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summary: Sometimes, Sam finds herself watching him and can't help her disgust.
Danny Phantom is a friend to humans.
The humans have a theory. Several, in fact. His personal favorite is that he died a young soldier in a hero's war. The meaning of his existence was and is to protect the innocent. He was sacrificed for the public security, and is now bound to a hero's life for all eternity.
Ha.
Go ahead. Laugh. It's true, in an unfair way.
I guess that's what makes it so goddamn funny