My eyes blinked open and I sat up rubbing my head looking at the object I was just sleeping on. Edward. Go figure. I turned my head to the beautiful Nebraska-Colorado border just a few miles from where my gang and I had set up camp for the night on top of this nice little hill.

Strange how with just a rope and some duck tape you could get a few bird kids to carry a 190 pound human over a state in only 7 hours. Don't worry Jacob weighs a lot because of all his * Gulp * rippling muscles. I stretched and looked over at all of my friends sleeping so silently nearby, except for Jacob wiggling around on the ground.

"Huh?" I said out loud. Hadn't we untied Jacob when we got here. I fumbled over to Jacob and ripped off a piece of duck tape over his mouth. "Wow Jacob you must have some weird fetishes to be tying yourself up with rope and duck tape." I said untying the rope binding his hands.

"It was Edward! He woke up in the middle of the night to find me sleeping next to you and he tied me up and drug me over here." Jacob said out of breath from struggling against the rope. I looked carefully at it and realized it was double knotted and wrapped around him like 7 times.

"Uhhh why were you sleeping next to me again?" I said raising an eyebrow.

"Never mind." Jacob said turning away from me. "What do you say we go find breakfast?"

Yea that's as good of an idea as if we were to play strip poker again. I thought crossing my arms over my chest following Jacob into the forest. That was sooo sexy playing strip poker and… No, no! Bad Bella! You love Edward. The more I thought about strip poker the more my resolve crumbled.

"Over here!" Jacob yelled as we stopped at the base of a tree looking around it carefully. My gaze followed Jacob's index finger to a deer standing in the clearing in front of us.

"On no this is where I draw the line!" I whisper yelled to Jacob. "There is no way in hell I'm gonna kill Bambi!"

"Don't worry I'm gonna do it." Jacob said steadying himself to pounce, extending his Wolverine like claws and wiggling his butt slightly.

"Yea I bet that makes Bambi feel sooo much better." I said just as Jacob sprang up about to race after Bambi.

"No!" I yelled and grabbed his pants in an attempt to stop him. Close but no banana. His blue jeans came crashing down and he fell face first into the ground, as Bambi trotted off to safety. Score one for Bella! Jacob turned towards me and grabbed my shoulders.

"What was that for! Why is it every time you try to stop someone you pull their friggin' pants dow…" Jacob said losing volume as he stared into my eyes. His stare was so… I don't know but he wouldn't look away. Slowly he started leaning his head closer and closer until our lips were touching slightly.

"Hey I there you are and Bella Jacob is thinking…" Jasper said leading Alice in our direction and stopping short when he saw our predicament. " Dirty thoughts." He finished lamely. Oh shit.

"This is not what it looks like I swear!" I yelled pushing Jacob back. I pushed him a little too hard apparently, and he went tumbling backwards down the hill pants and all.

~Edward POV~

A little while after Bella left with "the man who I despise so much I gave him this freakishly long name so I wouldn't have to say his real name" to go find breakfast, I flew into a little town behind our camp some ways. I Walked into a quaint little diner down the road a ways and sat at a back table. A few minutes later a rather large girl walked in and joined me.

"Hello again Edward." Bertha said sitting across from me, making her chair squeak a little. Ok I'm being modest A LOT.

"So did you bring what I asked for." I said cutting to the chase.

"Lucky for you Dr. Grant actually developed such a potion. He was going to use it on you back in the lab when he had the chance. Something about different animal traits would suit you." Bertha said pulling a vile of pink liquid with a stopper out of her pocket and setting it on the table rolling it back in forth in front of me. Teasing me with it. " Now did you bring what I asked for in return?" Bertha said looking at me with raised eyebrows.

"Yup. A picture of Jasper sleeping." I said sliding the picture across the table. Did you know that there is a whole underground operation of fangirl photo trading? Works wonders those things.

"You know I risked my life for this little vile. And it's also to keep the girl you love safe…" Bertha trailed off. I sighed and pushed another photo across the table. "Yay!" Bertha giggled and grabbed the photo's examining their quality. Slowly she pushed the vile over towards me. "Mind telling me what it's for?" She said absentmindedly stroking her newly acquired booty.

"I didn't realize how dangerous this whole saving the world thing was going to be. I mean Bella never said that Dr. Grant actually killed his own son, and then you told me that he attempted to kill someone else recently. I don't want to take any chances, he wont need her if she doesn't have wings." I said sighing frequently. Little did my friends and love know, I had been frequently updated on Dr. Grant by Bertha.

"But you already know how everything is going to turn out right? So why are you worried about Dr. Grant when you know what the real problem is going to be?" Bertha said truly interested in my story now.

"I don't know. Even though I've seen it I'm still worried the future can change." I started rubbing my temples.

"I just hope you know what your doing." Bertha said almost to the point of genuine care as she stood up and left without another word.

"I hope I know what I'm doing too." I said to myself twisting the pink vile in-between my index finger and thumb as I walked outside and thrust my wings out for takeoff.

~Bella POV~

After we retrieved Jacob from the bottom of the hill we all made our way back to our campsite to find Edward making breakfast, thank God it was eggs.

"Hey guys!" Edward said smiling as we approached.

"Good," I said sitting down next to him. "At least someone here knows how to cook and NOT KILL BAMBI." I said glaring at Jacob.

"Well excuse me if I didn't want to starve. I need my meat woman!" Jacob said sitting with his back to me. Alice and Jasper trotted up after us and sat too. We all ate our breakfast with a lot of how dare us birds eat eggs and yadda, yadda. At about 10:00 am we left for Colorado's adorable town of Colorado Springs. After about 3 or 4 hours we made it without falling out of the sky from all the weight we were carrying.

As soon as we got to Colorado Springs it was time to eat. Bird eggs aren't that appetizing when you're thinking of Mickey D's.

"You know I don't get the whole Alice in Wonderland thing. I mean what was Disney on? Who could think of all that random stuff like talking flowers?" And the conversation ensued. Everything was going great, but that's how it is before your life takes a turn for the worst huh?

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Horrible chappie sorry

-Slinky762