I just wrote another Chapter to Dave Hate his job.
http:/ notalwaysright. com /ah-mothers/1234 (If you want to read the original just remove the spaces. I used this as the prompt for it. Dave will go through many more stories as a Walmart Employee. He will also move to other departments as time goes by.
Dave Karofsky really hates his job. He hated the dress code. He hated management. He hated the customers. He learned from this job that after high school he will still run into asshole, idiots and crazies. But sometimes someone would come in and make his night. They would do something in front of him that would make him later grin and think, 'thank god I'm not that guy.'
One night a mother and her son came through his till. The guy looked abou his age or a few years older. He was in a Carmel High t-shirt. He smiled at the woman again one of his fake smiles but really he did not want to be there at all. "Hello, how are you?"
"I'm fine," she said smiling at Dave. The woman seemed very nice but sometimes you just didn't know about people these days. One moment they were the most polite people on the planet and the next they were telling you that they hoped you burn in hell.
Dave had stopped using his script weeks ago at this point because the longer he had with the customers the most likely he would commit homicide. He also noticed the guy that was with her; most likely her son was extremely shifty and wouldn't look any one in the face.
"Yes, we did."
That was when he noticed what items they were buy were party items. Plastic cups and plates with Batman on them, Superman napkins, a bunch of frozen pizzas, a lot of different kinds sodas such as coke, ice tea and ginger ale. Dave also noticed that she was buying 17 different packages of condoms. "Oh, are you having a party soon?"
The woman nods her head, "My little James is growing up. He's going to have an orgy with all his little friends." Dave choked on his laughter as he watched the woman turn to her son and pinch his cheeks, "aren't you Captain Muffinpants?" The poor guy turned bright red
Dave choked on his laughter as he asks, "will that be all?"
The son of the woman screamed, "YES! YES THAT WILL BE ALL!" Then he ran out of store leaving both Dave and the woman at the till.
The woman frowned, "I taught my boy better manners than that."
He finished processing the woman and as soon as she left he burst in to laughter. Sometimes Dave Karofsky really hated his job but sometimes like days like this, it was a tolerable job.