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Entry 4

I am bored, very bored after lying in bed for hours after Ahoko and mum ditched me to heal my injuries "naturally". Taku! How dare they ditch me for school and shopping? I mean isn't it all THEIR fault I am stuck in bed? Shouldn't they nurse me like normal people?

*sighs* I had absolutely nothing to do and after a while of mindless juggling decided to call Hakuba just to annoy him. Apparently he rang to tell Ahoko he couldn't go to school either. Why he didn't ring me is a wonder…

So with nothing better to do, I pick up the phone and dial Hakuba's number. The sounds of ringing could soon be heard.

When it finally connected it was Hakuba's aged housekeeper who answers. "Hello? I mean Moshi Moshi?"

I grin. A sudden, very evil idea popped into my head. "Hello?" I say in English with Hakuba's voice.

There was a long silence at the other end.

"… Young master? Why are you ringing me? Can't you just yell if you want me to come? I mean I know your throat is sore but seriously?" she finally answered also in English.

I stifle a laugh. In the distance, I could hear the REAL Hakuba say "Baaya? Who are you talking to?"

Another long silence, heavy breathing soon filled my ears. "WHAT THE F**** IS GOING ON HERE? Who is this F****** impostor who dares to act as my precious young master?"

"Oh only you my darling," I laugh out in the housekeepers voice.

"…"

"What is going on?" I hear Hakuba say. A few rather heated English words were exchanged between Hakuba and the housekeeper before Hakuba finally picked up the phone.

By now I was laughing uncontrollably and rolling around my bed clutching my stomach. "Oh Hakuba-san," I choke out into the phone with Nakamori-keibu's voice "good evening, I will just like to inform you that your "Baaya" is to be placed under custody for damaging the innocent ears of one Kaito Kuroba with her rather unlady-like words."

"Ah that was Kuroba-kun Baaya," says Hakuba to his housekeeper ignoring me completely, "you don't have to worry about this insect. Yes. Ok. Yes. Ah Kuroba-kun my Baaya would just like to have another few words with you."

"Good evening to this no-good-teenager-who-seems-to-have-issues-with-respect-for-the-elderly. I would just like to inform you that if you ever try to impersonate me or other members of this house hold ever again, I can assure you that you will see fish everywhere you go. That I promise you."And with that terrifying note she ended the call.

The sound of the click on the other end was heard throughout the dead silent bedroom of one no-good-teenager-who-seems-to-have-issues-with-respect-for-the-elderly.

It would be the second time Kaito Kuroba had fainted today.

Entry 5

"Kaito?"

"Yes mum?"

"Are you sure you're ok?"

"Yes mum."

"Really? Because a black storm cloud is hanging over you."

"I see."

"And you seem to be writing in a handmade Death Note book… so I'm worrying about your sanity."

"Thanks mum."

"Can we have salmon for breakfast tomorrow?"

"No mum."

There is a fog in front of my eyes. My hands move of their own accord. I answer my mum normally but I wasn't really registering what she was saying.

"Kaito… I've decided…we are having SALMON NOW!"

"Ok."

Wait a second there's something wrong.

"Fish. Salmon. Salmon. Fish… WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT? NO WAY MUM NO WAY! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? KILL ME?"

"Ooh that's an interesting reaction!" She snaps a picture of me with a camera that was produced out of no where.(Sometimes I swear she knows magic too...)

"Muuuumm," I whine, "no pictures please. I'm not exactly five you know?"

"So? To me you'll always be my ~Kai-chan~

I sigh shaking my head, "Women, I'll never understand them."

"What was that ~Kai-chan~?"

"Nothing mum."

A/N: Sorry this was supposed to be chapter 3... the other was supposed to come at a later date…sigh I should never revise and write fan fics at the same time…fail much on my part…GOMEN NASAI guys…

Still, i reckon this is a better chap. I hope you guys think so too.

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