I love him, but he's evil() when he doesn't get his chocolate covered marshmallows with caramel drizzle.

Anyway, thanks for reading, now SCRAM!

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I know you won't 'cause I'm so totally awesome, just keep all the love to yourself, 'kay?

~Fear Me

Review or be cursed with FROGBREATH!