Yes! I have gotten another chapter out!

I just want to give a big THANK YOU to those of you who have faved and alerted. i got over 30 emails in the first half hour this was up!

STEPHENIE MEYER OWNS TWILIGHT. CRY.

Now that that's over with..... onto the chapter!

Do the Cullens enjoy my embarrassment? Sure seems like it some times.

They weren't satisfied with one tape though, no, they just had to continue.

"Emmett, you pick." Alice said, shoving the box at him from the floor. It didn't go that far so Emmett just went over to the box.

"Hmm. Oh! This one sounds good! It's called The Reason Why You Shouldn't Let Bella Play Sports!" Emmett exclaimed.

I had never heard of this one before.

Emmett put it in.

There were credits in it. The ones that stuck with me were the ones that said: A montage video edited and produced by Bridget Swan.

She is dead the next time I see her. Or I'll just break her guitar. That will teach her.

On the screen, it was showing video of me throwing the softball at wall in what I recognized as my middle school in Arizona's gym. I was throwing the softball underhand up the wall, and I was catching it when it bounced off the top. I actually looked pretty good.

I would have been glad that the Cullens were watching this.

If I hadn't known what happens next.

I threw the ball up the wall for about the twentieth time.

"Bella!" Bridget screamed.

"What?" I turned to look at her.

Too bad I didn't remember the softball, which came down in time for me to look at it, and then for it to smash into my face and knock me out.

"Christ!" Bridget shrieked.

To my surprise, they didn't laugh at first.

Until Emmett mocked Bridget shrieking "Christ!"

"Guys, it's not funny."

"Love, what did you end up doing to yourself that time?" Edward asked me.

"Oh. I broke my nose and had a black eye for a week." I told him.

"Guys, there's more!" Alice said, everyone turning their attention back to the screen.

This day was going downhill. FAST.

After watching me almost kill myself five more times, we were finally on the last one.

And, "The greatest!" according to Bridget's credits.

Have I mentioned that she's dead the next time I see her?

Oh god. This clip.

It was one of those times where I was playing sports, when I so didn't want to.

Bridget, of course, was there. She's my best friend.

I was mountain biking. You would think that there wouldn't be much mountain biking in Arizona. You would be right. That place was around two hours away.

"Bella, come on! Try some tricks!" Bridget told me.

I was just riding around.

"Do you want me to kill myself?" I asked her.

"You won't so shut up and do it!" she told me.

"Fine." I told her

I did a trick that actually looked pretty decent.

The thing though was the landing.

"Ow." I moaned.

"I told you I was going to kill myself!" I told Bridget.

"Ten dollars to me, Bridget!" I heard my then-boyfriend, Brad, say.

"Brad!" I said.

He just laughed.

Then, the Cullens laughter started.

"Wow, Bella. Not one of your better moments! Oh, and who's brad?" Emmett asked me.

"He's my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me, so I dumped him." I told him.

Rosalie had been looking through the tapes, because we were going in a line in the order we pick the videos.

"Oh my god! It's on tape!"

I just groaned.

Way to make Bella like you more Rosalie.

Any ideas??? i want to hear them.

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