I looked through the box.
The Amazing Race
I remember this!
It hurt.
I put it in.
"Hey, you're not going to give us any background info?" Emmett complained.
He was shushed.
This was a mix. Part of it was a TV Recording and part of it was just filmed while we were there.
"And here we have the first person to finish the race, Isabella Swan, followed by her cousin, Missy Swan!" The announcer guy said.
"Um, so me and my cousin, Missy," Bella signaled over towards where a girl looking like her was looking at results. "We've been doing this competition for years about 5k races since I was 10 and she was 12, so for about five years now. WE decided that this was going to be the final race to decide who the champion would be." I said.
Then the camera went over to Missy. "Missy, how does it feel knowing that you lost to your cousin?"
This drover her over the edge. She went over to me and punched me in the face. In reply, I tackled her to the ground. We were rolling around, hitting each other for about three minutes before someone came over and broke it up.
Then it went back to the reporter. "That's the scoop on Chief Swan's niece and daughter's brawl that occurred this afternoon, July 21, 2003."
Then it went on to play the version that someone else recorded.
"Okay. Here comes our first person." Someone said as I ran across the finish line, Missy seconds behind me.
"I can't believe you!" Missy yelled at me.
"What? It's just a race, Missy." I pointed out to her.
She punched me in the face.
I tackled her to the ground.
We rolled around, punching and kicking each other.
Then, someone (five people, to be exact,) had to ruin the fun and break us up.
The tape ended there.
"What happened next?" Emmett asked.
"Oh, so I had a bloody face, black eye, and a broken arm. In turn, Missy had two black eyes, a broken leg, and she had blood all over her face , too." I told him. Everyone just stared at me.
"Payback's fun." I told them.
I got stared at again. "What? She had been making fun of me constantly for the past five years. So, when she becomes a sore loser and tries to fight me, I fight back. Self defense." I told them.
"Actually, I'm pretty sure I was the doctor on duty that had to tend to Missy." Carlisle said.
"She kept complaining about her psycho cousin." He continued.
Everyone burst out laughing.
"She still emails me race info, demanding a rematch." I told them.
They kept on laughing.
"You're pretty cute when you act BA, bella." Edward said to me.
I kissed him quickly. "You know you love it." I told him.
WE started kissing again, until Emmett hit us with a pillow, demanding us to focus.
Because we're totally the ones that need to focus, Emmett. Seriously, he could stop being a hypocrite.
"He's right. Back to the movies!" Alice said.
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