I couldn't tell what was worse, the baby crying in the back of the air plane or the 5 year old behind me kicking my seat. I guess it was about 5am and we were at least 3 to 4 hours out of New York. For some reason flying on a plane was weird considering I have flown without you know the hulking metal object keeping me in the air.

It was agonizing sitting here with my wings pressed into my back, my sad attempt to hide them. I fact I had been keeping my wings like that since, like ever. Keeping them closed when we were in Nepal was because of the strong wind surrounding us. I mean if I opened them there I would have been off like a prom dress. But I guess I was just trying to hide them now.

I kept getting this nagging feeling that something bad was going to happen. Something really bad. I looked to my right over at Jasper who was sleeping so hard a volcanic explosion couldn't wake him up, next to him Jacob was slumped on to him drooling on the seat. No worry there. Then to my left there was Edward. He was listening to the movie playing on the screen totally zoned out. That must have been one hell of a movie.

I was about to call his name when we hit some serious turbulence. I was bouncing in my seat like a Mexican jumping bean.

"Due to some turbulence we ask that you remain seated for the duration of the flight, unless it's an emergency." The Pilot said a little shaken. This can't be good. At all. Edward got my vibe and turned toward me mouthing the words "not good" and looked out the window. I felt I big bump and looked out my window. To my surprise Bertha the experiment slayer was on the wing outside my window. She was fumbling with some wires leading from the front of the plane to the wing.

This I assumed was not going to be pleasant. She snipped the last few wires, winked at me, and jumped off the wing parachuting to safety. Meanwhile the plane started losing altitude, fast. People jumped up and started screaming, some were on the floor praying and one girl in front of me was texting, while her mother yelled at her.

"Who in the world could you be texting at a time like this!"

"GOD!" The girl yelled back.

I stifled a laugh as I made my way to the front of the plane and into the pilots cabin.

"What are you doing up here!" The assistant pilot yelled at me as I entered.

"There is something wrong with your wing!" I said as I motioned out the window. " I want to try and fix it."

"Are you nuts!" The Pilot yelled at me. "There's no way you can climb out there and live! You would have to have wings or something!"

I sighed and looked him in the eye. "That is exactly it." He widened his eyes at me as I made my way to the emergency door. People started screaming as I flung myself out of the door and into the air. I snapped my wings open and pushed down hard, then I was flying. It was an amazing feeling really, I had no time to enjoy it as I landed on the wing and started fumbling with the wires.

I was having so much trouble holding on to them since we were going, say about 75 miles/hour and dropping at a rate of uh 5 yards per second? Since when was I this good at math? After a few minutes of fumbling with the wires I realized I had no Idea what I was doing. I started to panic and hit myself in the head wracking my brain for the least bit of help.

"ATTACH THE RED WIRE WITH THE BLUE AND CUT THE YELLOW WIRE AND ATTACH IT TO THE GREEN!" I heard Jacob yell out of the plane over all the screaming. Where he got this information I don't know and I wasn't about to question it. I began yanking and attaching wires left and right until we slowed our plummet and the pilot regained control of the plane.

Now that all the people stopped screaming and what not they took the time to notice my wings. Oops. I started blushing and wanting to hide them away again but I just couldn't. How could I just go back in the plane and act like nothing happened? I sighed and threw caution to the wind.

"Come on guys New York is that way!" I yelled and jumped off the wing feeling the wind whip through the feathers on my wings as I glided away. Edward and Jasper jumped out of the plane both with a really good grip on one of Jacob's arms. Since we had no bags there was nothing to leave behind as we flew off. And behind us rumors and gossip filled the plane.

A few hours later we landed in New York.

"Damn I thought we were in for it then but then Bella was so badass and fixed the wing, hell yea!" Jasper yelled. Well so much for his holiness. In the corner of my eye I could make out Jacob and Edward exchanging ones. Apparently Edward was in on it too. Where they got the betting money I don't want to know. But as soon as they were finished I walked over to the both of them and pointed at the big clock in Time Square where we landed.

"It's 8:30 am I think you know what that means." I said winking at Jacob and Edward.

"Damn." Jacob said handing over all the money to me. Ah I love it when I win. I walked out ahead of all of them and took in the sights. Ah this place is wonderful. I then saw a man in a pink tutu wearing nothing but that tutu and sighed again. Yes this is such a wonderful place there are people freakier than us here. The man in the tutu for some odd reason dropped the heart shaped wand he was holding and bent over to pick it up.

I swear my eyes began burning. "Ah my virgin eyes!" I yelled as the man stood back up and continued walking. Oh man oh man this place was scary, and it can't get any worse. I stumbled around and over a man hole. It then opened and 4 human sized turtles with colored bandanas came out of it waved at me and waked into the nearest pizza shop. I stand corrected.

"Hey Bella can we go to a baseball game while were here?" Jasper said all wide eyed like a little puppy.

"No Jasper we have a mission and I want to at least get to Texas before noon tomorrow so lets go." I said looking for a way into a nice deserted building to take off from. Jasper wouldn't give up on this one. He laid on the Bambi eyes and stuck out his bottom lip. Damn those Bambi eyes.

"Fine well hit one game before we leave." I sighed and surveyed the area.

"Yay!" Jasper yelled clapping his hands together.

"Up top man!" Edward said and high fived Jasper.

"Ugh they're like children!" I said to Jacob heaving a sigh. He's mature he would know my pain.

"That's awesome dude high five!" Jacob said running over to Jasper. Well there goes that thought.

A/N

Well I know very well that I'm late yet again on this update. Sry guys schools a bitch . But I will try yet again to update! Now you should be looking for my updates on Mondays and Sundays. So until then :3

-Slinky762