Disclaimer CAPCOM
Genre: Sidescrolling Game and Fighting Game
Appearances: Final Fight series, Street Fighter Alpha series
GUY'S DILEMMA chapter Four.
Do you know who I am?
I am known by the name of Guy.
I am a ninja. A rightful heir of the Bushin Style.
At the end of chapter five, Zangieff was knocked out and Ryu is up.
Who's gonna be fighting Ryu? The announcer yells the name familiar to my Ear. Ken Master! I see, so the next fight will be very boring. Ryu and Ken.. psshhh.. boring. I might as well go the fighter chamber and eat hotdogs. Hopefully I can eat as many as I want. I wonder why people want to be vegetarians while we all know that our body need meat, fats not just veggies. well, it's their choice.
About me being a vegetarian, well in my poor old days, I couldn't afford any meat that's why I became a vegetariain.
Pass through the arena fences are the fighter chamber door. Inside the chamber, there are several guards standing by and butlers walking around back and forth. I called up to one of the butlers and ask if he could provide me with something to eat. The Butler nodded his head and said he'll be providing all my needs. The butler pointed me to my seat and asked me to wait over there.
Very well, even a ninja deserves a little comfort once in a while. That's a luxury previous ninja never get.
I examine my left arm. It dislocated in my fight against Zangieff. Though I relocate it, i need to make sure it's okay. It's crucial for me to do this as I need both hands to do my flip slam technique. But, I guess it's perfectly okay. Besides this, i don't recall any more injury. Zangieff sure ain't no cheap fighter at all though he's on a lower tier! ;-D
I wonder who will be my opponent next. If i have to take into account of whoever have reds on their outfits as the prerequisite to enter this tournament, perhaps maybe Bison himself is here, We've also seen Ken Master, Akuma will be here as well, and the last one maybe Maki, bunch of weaklings, all of them. They re just actors. they can't really fight that well.
As I gaze at the ceiling thinking of my opponent, comes the butler. Bringing me a plate of hotdogs and sundae, I thank him. The butler nod in silent and then walks away. these hotdogs will suffice for the moment. I don't really give a damn about who will be my opponent, really. I ll defeat them all anyway. You've seen my fight with Zangieff, how I pummeled him to the ground even with his big muscle around him. Two of the remaining fighters are scrubbers, Bison's a turtler and Maki... psscchh... Maki's just a baby girl.
A glass of sundae and 5 hot dogs.
A butler comes, "Mr Guy from the Bushinryuu, your match will be up in a moment."
"Is it? well it's about time. Tell me. who will be my opponent?" I asked the butler and compelled him.
"It will be Miss Maki, Sir." The Butler answered.
"That panties brat? Prepare me another 5 Hot dogs, this will be finished in no time." said I to the Butler.
"right away, Sir" The Butler replied.
" GUuuuYYyyyyyY!" The Announcer yelled my name.
I'm back in that hexagon shaped arena. The crowd is cheering me with shoutings and flower picks. Great! this is what I expected as a Bushinryu's successor! Those people at Capcom top brass should see this. They should've seen how wrong they were for not putting me in SF4 due to my popularity being so low.
I look around, try to look for Rose but I couldn't because of the lights. I hope she's watching me rather than leisuring in the lounge...
"MAAAaaaaaKkkiiiiiiiiiiii Nnniiiiiinnjaaaaaaa GGggiiiiirRRRRLLLlll!" the Announcer yelled Maki.
Maki Ninja Girl? Pssch... Maki baby girl would be more apt. Eventhough she can do one or two Bushin techniques, She is just a newbie. She'd be dead ten second in a real ninja fight. Seriously, carrying a wood baton around would just hinder ones movement. A ninja is even worse. A wood baton would do nothing shit except being broken to pieces after several hits. Ah well, I wonder how she managed to win her first round anyway.
There, I see Maki dressed in red. Her shirts is of the same model as mine but she's using skirt long enough just to cover her panties. Her hair is too long and unveiled, very fatal for a ninja to have that too long of hair. And of course, two wood batons on her left and right hand.
"Guy!" Maki screamed my name
"Maki!" I replied, for joking sake.
"Whyy Youuu! I'm gonna get my title as a Bushin Heir!" Maki screamed to me. "I've Trained hard from the secret Bushin Manuscript that Master Zeku have hidden in his secret stash! along with his porn magz!, YUUCks!"
"Well, you can have it if you want, the title, manuscripts and those mags... BTW, being a Shadow, as in Bushin Shadow doesn't give you any fame, You know." I said it lazily,
"I Don't Want you to Give it to me! I Will TAKE THE TITLE from you!"
"Sheeezz.. And How will you do that! you can't actually GRAB IT or anything.." I said it jokingly.
"I WILL DEFEAT YOU!" Maki said it abruptly
"You're forty years too early for that, Maki baby girl. Knowing how to do Bushin's Technique is one thing, but knowing when to do it is something you can only get by experience... Bah, enough of this bull. Announcer! Begin the Fight, will Ya!"
"YEeeSsssireeeeeeeeeeeee! FIGGGGGGGGHTEeeeeRRRRs, GOOO FOORRRRR PROOOO!" The Announcer yelled along with the cheering crowd.
Fighting Maki is like fighting my old self ten years ago. When Master Zeku first taught me Bushin Art, I feel like I can kill anyone! But the fact is, my first fight against Cody almost killed me. Cody sure fights dirty, but it's still legal on streetfighting. (using Iron Pipe, Screwdriver, rocks etc etc)
(Author's note: When I first got my hand on captain America's SFA3 Guide on Guy's Combo and fully trained the four-hits-combo on training mode, I tried to pin and beat level Hard Cody with combo attacks. I failed BADLY).
"Bushin Leap!" Maki screamed and flip jump towards me.
"Stupid Maki! don't tell your opponent what to do if he knows your move!" I said to her.
I know she wants to grab me and slam me to the floor with Bushin Izuna Otoshi, but this move can be easily counter with Bushin Whirlwind Kick. And as predicted, Maki got kicked 4 times and thrown far away back and falls down to the floor.
"See.. I told you so."
"Uh.. that was just a lucky break!" Maki said to me with a look of pain in her face. "Let's see how you deal with this!" As Maki finishes her words she does a Bushin Hayagake.
"Why do you insist on doing such measly stuff like 'getting the title' anyway?" I asked her but she did not respond and continue her Bushin Hayagake.
With Bushin Hayagake, there could be three available continuum movements. The first one is Sudden Stop, but it usually only used for chasing a thrown opponent. Second is for launching a roundhouse kick, but it's unwise if you can't pull it off fast enough. Third and the last one is for doing a Sweep kick which in any case often used for standing opponents. My bet would be that she'll be using her Sweepkick against me. Too bad for Maki, this Hayagake move has a big flaw. It moves too fast and often hard to stop. So now it's my turn to do a Bushin Leap high up. Maki seemed surprised as she tries to stop her Speedrunning, but it's too late for her as I am already behind her and launched my Bushin SpinningElbow... Don't worry I did not aim her vitals, Peeps.
"That's another rookie move from you, ninja-kid.."
She was pushed forward due to the impact but regained composure and do a spinning high kick.
"Eat this Ninja Kid kick to the HEAD!" Screamed Maki.
I forwardstepped to her back so close that my chest nearly touch her back. The spinning kick miss its target and I grab her by the neck from behind and slam her back to the ground. Maki was shocked for a few second but then she did a backward flip. The first backflip is a clever one but the second flip is her flaw as a rookie. I dash forward and do a Bushin Hayai Kubikari and sent her faraway back to the wall.
(Bushin Hayai Kubikari is almost the same with Hayagake Kubikari – Running and spinning kick high kick – but this time the running is replaced with a quickspinforwarddash followed with a regular spinning high kick. You can easily do this technique if you are an experienced Bushin Ninja such as myself)
Since I did not aim for her vitals, there were no major injury due to the previous attack so She manage to turn around, though limping a little bit. As She turned facing me, I was already near her with my Bushin Hayagake and before I start my attack, I say this to her
"Maki, today you will learn it the hard way," I said smirkingly.
I grab Maki by the back of her head with my two hands and launch a two-Knee-hits attack to her abdomen and followed with a jumping knee attack and sent Maki upward. Without any time to waste, I jump following Maki and as she near the ground I do a Flying kick pointing downward and followed with a Hook to the face, A punch to the stomach and an uppercut using the palm of my hand to her chin. Maki limps and that's when I grab her and then throw her back to the wall. Again, right after she bounced from the wall, my other attack is already launched. This time a right hand Jab followed by another Bushin Houzanto (Spinning Elbow) but this time since the distance is close enough, my Houzanto reached the back of her head even though my starting point is from her front. And again Maki is pushed away from the wall by my attacks. This position enables me to do the previous combinations of Hook-Punch-Uppercut-Grabthrow and again when she bounced back from the wall, this time I gave her another right hand Jab, followed with a crouching right jab to her stomach making her bent down forward a little bit and that's when I continue my attack with a Jab-Hook-Punch-Uppercut and followed with a turning high Kick to the face, Maki was sent flying sideways flipping and crashed real hard to the floor. Both of her nunchakus are broken to pieces. Maki fell unconcious.
"So weak... and I even haven't used my Super attack," I grinned :-\
The audience gasped and fell silent during the attack, and cheered like crazy three second after Maki crashed to the floor. After ten or so second, comes the announcer voice.
"YEAAAAAAAaaaaH!AaaaaAAND THAaaaaaaAAATT'SSS HOWwww A FIGGHHTTtttt SHOouuuld BE!" The Announcer yelled again screaming with his crazy intonations.
The More flowers thrown and cheerings of the crowd, the more happy I am. It only took me 5 minutes less to finish the fight, only one and a half A4 page, a 727-words of fight. See how weak she is... I hope the Hotdogs are ready for me.
"IIIIiiitt SEeemmms THAATT OURRrr BUSHiNnnnN GUuuuUUuYY SUSssTaaaiin NoooOOoO Injury! SHOooOOOUUUULLDD WEeeEE PRRooCCeeEEeD OUuUURrr NEXxxxt FIIIGGghhttt!, HOWWwww SAaaaaaAAyy Yoouuu, BBuuUUuUShHiiinn GGuuuyy?" The Announcer again saying it with Crazy stupid Tone!. If you hear it directly, then it sounded like those in the Boxing match, but reading the writings does look so STUPID. (bear my newbieness, okay peeps)
Hearing that stupid announcer say that I answered directly.
"NO WAY! I want to eat my Hotdogs first!" I refused angrily.
The crowd laughs.
"WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE LAUGHING AT! YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE DEATH!" I said it angrily.
"BUuuUUUuSsssShHIiiIIN GUUYYyyyy..." the announcer start to speak again but I cut him.
"AND STOP THAT STUPID INTONATIONS! SPEAK PLAINLY WHEN TALKING TO ME!" I Screamed to overvolume the speakers.
"Ehm.. Pardon me, Bushin-Guy," The Announcer said in a normal way. "It seems that one of our audiences, coincidentally a very, very rich noble, has granted free access for you to every restaurants and cuizine in this city. You, Bushin Guy, may have whatever service you may need, even hotdogs of any number, freely," The announcer stops for a moment and then continues, "That's if you continue the next fight right away."
Without any delay, I yelled, "BRING ME MY NEXT OPPONENT!"
"Thank You, Bushin-Guy! MEDIC, Carry the fainted out!" ordered the announcer.
But as the medic was about to lift Maki with a stretcher, Maki awakes.
"Guy! Today you win, but someday I will..
"TRAIN For Another twenty years before you try to fight me again, Weakling!" I cut her sentence.
"But.. but.. twenty years would be too long..." Maki suddenly speaks in sad tone.
"What the heck do you need the title anyway, eh Maki?" I asked.
"Well.. A Girl got to have their pride too, You know!" Said Maki yelling.
"Then go train for another twenty years before even trying!" I turned and starts to walking away to the center of the arena.
"But I'll be too old to be your wife after twenty years, Stupid Bushin-Guy!" Maki whispered and turn her face away. The Medic then proceeds to carry her out of the arena.
"IIIIiiiiiIIIiii PPPppPPRREEeSSsseeennTT YYooouuUUUUUU OURR FINNNNaaaaLL FFiiIIIiiGHTT! BbbBBBBUUSHIIiiiinn GGUUYYY AAaaAannnDDD THE REDDdd DEVVVIiiLL!" The Announcer again yelled with crazy intonations.
Akuma The Red Devils? so that's his nickname, eh? Very well, It seems that Bison, Ryu, and Ken Master all defeated by him. I guess I'll be fighting old timer again.
Before the fight begin, I talk to Akuma a bit.
"Yoo, Akuma, How didja beat Bison?" I asked.
"Huh? Oh Bison? He's the stupidest fighter I've ever met," Akuma answered. "He ate my Hadouken head on with his psycho driver.. What a noob."
"Whaa? didn't he use any other attack?" I asked again.
"Nah, that's the stupid thing about him. That blockhead, He kept on using his psycho driver eventhough he got knock down several times already. Finally Bison jumped and tried to psycho drive me from above but I Hadouken him," said Akuma.
"Oh I see, so Bison thinks that you can only do Hadouken Straightforward... such naive assumption... How hard is that to do an upward Hadouken anyway, Right!" I laughed
"You got that right, Guy," said Akuma laughing too.
"Oh yeah, who did you beat between Ryu and Ken?" I asked.
"No One, both of them got disqualified for poor fight. All they did was just Hadoukens against each other. They were warned to trade punches and kicks but they did not." Akuma answered. Both of us then laugh again
"GOOO FOORRRRR PROOOO!" The Announcer yelled along with the cheering crowd.
"Fair Fight, AKuma-Ji-san!" I Smiled tightening my fist
"Same to you. Kiddo!" Akuma replied while releasing his red aura.
I'm Not Really that Good in English, so if there's a Grammar Nazi around here, All I can say is "give me revisements and bear with me" X-D
By: Alt