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Entry 15

"Mum...please don't do this…"

"Hey ~Yuki-chan~!" cried my mum enthusiastically, looking over my shoulder and waving at a pretty brunette woman, completely disregarding my comment.

"Hey!" cried Yukiko back just as enthusiastically if not more so, "Thank you so much for picking me up! Hope you didn't wait for long! Ooh Kai-chan looks so much like Shin-chan!"

"Oh no! Shin-chan looks so much more handsome than Kai-chan!" She ruffled my hair affectionately, I glared at my mum. How dare she say Kudo was much better looking than me? I mean shouldn't she be standing on my side? Taku!

"So you're husband didn't come with you this time?"

"Nope~ couldn't run from his editors fast enough. It's all Shin-chan's fault. He keeps ringing Yu-chan's editors and informing them of his whereabouts. Talk about revenge…" She pouted. God what is with this woman and her care-free attitude? I mean…do you really need to have 'chan' at the end of everything?

Sighing resignedly, I turned away from the two women and tuned out their idle chatter. If I knew what was coming later...I would've paid much more attention.

Entry 16

I groan. Urgh what's with this pounding headache? I try to sit up. I couldn't. In fact I couldn't even move a finger. I freeze.

"WHAT THE F***?" I scream furiously, "WHY THE HELL AM I TIED UP IN MY OWN BEDROOM?"

I ATTEMPT to wriggle out of the ropes. It didn't work. I ATTEMPT to move a finger. It didn't work.

"Ok. Think realistically Kaito. What can you move?" I mutter, "Well obviously your mouth…" I snicker darkly, "Urgh! Wait who the hell did this? Mum? Oba-san?"

"~please refer to me as Onee-san Kai-chan~" says Yukiko with a dangerous glint in her eye and stepping lightly into the room with mum following closely behind, "good heavens! What's with all the ropes?"

"It was a necessary precaution, Yuki-chan. You never know what this slippery son of mine will do."

"Mum, I'd prefer it if you DIDN'T compare me with one of those…f-f- finny things." I mumble looking disgusted.

"Is Kai-chan still afraid of fish?" asks Yukiko ever so innocently.

"Unfortunately yes."

"Oh dear."

I grit my teeth, "Could we please stop talking about those f-finny things and help me get OUT of THIS!"

"Why?" they asked intelligently, "You might wreck out plan! Ja ne Kai-chan!" they called out in unison as they walked out of the door.

A deafening silence fell.

"WHAT?YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! MUM!COME BACK!"

~downstairs~

"Neh you don't think Kai-chan will prank us will he?"

"That's what the ropes were for."

"Ah sou ka!"

~later~

"Kudooooooooooo!" screamed Hattori as he ran at a speed that will put all Olympic sprinters to shame, "Why're we getting' 'ombed by the Phantom Lady?"

"Maybe it's revenge for her son ?"

"Harh ?"

"Kaito Kid Hattori, Kaito Kid!

"Eh?"

"Do I really need to spell it out for you? The phantom Lady is Kaito Kid's M.U.M."

"HARHHHHH? Serious'y Kudo?"

"YES! Now shut up and keep running! I will NOT be responsible for your murder!"

"No need ta be told twice Kudo!"

"SHIN-CHAN!"

"Ahhh!" squeaked Shinichi girlishly as he was picked up and squished between two…things…, "MUM! What the hell are you doing here!" he hissed blushing, then raised his volume and pitch he added, "Oh isn't it Yukiko obaa-san?"

Yukiko's eyebrow twitched, "Why if it isn't Fumiyo's darling little Conan-kun," she countered. This time it was Shinichi's eyebrow who twitched. Heiji snorted. Shinichi shot a glare at him which could have melted steel. She turned to face Heiji. "Ah and isn't this the great detective of the west?"

"Ya! Hattori Heiji at your 'ervice Onee-chan!"

"Oh! Such a nice young man you are Hei-chan. So different to my ungrateful son . He really should learn more from you!"

Said ungrateful son coughed loudly. Heiji flinched at his new nickname. Shinichi snickered, "I'm telling Tooyama-san!" sang (if you can call it singing) Shinichi out of the corner of his mouth.

"Sure Onee-chan! I'll make sure he does!" Heiji replied coolly, ignoring the child next to him.

"Having a nice chat are we now?" murmured the Phantom Lady softly and coming right up behind the group, "Shall we resume the chase? Or would the Meitantei, Chibi-tantei and this lovely young lady prefer to be bombed?"

"Oh my if it isn't the Phantom Lady! What luck! Coming to Japan was a good idea after all. I'm such a BIG fan of yours!"

"Really? I'm flattered…wait are you Kudo Yukiko? Oh my god! It is! It is! I absolutely love your movies!"

The two women continued to complement each other, each claiming the other was better than them. The two would-be-victims stood dumbly on the sidelines, not believing what they were seeing. Soon the two women walked of leaving the boys with the bottom of their mouths still lying on the pavement.

"Oh yea. Conan-kun! Meet me at Agasa's later 'kays? I need to go shopping with this lady here." shouted Yukiko as she was turning a corner, arm in arm with the famous thief.

"…Um..ok.." Shinichi managed to splutter out, once he picked up the bottom half of his mouth.

"Ja ne Conan-kun, Hei-chan!"

"…ah..matte…MATTE!" There was no answer. Shinichi's mouth dropped open in sudden realisation, "Hattori…did my mother just say she was going shopping with THE PHANTOM LADY?"

"Uh..ya…"

"…"

"Ya don't reckon they're gonna shoplift do ya?"

"Well I wouldn't put that past MY mother…" Kaito chuckled out as he descended upon the shocked detectives.

"So it was ya mum we saw." Remarked Heiji drily.

"Yep. The one and only." He muttered darkly.

"What's wrong with you KID?" inquired Shinichi, cerulean blue eyes narrowing, "are you not happy about something?"

"Nope! I'm fine Tantei-kun, waking up tied to your own bed after being knocked out with your own sleeping gas makes me in a very good mood. Oh and don't forget that it took almost 2 hours to untie myself."

"I'd love to what type of knot your mother made to make you work on it for so long." Came another voice from behind the boys. They twisted around simultaneously.

"Oh aren't you Hakuba nii-san?"

"Oi! Why're you here you stuck up…"

"Ah, what a surprise to see you here Meitantei. Trying to prove that I'm that Kuroba guy again?"

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