It's MY Turn To Write A Fanfiction
Okay, so sorr- I mean, I've been quite busy lately.
Lots of reviews, huh? MOL, I knew no one would be able to resist my threats! Or... errrr, whatever that is... yeah.
1) Lyric Lingo said: Ha! That was ever knew Puck could write so well? I sure as heck didn't know, or even think, that he could for that matter. It took me a while to figure out who HB was. Then I relized that it was Sabrina. Wow! I think I'm the blonde one! Update soon, please.
~Lyric.
To which I reply: Thanks :) There's a lot people don't know about... a LOT! Like... okay, maybe I don't have a point that I thought I had and then... what's with me today? Anyway...
Yes, HB is Ugbrina. I was soooo proud of Marshmallow when she came up with it! It was in a joking manner, of course (because Ugbrina laughed... mainly because I think M was impersonating me, or something). I've been (trying) to use it on a regular basis. It takes awhile for Evilness to kick-in.
Thanks for making fun of my hair colour :P JK (not "jerk", just "just kidding")
2) ManMenDude said: Master prank ideas? Hmmmm... superglue on her toothbrush? Horse manure in her pillow? Jalepeños in her dinner? Not prank master prank ideas, but it's a start. Sorry, the pranking well just went dry.
Great chappie. Continue, por favor!
Cheers,
ManMenDude
To which I reply: I've done all of those already... but, I suppose I could put manure of her toothbrush and superglue in her pillow! 3:D
::Sabrina woke up with a pillow stuck to her head. Which was a normal morning for her. Living with an eleven year-old hairy boy who acted more like five or four usually meant Heads Will Get Stuck To Pillow.
Groaning, she tried yanking the blue silk pillow case out of her blonde hair.
"It's stuck!" She exclaimed as she yanked harder.
"No duuuh, Queen Obvious," said a mischievous yet boyish voice. Sabrina groaned again. "Well it's true! You said it once when you woke up and found that a pillow was stuck to your gigantic head, and then you said it again when you stupidly tried pulling it out of your hair!" He continued.
Something was different about, Sabrina noticed. He was clean!
"Got a date or something?" Sabrina said looking him up and down.
"Nope. Old Lady, Jake, and Wolf duct taped my mouth a hands and threw me into the tub."
"Oh..." Sabrina said, yanking once more at her hair.
~Fifteen minutes later~
Sabrina entered the dinning room with a blue-silk pillow case stuck to her head, still in her PJs. Relda cocked a suspicious eyebrow and said "Ummm... you could disguise it as a hat..."
Puck and Daphne giggling insanely in the background.
"Ugggh, he told you he was going to do this? Why didn't you stop him?" Sabrina groaned.
Relda sighed. "He told me after he did it..."
~Fifteen more minutes later, after some more hair yanking, one angry Sabrina, two giggling kids, one angry father and lotttts of olive oil~
"OW!" Sabrina yelled.
"Hold still, Sabrina!" Granny said saturating Sabrina's hair in more oil.
"How can I hold still when you're pulling out my hair?"
No one said anything, except for Puck who was MOLing in the background.
~Fifteen... more... minutes... later... later...~
"Ow... ow... ow," Sabrina complained as she walked to the bathroom. She picked up her toothbrush and shoved it into her mouth.
It only took her ten seconds to realise the reeking truth. Puck had covered her toothbrush in horse manure.
**THE END**
jenn222 said: Well i dont want to be pranked so ill review! I love puck! Its about time you got your own story! And i think that you and Sabrina will be an adorable couple ;) it does happen in the future...
To which I reply: You love me? ... a wittle much, don't 'cha think? Well, I AM amazing, so it's kind of hard not to love me!
Thank you. There are lots of stories about OOC Puck, but none about the edrgtjetsrdtbhj nhgftvgb SELF ABSORBED Puck rgfy3e mbsaeytsdrewkhiy
Sorry about that! Ugbrina was reading over my shoulder and stole the computer from me. I deleted the original, but she did it again. So I'm leaving it.
Anyway, too many stories of OOC Puck, none of real Puck.
Adorable... couple... us? Pffft, yeah right, and Kraven hates eating chocolate covered marshmallows with caramel drizzle. .
And the future... remember when Old Puck whispered something in my ear? Well, he said:
Don't worry, bro! Ugly and I aren't really married. It was just a joke. She's single and very desperate. But I am married, and you won't believe to who!
Which is why I blushed. I'm still wondering who it is. He didn't tell me :(
anonym AWESOME. STORY said: LOL Puck, the other day my friend grabbed book 3 and started looking at the pages. When she saw the picture of you and Sabrina kissing she goes all, "IS THAT.. PETER PAN?" And then I told her how you would've killed her if she said that in front of you. And then I laughed.
To which I angrily reply: What's with people and thinking I'm Peter Pan? We look nothing a like! And does Peter Pan have wings? I THINK NOT! And is he English? He likes to pretend he is! GAHHHHHH! Tell your little friend that she shall wake up with a hideous hair cut on Christmas :P That's what she gets for calling me PETER PAN!
5) Lara D said: Hahaha! :D Thanks for answerig my Qs!
When I meant changing colors, It looked green but I always see some blue in his eyes.
I HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU/JUSTIN TO PROVE IT!
Unfortunately, I can't show you the picture because you'll burn the picture and yeah. :)
Is it okay for you that most of the people you're talking to are girls? :D
-Lara
To which I reply: Why wouldn't I reply? This is basically all this fanfiction is. Puck fans ask moi questions, and I answer them with humorous something.
Oh... okay.
Please, Lara D, you don't honestly think I'm this "Justin" kid is me, do you? I'm stuck in Ferrport Landing, and I know for a fact that you don't live here. So, I cannot be this "Justin" kid. Answer these for me;
1)Does he have turquoise eyes?
2)Can he burp the alphabet BACKWARDS with the full pronunciation?ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
3)Faded freckles from when he was four from nine?
And yeah, I would burn it... but just because burning pictures is fun.
Why wouldn't be okay with that? I'm not sexist... anymore. Trust me, when you live with five girls, you get used to them.
Lara D also said: Funny Puck! Keep it comin'!
-Λαρα
To which I reply: See? Not all fanfictions have to be Puckabrina to be good!
6)someone SUPER AWESOME! said: Okay puck... Because you are awesome, I shall review! I cannot believe that you are writing a fanfic(sqee!) I need to find out your phone number! It will make me feel special if you tell me! Oh, and I have three questions! First of all, dude, STOP BEING STUPID AND DENYING YOUR LOVE FOR SABRINA GRIMM! I'm serious dude! We ALl know you like her! (oh, that wasn't really a question) second, how big are your wings? Lastly, what is your favorite food?-someone SUPER AWESOME!
To which I reply: I am awesome, aren't I? :)
I've written fanfiction before (It Figures, A Grimm's Wish, Cousins Grimm) but I wrote them in a disguise, NeverTrust-A-CrookedMirror, so I could see why you are confused.
My phone number? Well, 555-Imnotthatstupid
But, I DO have a cell. Try to figure out the number yourself :P AND my Email, MOL, my Email is unexpected and no one would be able to figure it out. So HA. AND my Facebook name... oh yeah! I'm connected! The 21st Century rocks! :D
I am not in love with Sabrina, okay? I have no idea what was with that day, I think I was possessed by something, or someone. Maybe PP, he would do something like that. He's, like, a Hopeless Romantic or something. Or maybe he's just desperate.
My wings? Pretty big, but compact. My "father" had huge wings, probably because he was fat, but my Mum expected for me to have them too, but I have nice ones. Wings are like a heart to fairies, if you don't have them, you'll die. And unfortunately, they aren't protected by skin, flesh, muscle and ribs, so you have to really careful. It's annoying.
Favourite food? Ummmm, I dunno. Passion fruit, or maybe Lemonade fruit... mmmm, Lemonade fruit. Gosh, I haven't had that since I was living it up in Australia!
7) someone REALLY AWESOME! said: Okay! I have a really awesome prank! When Sabrina is When Sabrina is sleeping, die her hair some funky Color that smells bad, then duct tape her to the ceiling, and put a mirror under her so when she wakes up, she has to keep looking at her funny hair! ooh! And don't forget to take some pictures! I HAVE A DEVIOUS MIND!
-someone REALLY AWESOME!
To which I reply: Okay, I'm guessing you and someone SUPER AWESOME! are the same person, but to just make sure, I'm going to seperate the reviews.
That'd be a really good prank... but duct tape wouldn't be that strong. I may be the Trickster King, but I draw the line at killing someone. Plus, I think she's scared of mirrors, and Old Lady doesn't like me using her family's fears to my advantage. That's why I didn't put red handprints all over her room. I wanted to though :(
8) Kailyn said: This is so Awsome!
To which I reply: It is, isn't it? :)
9: Kailyn Rae said: Hey remeber what the future you said about glueing the basetball to sabrinas head... maybe you should try that out...
To which I reply: Okay, I'm going to do the same thing that I did with the SUPER/REALLY AWESOME! reviewer, since I'm pretty sure you're the same person as Kailyn, but just to be sure, I'm going to seperate the reviews.
I'm glad you were paying attention! But I've already done that.
One day Sabrina was like "Puck! You coward, you haven't superglued my head to a basketball yet!" and I was like "Was I not clear that it's going to be when you least expect it? Jeeze Grimm!". And then I did it a week later :) And I used bronze spraypaint her hands and feet and she was toally PO'd! :D I took a video of it, and it was hilarious! I uploaded it to Facebook and one of my friends from back home was like "phinalee puck! u hav a PIRFICT prank targit!"... Derek the Devious was never really a smart cookie.
So... anyone out there on Fanfiction like Sims 3? I like making the Sims suffer and freak out. I know all of the cheats, it makes it ten times awesomer :)
PS. I have no idea why all of the sudden I am "growing up", but I assure you, it's not for Sabrina. I'd probably decrease in age just so I could not understand her stupidity.
~Everything Awesome and Evil.
Review or I'll send a swarm of evil pixies to your house[s] and I'll say "STING AT WILL" and you'll cry MUMMY! Remember, I'm English, I say "Mum".