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Woot. Wasn't this fun. Getting up at seven thirty in the morning to watch your embarrassing videos.

Epidome of fun. (High point of fun.)

"This one's called 'Never Cross Bella if you're a backstabber'. Wow. Really specific there." Said Rosalie.

Wait, didn't she already pick? Oh whatever.

"Just put in the stupid tape." I told her.

"Where is she? I'm going to kill her." I Said

"Bella, she just-"

"No, Jackie, she just went behind my back and dissed me. Really pathetic. Why diss someone to their back when you could get into a fight with them. The camera's on, right? Good."

Bella and Jackie went over to the girl.

"Oh look, here comes the girl who's father doesn't love her, and probably took a job far away so he wouldn't have to see her, the ultimate poor girl who has no friends."

Oh. My. God.

We filmed this?

"Whoa, wait, WHAT?" Edward asked, mad.

"Edward, calm down. Karma catches up with her." I told him.

"So, she thinks she can just go around insulting people-"Jasper started

"Wait, she may have a point. That outfit you're wearing isn't the best, Bella." Alice pointed out.

"Well, Alice, because I knew that today was the day that I was going to fight her. Therefore, I wore an ugly outfit that I wouldn't mind getting blood on.

"So, Luna, you're insulting me just because I stole your boyfriend after you took everything out of my locker and threw it in the swimming pool? Oh, and I dumped Carlos, Danny offered to help me fish my stuff out of the pool, which ended with both of us making out."

"Why would you leave Carlos? He's the best man you could have ever-"

"Oh, and then you say that my father doesn't love me? I don't know where you were last week, but I was at the AI season finale. And what do you call my posse? And so my mom's not the richest person around, but it's not like anyone wants to live your life. I mean, your parents don't even look at each other. Plus, they're only still together because-"

Luna had had enough.

"AGH, god, you call that fighting?" Bella said. Luna had tackled Bella. They then proceeded to punch each other, until Luna got off of her, exclaiming, "Ah! My Prada bag is now bloodstained! You'll pay for that!" Then the fighting continued.

"Excuse me, what is going on here?" Ms. Carter, the principal, asked.

"Well," started Jackie, "Me and Bella were just hanging here, talking about weekend plans, when Luna comes over here, insulting her to her face, which she's been doing behind Bella's back for the entire school year. Then, she tackles Bella. Bella, therefore, has blood all over her face as a result of this attack. Bella, acting in an act of self defense, therefore applied slight pressure to Luna's nose, which is kind of why it's bleeding right now." Jackie said, matter-of-factly.

"Very well. Luna, come with me. Bella, go to the nurse and get cleaned up." Ms. Carter said.

I looked into the camera before Jackie turned it off. "I totally won that fight." I said as I walked away.

I remember this day. It was pretty fun to be in my shoes.

"YEAH BELLA!" Emmett shrieked.

"How much trouble did she end up getting in?" Esme asked me.

"Oh, she got suspended for two months." I told them.

"How old were you?" Asked Carlisle.

"Sixteen, I think. Actually, this may have been the month before I went to Forks." I said, trying to remember when this was.

"That Luna chick deserved what she got." Rosalie muttered.

Rosalie agreeing with something that I didn't find insulting? Weird.

"Bella, you pick one." Alice said to me.

It's. About. Time.

Okay, so did anyone else read the short second life of bree tanner? So good! Review and tell me what you liked about it!

Any ideas?

Today i bought this eclipse poster w/ all the cullens (minus bella) on it. I personally consider Bella a Cullen.

And the movie looks like it ruined Jasper & Emmett's hair! (cry)

REVIEW!