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Entry 12

So once again I was forced to ring Kudo.

I dialled the now very familiar number. I waited and waited and waited and waited.

I tapped my foot impatiently against the hard wooden floor. Tap, tap, tap.

"Kudo…if you're ignoring me…you're dear little Ran-chan might just get…" I stopped, contemplating the many possibilities that I could use to torture Kudo. I was just about to put one of them into action when he picked up.

"What is it now!" he snarled, "I swear if it is not important you'll pay for it."

"Ah," I say hesitantly, weighing the pros and cons of actually answering him, "are you busy?"

"Oh no, of course not! I have all the time in the world! Ask away Kaito Kid ask away. Don't worry if this murder case never get's solved or if wrong person get's accused. If that happens I won't blame you but you might want to wear bomb disposal gear at the next heist to protect you from the billions soccer balls that will be kicked at you with pleasure by me."

"Uh...I guess it's a bad time to call then?"

"DAMN RIGHT!"

"Then…could I call you later?"

"HELL NO!I DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU EVER AGAIN!"

"Ok. Then expect a visit from me at 9pm tonight Tantei-kun." I reply ignoring him completely.

There was a slight pause while he considered this. "NO WAY."

"Then it's done! Our 'date' shall be at 9pm tonight. Don't be late now, Shin-chan!" I say in perfect imitation of Ran Mouri.

"F*** YOU ."

"There, there. No need to swear Conan-kun. I'll understand it if you need to go to sleep early."

"Say that again with her voice and YOU'LL DIE AT 9PM."

I shudder. Kudo was a brilliant detective and who says he won't turn his talents elsewhere? *Note to self: Learn Karate like Ran-chan…* I sigh.

"Just be there kays? I think my life depends on it."

"I'll think about it."

"You mean you'll leave me to fend for myself?" I make puppy eyes through the phone.

"…why is it that I feel as if you are making puppy eyes at me?"

"Maybe 'cos I am?"

"…I won't fall for that."

"Aw…Conan-kun…pwease?" I beg using Ran's voice again.

" DROP DOWN DEAD." He says vehemently.

"Ah I feel so sorry for Ran-chan to live with such a mean person…See ya tonight."

"WHY YOU-"

I hang up.

Entry 13

I groan and pick up another Arsene Lupin book. Kudo was late. BY HALF AN HOUR. I groan again. My scalp was getting very itchy from the gel. Seriously Kudo if you don't come within the next 10 minutes then I'm gonna make you so sorry.

10 minutes pass. Ok Kudo you asked for it. I got up and wander through to the kitchen. The place was dusty and looked neglected. Well that's to be expected. I open the fridge, amazed to find that it was still in working order and stumble back as the smell of rotting food hit me.

"Urgh, this smells so bad…jeez Kudo at least clean out the food if you're not gonna live here anymore…"

"Kudo 'an't do tha' Kid."

I jump and turn spin around, poker face slipping on. "Ah, it's you Tantei-han, where's Tantei-kun I wonder?"

"I'm here Kid," snapped a certain irate detective stepping out from behind Hattori Heiji, detective of the West.

"Ah sou ka, you were so 'little' I couldn't see you. Sorry about that." I grin, "Anyway why is Tantei-han here? I thought this was supposed to be our 'date' Shin-chan!"I say borrowing Ran's voice and pouting childishly.

"He was visiting and I couldn't get rid of him," said Kudo simply throwing me a very dirty look.

"OI! Watch it ya midget!" warned Hattori smirking as he toward ominously over the Chibi-Tantei, "What're ya here ta see Kudo 'bout 'nyway?" he said tilting his head towards me inquiringly.

I turn back to him after inspecting the cupboards for anything edible, "Well I was planning on a romantic dinner then …" I left the sentence hanging. Kudo looked absolutely furious. Not to mention extremely embarrassed. His face had gone all red and I swear I could see steam coming from his ears. I smirked a Kid smirk and dropped a pink smoke bomb.

"Aw you're so cute when your embarrassed Shin-chan!" I squeal through the smoke, picking him up and glomping him. He turned scarlet and continued to steam…if that was even possible. (Maybe because he was clutched tightly against 'Ran's' chest? Man I thought he was used to this sort of stuff right?)

"Aw Shin-chan-" I stopped and stared at the great detective of the West who looked as if he was suffering from a major stomach ache. "Ah are you ok?" I say staring at him as if he was insane.

"I'm, ha, I'm, ha ha ha, I'm fine Kid hahahahahahahaaa Kudo is..Kudo AHAHHAAHA-" He managed to get out before he collapsed onto the floor clutching his stomach and rolling around in agony.

"Oh…That's good to hear…isn't that right Shin-chan?" I say happily, looking down at what remained of the Chibi-Tantei and freeze.

"Five seconds." Said the thing.

"Huh" I say oh so intelligently.

"Four .Three. Two. One.*Pop*"

A moment of silence then… "AHHHHHH!" I yell running as fast as I could from the monster.

"Oh dear," said the still slightly red detective patronisingly, "what's wrong Kaito nii-san? Scared of a little fish are we? My, who ever knew that the 'great' Kaito Kid was so deathly afraid of such cute little fish?"

"Ge-ge-GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Resortin' ta low tricks now?" commented Hattori, raising his eyebrows and grinning at Kudo.

"He deserved it," replied Kudo coolly with a very KID worthy grin himself.

"AHHHHH MERCY! MERCY! HAVE MERCY ON ME!" I continue to shriek cowering in a corner with my hands held up protectively in front of my face.

"Hmm…do you think we should Hattori?"

"I dunno…t'is is rather fun tho'"

"Your right," Kudo nodded thoughtfully, "Yes, I do believe we need some…fun…in life. You know according to Ran I need to 'seriously lighten up' and stop being a 'detective otaku'." He swivelled around to face me with this very scary look in his eyes.

"Please have mercy…" I whisper looking up at Kudo who was towering over me, "please?" the second I uttered the last word in Ran's voice was what sealed my doom. I saw Kudo (who looked like one of those epic anime people before an epic battle, complete with hair flying and billowing wind that appeared out of nowhere) look grimly (in slow motion) towards Hattori and hold out his hand and watched (HORRIFIED) as Hattori handed him ANOTHER one of those…things.

I close my eyes dramatically. (It was always best to go out in style.)

"Goodbye cruel world!" I shout.

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