Sonic ran as fast as he could (which was fast!) and ended up outside the band room. He knew that the person he's desperately looking for was a band geek.

He entered and he found Silver playing the cholo. He always wanted to play the cholo instead of the violin or the voila like he always did so Sonic was happy for him.

"Silver!" Sonic said. Silver stopped playing and turned to Sonic.

"Hey Sonic! Long time no see," Silver said.

Sonic signed. "Listen, I need a favor…"

"Okay…" Silver drifted off. "What is it?"

"Can you make yourself look like me… then, Uhh…" Sonic clasped his hands together, "Have sex with Amy?"

Silver's eyes bulged. "What?! Don't you think that's a tad immoral?"

"You see…" Sonic said, "Amy wants me to have sex with her in order to, uhh," Sonic wasn't ready to tell the full truth yet, "To give me a break from shopping with her."

Silver nodded. "Okay, I'll do it. For a friend."

Silver put the cholo back in the case and locked it up in the closet. By this time, Tails entered the band room.

"Hey Sonic! Hi Silver!" Tails said, "I saw you run here, so I followed you."

"Yeah… I had to run from Amy," Sonic said, "She wants sex with me, so I asked Silver to do it."

"Oh. Are you gonna watch or something?" Tails asked.

"No!" Sonic snapped. He then calmed down, "I… I'm just not into her. And honestly… I don't remember liking any girl either."

"Hey, I can help with that!" Tails pulled out his phone, "I created an app that can tell your sexuality through one simple test! It's called 'Sexuality Test'! I'll let you borrow my phone!"

Sonic took Tails's phone from him, and saw a button for "Test your Sexuality" and two lights, one on top and one on bottom.

"Okay, what does this do?"

"It's easy! Just hit the test button, then pee on the screen!" Tails replied.

"Cool! That's it?"

Tails nodded. "It will then analyze the sample from phone's screen. If the top light turns on, you're straight; if the bottom light turns on, you're gay. If both are on, you're bi, and if neither light up, you're ace. It works too; I got the Bi result when I used it!"

"Ight, brb," Sonic said. He rushed to the bathroom, went into the stall, and hit the Test button. He did the test, wiped Tails's phone off with his chest fur, and saw the test results.

Only the bottom light was on.

Sonic initially panicked. "I-I'm gay?!" But when he realized that he has documentation to officially join the LGBTQ+ community, he shouted in joy. "I'm gay! I'm gay! And Silver will sex Amy for me! Wooohooo! Today's the best day ever-"

"Shut up and suck a dick then! I'm trying to shit peacefully!" a random person in another stall said homophobically.

"You shut up and stop tearing us down, you cishet homophobe!" Sonic shouted back. He pushed the door to exit the bathroom, but before he did, he added, "You'll see what at the assembly!"