Sorry it's been forever. But, i had school, and, i haven't had a lot of ideas latley.

I will try to update soon. THis is easily the easiest story for me to update.

I know the idea of this is stupid, but, i literlaly had no ideas. So, i was watching tv and i just decided to go w/ pickup and rejection lines.

I didn't come up with any of these jokes.

Oh, and i don't own twilight.

"Okay, this one is called pickup and rejection lines." Carlisle said.

This one is kind of funny, in my opinion.

"Do I want to know what happens in this one?" Edward asked me.

"Yes. I offend some people. Put it in, Carlisle." I told them.

I was about thirteen during this, and was doing this for part of an add for the school paper.

Guy #1

"What's your number?" Some guy asked me.

"It's in the school phonebook." I told him.

"Your cell isn't." He said.

"I know." I told him. He walked away.

Guy #2

"Hey, I saw you looking at me." The guy told me.

"Yeah. I thought you were kind of cute. I clearly was mistaken." I retorted back.

Guy #3

"Where have you been all my life?" Random guy number three asked me.

"Hiding from you." I replied.

I always thought that one was the weirdest. I was like twelve at the time.

Guy #4

"Hey, haven't I seen you someplace before?" Guy 4 asked me.

"Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Ahh… good old video production class. This was my favorite time of seventh grade, making this video. I think there were only like seven guys, though. No one wanted to do them because they sounded stupid.

Guy #5

Now I was sitting at a table at lunch.

"Hey, is this seat open?"

"Yes. And this one will be if you sit down.

I looked at Edward. He was chuckling.

Good sign.

Guy #6

"So, what's your sign?" I was asked.

I think this one took the longest to film.

"Go away."

I, personally find these funny. And, it got everyone to read the school paper. We just played it in homeroom, and then everyone wanted to read the humor section of the school newspaper.

Guy #7

"I would go to the end of the world for you, girl." I was told.

"Now, would you stay there?"

I then turned to the camera. "Read the paper. Trust me, you'll need lines like these some day." I said into the camera. Then, the name of my middle school's newspaper flashed on screen.

That was where the video ended.

Everyone was laughing. And I mean, like, everyone. I know. Shocker, right? Not.

"You know what, after today, I doubt anything you do will ever surprise me again, Bella." Jasper said. Ouch, Jasper. I could understand Emmett saying that, but usually Jasper just stands in the corner trying not to kill me.

"Oh, shut up Jasper." I told him.

Emmett was laughing unbelievably loud now.

Do you want to know what it sounds like when Emmett laughs? Like, the really loud type of thunder that always scares everyone because no one ever expects it to come.

"But he doesn't want to, lil' sis." Emmett said to me.

"Emmett, you shut up, too." I told him.

He started laughing. Again. This was getting irritating.

Apparently, it was showing on my face.

Plus, I was getting tired. I checked my watch. 10:42. Dang, time sure flies when you're being embarrassed.

Edward saw this.

"Guys, I'm going to get Bella to sleep. We can pick this up in the morning." He said, and then lifted me up. A second later, we were in his room.

He started to hum my lullaby.

Not a minute later, I was asleep.

Hope you liked it! Not my best ever, though.

WHat's that? You have an idea? Well, review and tell me it!

Hmm.... though i think Emmett and Jasper might be in some upcoming videos...... and bella might get in a fight..........

Who knows?

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