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Entry 2

"Kaitou Kiddo…" says Kudo giving me one of his famous death glares, (Ah if only looks could kill XD…wait then I'll be dead…heh, I'll truly be a phantom thief then…) "why, might I ask, are you sitting on MY FRICKIN FUTON?(and holding some white book that looks suspiciously like a diary…*sweat drops*)"

"My, my Tantei-kun such colourful language you have there *grins* is there a problem with visiting my favourite detective? (Never you mind. Such nosy beings Tantei's can be…*sighs*)"

"Oh no, of course not Kaitou Kid – Sama, visiting me at 9o'clock on a school night is perfectly normal!" He says sarcastically giving the closed door a worrying glance.

"Oh I'm sorry, how inconsiderate of me, I should have realised LITTLE boys require lots of sleep."

Kudo starts inflating a soccer ball. (Back track! Back track! )

"No actually I just wanted to get your opinion on something…" I say adopting a serious look.

Kudo stops leg in mid air, detective mode suddenly switched on.

"About what?"He says warily, cerulean blue eyes narrowing ever so slightly, "I haven't got much time."

"Oh don't worry this will be short, you see I just wanted to ask about your shower with Ran-chan…" I watch in amusement as Kudo's face goes dangerously red, "You see I just needed those three very important measurements. Last time I asked her I was rudely interrupted…" I give him a pointed glare, "And I would really like those measurements because it could come into use when I want to impersonate her again. You know how I'm such a perfectionist."

I turned suddenly, dressed in Sherlock Holmes clothing, a pen and notebook in hand and waited patiently for my answer.

Kudo was shocked speechless. "Y-y-you WANT WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?" He screamed.

" Oi, oi. I know my sleeping gas is strong but they're not everlasting you realise…"

" I don't care!#$%#$%^%#%#!W#$!" (Letting loose a whole lot of swear words that no average seven year old should now. Tut tut Tantei-kun. )

Anyways I had to lay down my pen and dodge a bunch of evil soccer balls that had somehow popped into existence. Using a bunch of complicated acrobatics I somehow managed to activate my hang glider and escape through a window with little more than a soccer imprint on my face.

"COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY THAT I DON'T BELIEVE IN MURDER YOU BLASTED THIEF!" Screams an infuriated Tantei from an open window.

I turned and laughed. I guess I never did actually get my three measurements. Sigh.

(Note to self: Never infuriate Kudo too much…that was way too close. Must learn how to play soccer for future encounters with Mini Tantei-kun XD)

Entry 3

Argh! Why did I choose to stalk Kudo on a school night? Oh geez that guy can seriously leave a rather painful impression on you! I didn't sleep a wink last night. Just breathing was painful. I swear he broke my nose…

Damn I can hear mum coming. Better hurry on the makeup. (And yes I do apply makeup for disguising purposes but that does NOT mean I am girly…I do it cos I need it to survive…quite literally sometimes.)

"Kaito! Get up or you'll eat the nice fish Aoko has brought for breakfast!"

"! GET THOSE F-F-F-FINNY THINGS AWAY FROM MEEEE! " I scream in an extremely high pitched Unmanly way, leaping up upon my bed in fright, makeup completely forgotten.

(*sigh* do I really need to explain why those f-f-f-finny things are a hazard to my health, why they are the most evil thing that ever walked or in their case swam their way across earth?)

"Kaito? FISHIE SENSEI IS HERE!" taunts an amazingly sweet voice that was somehow laced with evil intent. Aoko bashed the door down and stormed in holding that…evil thing…clutched tightly to her chest.

"A-A-Aoko! Baoko! How dare you enter my room without knocking?What if I was changing? You could've seen something you shouldn't!"

"Wh-what do you mean Bakaito! Why would I want to see you changing? And what happened to you face?" she says concerned dropping the…f thingy onto MY BED!

"WHOLLY DAD THAT'S SAFELY IN HEAVEN, GET THAT F***** OFF MY BED!" I yelp leaping to cling onto the ceiling fan.

"KAITO! How dare you use such language in front of Aoko! Behave yourself!" scolded another familiar female voice. Mum had appeared in the doorway.

"Get down from the ceiling now!"

"NOOOO!" I say desperately.

"Get down now or I'll resort to drastic measures."

"NOOOOOOOO WAY!" I repeat stubbornly, still clinging onto the fan for dear life.

"Well I'm sorry young man. This is what you get when you disobey your mother," says my mum with a dangerous glint in her eye. "Aoko kindly lend me your fish."

"Hai," answered Aoko meekly.

I watched in horror as my mum flung the fish towards me. The fish sailed in slow motion. I could see its blank white eyes that I hated so much mocking me as it flew through the air.

THWACK!

I fell. Black out.

(Note: this entry was written to prove just how cruel women and girls (especially mum and Aoko) can really be.)

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