It's MY Turn To Write A Fanfiction

I realise now that the title of this particular story is irrelevant to my OTHER stories. This one will be my sixth published story.

But of course, I have many, many, many ideas. I just yet have to post them.

Anyway, soooo, watching a movie with the "family" and I have a nasty head cold. Whoever said Everafter's can't get sick is a filthy liar! I had, like, five sneezes in a row, and then I posted it on Facebook and then my BestFriend LIKES it! :O

So evil. I would have been proud of her if it wasn't so painful to have long sneezing fits like that.

It's even more so painful when you know that every time you sneeze all body functioning stops-including the heart. That's why long (when you're old, of course... I hope) sneezing fits can cause heart attacks. Creepy.

I wish I was some kind of inanimate object and- hey! Maybe I should just morph into a chair for the rest of it! Perfect.

Anyhoodle, gughrugler

Blast this cold! I'm too lazy to delete they above keyboard clashing. Besides, it's proof that I do have a cold, mwouha ha ha ha.

Soooooo, any good master prank ideas? I'm running out.

That's right! The Trickster King ran out of ideas! Well, not really. I just lost my Master Prank book. I think Hideous-Blonde stole it. If she did, arrrrrrrr, she'll get what's coming to her!

I'm going to "rewrite" the movie thingy:

The Stinky Adults decided, since Old Lady still needs to be rescued from Mirror-Butthead, it would probably be wise to do some "research"

And I was all like "No duh, morons."

And then HB was all like "Since when do you use 'teenage' slang?"

And then I said "I used "duh" since before I could talk!"

And then she was like "Idiot, how could say 'duh' before you could talk? That'd be impossible!"

And then I said "Like this, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh" and then Marshmallow laughed. And then Henry yelled and put on this movie call Dragon Hunters.

Daphne, Red, Basil and Elvis are engrossed in it, and HB is engrossed in glaring at me. I think she's curious about what I'm doing.

She also might be mad that I'm "hogging" the laptop, as everyone would say. Except for Basil, Veronica pretty much speaks for him. Lucky.

Anyway, that's all for now. Maybe more tomorrow, but I can't guarantee, I'm not a dishwasher with a five-year guarantee on it! I'm only human... oh, I'm not. Meh.

~The Kind of Everything

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