I stifled a yawn as we flew over Iowa. We had been flying for about 7 hours including I don't know how many breaks for Jasper and I wasn't sure Jasper wouldn't be able to hold his bladder after this trip.

"Bella…Bladder…Small…Pain." Jasper managed to squeak out.

"Ok pit stop! Again!" I yelled to the group, which was short one member since Jacob can't fly. We told him to meet us in OakMist Iowa. We told him good luck with the hitchhiking. What why are you looking at me like that? He will be fine on his own, he's a big kid now. And you really didn't expect one of us to carry him. It would have been like Jasper's bladder issue, but worse.

"We're going in boys! PEW, PEW, PEW!" Jasper giggled. That boy could still make the effort to act like a child while desperately having to pee.

How he does it the world will find out when this is all over and he writes a book about us, if he can ever figure out a computer, much less Microsoft Word. "Umm guys we have someone here to see us." Jasper said as we got closer to the ground.

"What are you talking about?" I said looking at the ground and spotting the old lady from Tittywaken standing on the ground, and yes she still had that mad cat with her. As we all circled to the ground and landed, she walked up to us smiling happily.

"Hello Brothers." She said looking Edward and Jasper up and down.

"Hello Alice." They responded. My eyes began slowly bulging from my head at this.

"What? Ok someone needs to start explaining quick before I start shitting kittens." I said looking from face to face. Tittywaken lady then snapped her fingers made a nice cursive AC in the air and magically turned into that sneaky little chick I had met before. Alice.

"YOU!" I shouted spastically pointing at her.

"Hey honey." Jasper smiled and went over to Alice, giving her a peck on the lips.

"B-but, but, but." I swear if I could have detached my jaw I would have chucked it at them and it come back to me like a boomerang. It's all coming back to you.

"Well Alice is our sister by documentation. Our parents were into the whole adopt a shit load of kids thing, but her and Jasper liked each other before then and are kind of GF BF at this point. She is a whole 5 steps up from Bertha if you ask me." Edward informed me. Great at this point I was the only person here who was out of the loop. Not counting Jacob, he was never in the loop.

"So babe why are you here, uh revealing yourself to us?" Jasper said smiling at Alice. All of a sudden he's Mr. Cool.

"I want to join your little party." Alice said smiling at all of us happily. Aro, who was still a cat to stay warm I mean hey it's cold here, started hacking up a hairball breaking the silence.

"Uh why?" Edward said giving her a quizzical look.

"Because you guys are moving way too slow and truthfully you guys don't look like much of a world saving group if you know what I mean." Alice said looking at her feet.

"Because of the lack of Spandex I'm guessing." I said folding my arms raising an eyebrow.

"You totally just pictured my butt in Spandex right now didn't you?" Jasper said looking at Alice doing the wave with his eyebrows. "I know you totally did because I just read your mind." Alice giggled in response to this.

"Oh god I think I'm going to barf." I said covering my mouth with both of my hands.

"Ok, ok lets get this show on the road, we need to go find Jacob. Anybody have an idea where we are?" Edward said, taking charge as usual. So sexy…. You didn't hear that.

Alice licked her finger and put it to the wind. "We are in Articgrove 30 miles south of OakMist and 100 miles west of the Iowa-Nebraska border."

We all looked at her like she had just stuck a feather in a hat and pulled out a bowl of macaroni. " I am an excellent tracker." She said smiling as we continued to look bug-eyed at her.

"Chill guys I read it on a sign over there." She said pointing to a sign behind me.

"Not cool Dave." Jasper sulked.

"Who's Dave?" Alice said cocking her head to the side. "Oh well, let's go guys! Come along Aro." And with that Aro and Me and Edward trudged after Alice as she skipped and hopped down the road.

~Jacob POV~

As I walked down the streets of OakMist I started to wonder what was going through Bella's head when she picked this place to meet at. Dudes in Mohawks with piercings out the wazoo passed me as I walked by Wal-Mart. When I walked by Starbucks there were ladies in tutus and were wearing hoop earrings small wiener dogs could jump through.

This was nothing like Tittywaken. When I walked by an alleyway someone grabbed me from behind and drug me in. No one even batted an eyelash at this. They threw me up against a wall and held a knife to my throat.

"Give us all your money, bitch." A dude in piercings barked out at me. Behind him his friends stood snickering at me. Well I knew how this was going to go. I extended out my claws as I held them behind my back.

"What you got there in your hands." The holey dude said.

"One hand has money in it. Which one." I said letting a smile cross my face.

"The left hand." He said pressing the knife a little deeper to my neck.

"Wrong." I took out both hands and clenched them in fists at my sides.

"What the-."

-SLICE-

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

~Bella POV~

We walked and walked and oh yea guess what! We walked some more. But finally we made it to the place where we were to meet Jacob.

"Where the hell is he?" Edward said scratching his head. Just as he said that a random dude walked up to us, looking us up and down.

"Uh are you Bella, Edward, and Jasper?" The dude said timidly.

"Uh yea. Do I want to be?" Jasper said looking around for the mafia to jump out and pummel us right there.

"Your friend Jacob is in the hospital, he was jumped by some dudes and they pulled a knife on him. The paramedics told me to stay here to tell you that. You'll find him in the Volturi's State Hospital, room 151." And with that he turned and walked into the shadows disappearing for evers. Creepy.

"Oh my God Jacob!"

A/N

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-Slinky762