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Quinn

I had heard that this quiet little town was protected by a joined force of both Vampire and Shape shifter, but I had no idea that you would be able to feel that protection from the moment you pass the 'Welcome To Forks' sign.

Driving through the town I couldn't help but smile at how the humans looked so at ease and comfortable in their own skin. I wondered if they knew how lucky they truly are, as the outside world was no way like this.

I had heard of only a few towns being this way, and I would be lying if I said that it didn't appeal to me.

A continuous honking of a horn was sounding out behind me. I looked up to see that the traffic light was still on red, so I had no idea what the hell their problem is.

I looked up into my rear view mirror, to see a spiky dark haired girl waving her arms in the air trying to get my attention. As soon as my eyes found her amber ones she jumped out of her car, and ran up to the window of mine.

"Oh my god, oh my god, I can't believe it's you. Just wow! Have you just got in? Do you have anywhere to stay? You can stay with us. You are amazing, I have seen all of your work and I have to say you blow me out of the water.

I just don't understand it. No man and I mean no man I know, can produce the elegance, and sheer beauty of what you do. Are you gay? Cos that is ok, it's just I don't know any other gay guys so I wouldn't be able to fix you up with anyone..."

I watched as this crazy little vampire's eyes glazed over, her eyelids flicking as though she was reading or searching for something that I couldn't see. After a minute her head snapped up.

"Nope, no one, do you know why?" I shook my head no and hoped it wasn't the wrong answer.

"Because I can't see you, just like I can't see the others, I swear that you lot were put on this world to piss me off." She stomped her little foot and the stormed back to her car, just in time for it to change green.

Fuck, I hope that not all the vampires in this town were as nuts as her.

I looked at my map once again, hoping I was heading in the direction of La Push. It didn't escape my notice that the crazy vampire was still following me.

I pulled into a gravel road at the same time as I saw a huge Wolf disappear into the surrounding woods. 'Yep, I have the right place' I said to myself.

Grabbing my folder and phone from the front seat, I placed my sunglasses on and slowly got out of the car and straight in the face of the crazy vamp with her hand out stretched towards mine.

"Alice Cullen, sorry about before it's just I can't see you and I can't see them..." she gestured with her hand the direction the Wolf took off in.

"It all just gives me a head ache. I'm a seer, and a good one at that, I just go in blind when I'm dealing with shifters and weres."

"I'm Quinn." I said as I shook her hand back.

"Of course silly." She rolled her eyes at me like I was stupid.

"Oh come on Jake that was funny." I heard a sweet voice laugh.

"Bella, waking up to find you have drawn on my face with a black marker, days from the wedding is not FUNNY!" someone roared.

I saw Jacob Black storming out of the house that I was at with the words 'Bella's Bitch' written across his forehead. He was also sporting a very nice handle bar moustache, and didn't look to happy about it.

"Stop being a girl, come on Jake it was just a joke." A young woman swung open the door and started following Jacob across the grass.

Her long mahogany hair blew around by the wind was making it difficult to see her face, but her body was...hot.

I watched in amusement as she tried running after Jacob, but her stiletto heels got stuck in the earth, and she fell on her fine ass.

"I'm going to kill you Alice," she spat at the same time I laughed.

Her dark chocolate brown eyes fixed themselves upon me.

Just before they turned cold, I swear I saw them widen in delight. 'Like what you see little girl?' I thought to myself.

Alice was giggling from behind me.

"Bella you are meant to learn to walk in those heels, not fall on your ass in them." If looks could kill, crazy Alice Cullen would be dead, until the angry gaze turned to me.

"Who the fuck are you?" were the next words out of that beautiful mouth of hers.

I reached my hand out to pick her up. She reluctantly used it. I have to help a woman in distress even if she just fell on her sweet ass.

"My name is Quinn, John Quinn to be exact." I held her hand a little longer than what was customary, but I couldn't find it in me to let go. I felt a spark of something going between us. I inhaled a little, but I could tell she noticed. She did the same thing and quickly took her hand away.

"The name's Bella, mister 007. Who in the hell introduces themselves like that. I feel like I should be wearing a cocktail dress or something." Was the snarky remark that came out of her mouth.

"Ooo... Bella I have the perfect one for you." The hyperactive gnome said from beside me.

"Don't even think about it, Tinks. There is no chance you are going to play Bella Barbie until the fucking wedding and even then you can't overdo it. You're under close supervision. " She narrowed her eyes at the gnome.

"Fine then." The gnome stomped her little foot and pulled out a wet nap from her purse and handed it over to Jacob.

"So you must be the groom. Jacob Black I presume." I held my hand out to shake.

I'm here for a reason so I might as well get back to work.

"Yea, I'm he. Nice to meet you, I wasn't expecting you to show up. Your sister and a couple of other coordinators were here earlier getting some kind of measurements for the ceremony.

Short stuff over there." He pointed towards Alice. "Talked to them and went over some other stuff with them." He continued to talk while whipping his face clean.

Bella was trying not to laugh, but was failing miserably.

Jacob growled; which caused me to quickly get in front of Bella and a low growl came out of my mouth.

What the hell?

Why the fuck did I do that?

"Whoa there, double 'O' negative, I'm fine. My puppy won't hurt me. Isn't that right 'Fido'?" she winked over to Jacob. Another rumble was building in my chest.

What the fuck is going on here? She placed her hand on my arm and for some fucking reason it calmed me.

Fuck.

"I am so sorry, sir. I didn't mean for that to happen." I was appalled at my behaviour; especially to the alpha of a pack and an important customer.

Jacob continued to look at me with a questionable glance. I guess he found what he was looking for. He held out his hand for me to shake.

"It's okay. I understand. I don't like it when anyone growls at my Angela either." He winked over to the little gnome next to him.

They continued on with the looks for a couple more seconds and put their attention back to me.

"Okay, so let's get back to business. The reason I'm here is because I want to make sure everything goes perfect for Saturday. I'm here to supervise. If there is anything you might need Mr. Black please let me know?"

"Please call me, Jacob. Well I appreciate you coming here, but I am not involved in this wedding. According to the 'Wedding Nazi'" he pointed towards Alice again, "I don't know shit about class or style. So Bells and I are just going to sit back and enjoy the show."

"This is a first for me. I have never seen a vampire and shape shifters get along. There is always too much animosity. I am happy to see that it's not the case here." I opened up my file on the wedding.

"Is there a place that we all can talk? I've had a long drive and I would like to sit in a chair that is not in a car."

"Sure, sure." Jacob said and he turned around and made his way back into the house with Alice right behind him and Bella right next to her.

It gave me a chance to check out that ass of hers. With those heels her legs seemed to go on for miles, her ass looked to be swaying a bit more than before, sassy little minx knew what she was doing to me. I was completely hypnotized by her ass that I didn't realize she stopped walking and ran into her. I caught her before she fell on that sweet ass.

"Hey Double 'O' negative, quit watching my fucking ass and watch where you're going," she bit out trying to act annoyed.

I dropped my arms, causing her to once again fall on her ass. Leaning over top of her I said, "Don't pretend like you don't know what you were doing sweetheart,"

"Oh, and what was I doing," she asked with her eyebrows raised.

"You wanted me to watch that fine little ass of yours, I know it, you know it, so cut the shit."

"Listen here Tigger..." I didn't allow her to finish, I picked her up and pinned her against the car. I was sure I was going to feel some fear, but when I looked into her hooded eyes and smelt her sweet arousal I was taken back some.

"Tigger?" I questioned, letting my eyes drop to her fast rising chest.

"Um yeah, you know, T.I. double gg er?" she panted out in all seriousness. I cannot believe she just compared me to a fucking cartoon character.

And I cannot believe that although she took some of my masculinity away, I still wanted her. I took my glasses away from my eyes, wanting her to truly see me.

"Purple?" she said in awe, causing her arousal to thicken.

"How about you show me around this little town after I'm done here?" I wanted to get her alone, I hated that we had witnesses, as I wanted to take her right here on the hood of my car.

"She would love to!" both Jacob and the gnome said from atop the stairs.

I watched in amusement as she seemed to shake her head back into the present.

"What the hell guys? I think I can answer for myself. I think it's time for both of you to go inside and wait for us in there and let the adults talk." She narrowed her eyes at her friends and if looks could kill they would have dropped dead right on the spot.

She looked so fucking sexy it wasn't even funny, but I knew I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of that glare.

(BPOV)

Those fucking traitors!

Sure I think this guy is fucking hot and I would love nothing more than to kiss every inch of his body, but I'm not sure I want to go there.

Ok who am I kidding of course I did. I cannot deny the attraction that I have with him. He looks dangerous, in a purple eyed Vin Diesel kind of away. I wanted nothing more than to have my hands around his bald head, while his tongue travelled through the valley of my breasts. "Oh god," I moaned...fuck did I do that out loud?

"I aint god sweetheart, but I sure as fuck don't mind you calling me that, just as long as I hear that moan again."

Yep. He wanted me to.

"As much as this mating ritual amuses us, can you two come inside so we can get this done already?" Jacob asked from the door way.

Tigger moved away from my body instantly taking the pleasant heat with him. He stood off to the side and outstretched his arm towards the house.

"After you," he said in his raspy sexy voice. But I shook my head no.

"I don't think so Tig, I want to watch your ass this time." I bit my lip, knowing it seems to drive the guy's nuts.

I watched in delight as his eyes raked over my body once more before turning on his heel and walking towards the house.

I couldn't help but wolf whistle as I got a view of his ass. Jake just stood there shaking his head at me before walking back inside.

I just hoped that Jake had all his shit done so me and tiger boy can get out of here.