"Yeah, yeah. What're you gonna do about it?"
Shizzy pushed Shizuo's head underwater and while he was still struggling for air, turned the tables on him by ramming himself into Shizuo. He held him under a while longer before letting him breathe.
"…fuck you!"
"Who's a pussy now? Huh?"
The Izayas conferred with each other and dropped their impersonating game since no one was paying attention anyway.
"My, what do you know. I guess this senseless violence is a Shizuo trademark."
"Much like our hotness?"
"Yes. Go Shizzy!"
"Yay for team Shizzy!"
As it turned out, team Shizzy was doing just fine thanks to the fact that Shizuo was far too drunk to put on much of a fight on top of being half drowned as it was. Shizzy unleashed all the pent up aggression that had been building ever since his life became chaotic and firmly secured Shizuo underwater as he gave him a few more hard thrusts and came in a high of power that lasted only as long as did the euphoria of actually releasing in the struggling replica of himself. The Izayas cheered, high fived and did a happy dance. Shizzy blinked at the sight and pulled out. A dawning sense of remorse was beginning to kick in. Shizuo spluttered, coughed and barked choked curses.
"Oh my god, I'm so sorry! What have I done!"
"There, there, Shizu-chan was always so mean to me that this is divine retribution!"
"Izaya, have you seen the Jacuzzi?"
"No! I want to check it out!"
"Shizzy, we're going to the Jacuzzi now. Want to join us? Just help Shizuo out of the tub before he drowns."
The Izaya left, hand in hand, and Shizzy was suddenly very afraid. Luckily Shizuo had passed out completely somewhere along the line, probably after too much cursing and so Shizzy could dry him, dress him in a fluffy robe and then carry him to a guest room. All of this took some time and by the time he was done he could hear splashing sounds coming from the Jacuzzi. After some hesitation Shizzy decided to check it out.
What he found had him speechless for quite a while. The Izayas (it was impossible to tell them apart when they were naked) were happily floating in the pink bubbles and clearly having a blast at it as they poured sweetly scented oils over each other.
He stood staring for he didn't knew how long.
"Shizzy! There's plenty of room for you here!"
There was even plenty of room for the Izayas, small as they were, but they still managed to cluster close enough to rub their bodies together.
"Eh…?"
Shizzy knew that he sounded like an idiot but the stirring below the waist made it difficult to process thoughts in a coherent manner. Not when the Izayas were so close to making out. Somehow he ended in the bubbling tub, water licking his body and enticing him to kiss one of the Izayas fully in the mouth, which he did now.
"Izzy…? That's you, right?"
"Maybe."
The other Izaya came round and wrapped his arms behind Shizzy.
"You should be able to tell the difference. Right?"
"Yeah…"
Shizzy had no idea. Truth be told, he always knew that Izzy had some rather odd kinks so maybe it was not all that odd that he should team up with his clone to spice up things a bit. The Izaya that was glued to his back began to pump him slowly, allowing the running water to enhance his ministrations. The other Izaya sat on the steps of the tub and parted his legs as he slowly masturbated, soft moans escaping from him every now and then. By now it was obvious to Shizzy that these bubbles, all pink and sticky, were some sort of very potent aphrodisiac, but knowing it did not make the effect any less strong. Then again, having not one but two Izayas double teaming on him like this was enough of a turn on in itself and he had only believed possible in dreams.