A/N: I am not dead! I'm just living my life. I can't dedicate it to write this crap, but if you enjoy it, no worries! So do I! Guess we're even. FF7 remake part two is going to be released this winter, ain't that nice? Well, I live in the south hemisphere, it's hot like hell right now. I am melting like the witch from the Wizard of Oz at times and sometimes it rains like Burmecia. Have fun reading this story, I guess. It'll become even more crazier. Leave a comment if you want to do it so, and have a nice week!

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13 hooded figures sat on a round table within Hollow Bastion, Scotland. Silence that follows is disturbing, no one is allowed to say a thing until the one comes. A few of the men understands the one as being the very person who summoned them here, inside a grievous castle filled with despair and a sort of soothing wind that penetrates within their skins like an archangel's feathers sharp as knives.

''Gentleman...''The first one revealed himself as Senator Stewart Ward, America's most hated and shady man. He had strong ties with the underworld mob and all sorts of worlds. The Kingpin, Chameleon, Sabertooth, Foreigner, the Hand, Richard Fisk, Hydra, IMA, The Sinister Six, aliens... Everyone wants to kill him. He managed to be hated even by Doctor Doom, who hates no one because it's a waste of time to so something so trivial. Senator Ward was an exception, though. ''Present yourselves.''

''I am Sarousch, the ringmaster!'' The second man said an ominous tone after revealing its narrow face filled of malice. ''I once stole the most precious bell of Notre Dame! It was a wonderful golden bell craved with diamonds and jades and all kinds of transcending in beauty jewels. Beautiful jewels supposed to be mine! That damned hunchback and his friends. Madellaine betrayed me, what a pitiful lady.''

''I have fought Spider-Man and Daredevil, even the Mighty Thor! But here I am, between losers. I am here for money.'' It was Stilt-Man's turn to present himself. He was quick and brief.

''I too fought Daredevil. He was a pain in the butt, but my job is to exterminate mutants.'' Said Bushwacker, who used to be a priest but now kills, be it for money, pleasure, or a terrifying mix of both.

''A mercenary? You are not the only one who's got an A+ grade historic when it came to fight against superheroes.'' Said Jason Macendale, AKA Jack O' Lantern, whom everyone looked at as a loser, a cheap rip-off of a better villain. ''Spider-Man is a fool, yet he has proven to be a nuisance. Why are you looking at me like this? Is not that why are we here? As as matter of fact, all of you are LOSERS!''

''Indeed, all I see are hopeless people, who have lost faith in themselves and are in need of remaking themselves into something better. Something our fathers and mothers, friends and loved ones, something they always wanted us to be.'' Said Rufus, President of Shinra, tossing a coin in midair. It went heads. ''Hiding behind masks... We all do.''

''I do not consider myself a loser.'' Carl Burbank, also known as Bushwacker, showed his synthetic arm to the others at the room. ''Here's a gift I got from CIA.''

''Like, what's your power? TO have a gun in your arm? We are no different, buddy.'' Said Dyne, who used to be Barrett's best friend before Mt. Corel's massacre. His arm got shot by Eleanor, that bitch with an awful laugh... He can't forget that, Dyne never forgets. Suddenly he pointed his gun arm at everyone. ''I want to destroy and kill! That's all I can think about! Even when I commited suicide, here I am, alive somehow, yet all I wish for is destruction, of myself and everyone. I want this world and everyone and eveyrthing to blow up, that's all I can think about!''

''Dyne, please...'' Karla Sofen, AKA Moonstone, took control of the situation with her soothing voice, which tranquilized Dyne down like a good puppy. A work of mental implants. ''(I must be careful with Dyne. On his actual state of mind, he could kill us all without hesitation. He's as insane and unpredictable as Blackout was.)''.

''(Who invited this animal?)'' Rufus thought to himself, trying to not show any sign of fear. ''(Dyne hates Shinra more than anyone else. It's surprising that he has not shot at me soon as he saw me. That lady in yellow, she must have Dyne under her control, and I need to find out how! She could make everyone lick her boots with Dyne's power alone.)''

''You there.'' Senator Ward pointed to a random person who has not revealed itself yet. ''Who are you? Present yourself to us, please.''

''Hello there.'' It was Sephiroth! No way! He then transfigured itself into a yellow melting blob that gave place to a man with dark curly hair and a muscular body. ''I am Rubber Soul, Master of Disguise! Am I handsome?''

''Do we really need to answer that question?'' Rufus didn't smiled a bit. He was not that impressed.

''RERORERORERORERORERORERO!'' Said Rubber Soul, showing his tongue to Shinra.

''How did you knew Sephiroth?''

''I read your mind, silly!'' Rubber Soul said in an arrogant way, as if his Stand, Yellow Temperance, made him somewhat an immortal. ''I can go through past memories buried within one's mind and with that information collected, I can assimilate myself into that person. Why am I telling you this? Let's just saw we should not hold on all our secrets... I am here for money as the next man.''

''Same.'' Despite not having an ounce of sympathy for Rubber Soul, Stilt-Man was there for financial gain too.

''(Eugh! The Stand is as repugnant as its owner.)'' A hideous woman with pale skin showed up out of the cloak, wearing a flamboyant purple outfit. She looked like a dehydrated peacock. ''Name's Yzma. I once had a whole Empire at my hands, it was all fine and fair, until they took it away from me, my deserved Empire, my dignity, my legacy! Had not been for Kuzco! Pancho! And... Kronk.''

''Crunch?'' Jason said, both terrified and amused by the eccentric lady.

''I said Kronk! KRONK! Come over here!''Yzma yelled, stretching her neck in abysmal proportions while Sarousch laughed shyly. He considerated betraying everyone but then realized it would be fun to join forces with these kind of people who have been reunited with a common goal, and not everyone has been presented yet.

''Yes, my dear Mistress of evil.'' The real Kronk turned to good, and a Replica was made by Vexen as a birthday gift for Yzma, whom he had a crush with. The Kronk Replica went inside the room, serving Yzma some peruan dinner.

''Ahem, you may consider my strenght and combat skills, comrades.'' Said Erik The Red, who once fought the uncanny X-Men. ''With my techno-armor and knowledge borrowed from the Shi'ar Empire, I'm sure I'll be useful.''

''You said you lost your empire, my dear Yzma? Heh... I feel for you. I had Triton's Trident at hand, tried to avenge my poor sister Ursula, and they put me on ICE! I did nothing wrong... While Ariel, that ridiculous dunce, gets away with murder! Not that I really liked my sister anyway, that ugly fat... But she was part of the family, hate it or not!'' Morgana and her tentacles twitched in despair and hatred.

''Yeah, I wonder why heroes never get punished for straight killing us, the bad guys.'' Said Bushwacker, being cynical because he knew he gave a reason for Wolverine to contempt murder with all the mutant assasination he got involved with.

''Good or bad are relative terms colliding with one another. I was a good sheep with good intentions... to free this world and Zootopia from carnivorous kind.'' Assistant Mayor Bellwether rose from the chair with a cold look in her eyes. She looked innocent and rather adorable, but that white wool hide her dark desires and mischievous intentios. ''No one needs to eat meat when you have vegetables.''

''There you have it, a villain whose power is to be preachy.'' Jason Macendale said in a sarcastic tone, which he learned from the many fights he had with Spidey.

''Do not underestimate Mrs. Bellwether. She can kill both your parents and make some Macendale chili for you to eat.'' Senator Ward advised the youngest member of the new Organization XIII, because there were 13 of them on same place, sharing their stories to one another.

''I still find you pathetic, no offense.'' Rubber Soul wanted to unsettle Bellwether, more than shaping himself into her deceased mother.

''A foolish attitude.'' Sarousch brushed his wig. He became bald due stress, and people like Jason and Rubber. ''We must stay together if we want to... to... Now that I realize, why are we even here?''

''No idea. I remember being inside my office, the Sister Ray shooting at Diamond Weapon, Diamond Weapon firing back, a huge explosion, helicopter... Somehow, I survived, and I won't die that easily.'' Rufus said, restraining himself to others. He didn't trusted everyone that much, but he felt a briefing was necessary for eventual ties.

''I am here for money. They promised me tons of money.'' Stilt-Man said, clenching his fist and hitting the table so hard it made a dent.

''You are here because she called us.'' Senator Ward said, after he did a gesture that told everyone to stand on their feet. ''There's thirteen of us in this room. Is that right?''

''If you count Kronk's Replica...'' Jason said, not being serious at all. ''Whatever. Nobody likes Kronk.''

''You don't necessarily need to be best buddies with Kronk, but he'll prove to be useful. It's only a matter of time before I-Kronk makes you shut up!'' Yzma said, losing her composture for a moment. She regreted it so.

''Whatever you say, old crook.''

''Jack O' Lantern... More like Jerk O' Lantern.'' Erik The Red was not usually the man of jokes, but he felt no disregard at humiliating Jason.

''I'm gonna show you who's the jerk soon as I throw this pumpkin bomb at your ugly alien face!'' With that said, Jason felt angry and threw one of Hobgoblin's pumpkin bombs at Erik. The Sh'iar mercenary shot it with a laser gun before it could hit his face. He pointed the gun at Jason, not hesitating to shoot at him.

''Gentleman, please...'' A man wearing a blue tuxedo and big glasses came inside the room. ''You are making a bad impression of what it means to be bad.''

''Ah, Cameron Hodge, welcome.'' Senator Ward said, greeting his business partner. ''I suppose, since you're here...''

''Yes. She is coming.'' Cameron Hodge said with a stoic look in the eyes, as he adjusted his glasses and stood still.

''BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'' A deep hellish voice filled in the room. A shadow loomed upon Hollow Bastion, and everything went dark until a green light could be seen amidst pure darkness. And then everything went so bright that no one could open their eyes for a while. Even Cameron Hodge felt afraid. The soft focus began to turn itself into a horned female with green pale skin and black dress like the wings of night. Her voice shed of power and charisma unlike another. ''All of you, mediocre dunces! Rejected ones! Sidelined villains! support characters... Unite!''

''It had to be you...'' Yzma greeted her old friend, Maleficent. ''You do make good entrances.''

''Please to meet you once again.'' Maleficent smiled at the sorceress in purple, remembering the good old days of villainy.

''And where's that chubby sidekick of yours?'' Yzma said with a large smile.

''...Pant pant pant... Dear Maleficent! Malign malefic Maleficence!'' Pete ran out of breath and salutated his master.

''Oh, Pete. Hope you never change.'' Yzma said in disdain, and then she whispered to Maleficent, pointing at the loyal Kronk Replica. ''(There's always a Replica who's better than the original.)''

''(No, I don't mind Pete. His incompetence is a relief for my own failures.)'' Maleficent replied, thinking about Sora and his meddling friends with concert but a sort of naivety.

''Lady Maleficent...'' Senator Ward said, as he kneeled and kissed Maleficent's hand. She felt disgusted by his lips touching her delicate skin. It is not everyone who's green and evil. ''I presume you are the one who called us here.''

''Exactly.'' Maleficent sat on the throne and used Pete's stomach as a couch for her high heels.''In the past, I, Maleficent, have formed a powerful Legion of Doom that destroyed countless worlds and captured the Princesses of Light. Soon as Master Xehanort and his many incarnations came to picture, I have long lost a purpose amidst even more powerful villains and for years Pete and I have been collecting data about the Keyblade Wars, The Guardians of Light, and the question that haunted me the most: Whatever is inside the Black Box sealed by the Master of Masters centuries ago.''

''You know what?'' Jack 'O Lantern asked, confused like the others.

''I know what's inside the Black Box, and I will tell you how I found it out.'' Maleficent said as she began to explain the mystery surrounding this so called box with a cursed item within. ''I have travelled to San Francisco, where I met a man called Maximillian Coleridge, who could manipulate Darkness like no other. He is skilled as Riku, Ansem and Xemnas combined. With Maximillian's aid, I have learned a lot about Darkness and how one can use it in many ways. On the same way Riku is able to smell darkness, I can now see with the eyes of those who carry on of Darkness, meaning everyone!''

''So you can, like, spy on people with their eyes, like a sort of possession?'' Moonstone said, offering a plausible explanation for Maleficent's power.

''Yes. It's a bit more complicated, but you understood very well.'' Maleficent rarely showed any sign of respect for others.

''And that means you can spy on people who can manipulate Darkness?''

''That's right. My power of see-through is very low, but it gets strong if the person has been in contact with Darkness for so long, like Xehanort and his thousand vessels. That's how I'm able to see what Luxord sees, the many dimensions and worlds he's been travelling to... Kairi and her weird rodent friend... Sora and... What's with everyone making rodent friends all of sudden? Anyway...''

''If you please, Lady Maleficent... Tell us about what's inside the Black Box.'' Cameron Hodge asked politely.

''I see through Luxu's eyes... the content within the ancient Black Box... The corpse of a man possessed by a Legion of devils. His corpse has been long sealed by MoM and deemed too dangerous for its parts to be possessed by common men. There is a Devil Corpse, Diavolo!'' Maleficent said, as the entire Hollow Bastion trembled like an earthquake. The Castle almost fell down by the violent shake. ''Even the very mention of his name is cursed, so let's refer to him as the Devil Corpse alone.''

''I see. That must be the corpse of the first ever Stand User, since in ancient times, Stands were referred to as 'evil spirits'.'' Cameron Hodge had been fascinated with the Homo Superior and moreso, the so called Stands. He felt envy of Stand Users, for being unable to see them all in their wonderful glory. ''I have a theory that a Stand's powers can be passed through generations, like how all mithocondria's descend from a single african woman's mithocondria's. Think about Mithocondrial Eve, but apply it to Stand.

''Your theory makes sense, Mr. Hodge, but let's not forget the spiritual side. Trust me, not everything is about Science.'' Rufus said, with the knowledge gathered from his travels at Gaia.

''Luxu discovered a lot about the Black Box and its origins.'' Maleficent said, looking through the Guardian of Light's eyes. ''Long before the Keyblade wars, when all the worlds were one, The Pillar Men ruled the earth, they feeded on the first man's flesh. Their elemental powers, of Fire, Water, Earth, Wind, Lightning, Gravity... They were the predecessors of Stand Users. And then, there was a war. The first humans, the ancestors of Keyblade Warriors, they rebelled against the tyrant of Pillar Men as they fought one another. Sunlight proved to be the Pillar Men's weakness, and so humanity has lived ever since of stories where Light is pure and symbol of goodness, and the Darkness is evil and symbol of destruction.''

''That is not true. I have travelled throught time and I've seen Master Eraqus almost kill Terra with the power of light.'' Said Sarousch. "And yes, I am a Xehanort vessel. A failure, he said... Like I am a failure of all mankind!''

''That explains why you wear this awful wig.'' Rufus laughed. ''You fool no one.''

''Everyone has the potential to unlock the Xehanort within.'' Maleficent said, gazing onto a green orb that showed Xigbar and many others who borrowed of yellow Xehanort eyes. ''A Xehanort can time travel per 'Days of Future Past' time travel rules, which means the Xehanort must leave its body and he can enter his body in the past where the Xehanort host already exists, just like future Kitty Pryde being sent to her young self. Xehanorts cannot rewrite the events that are destined to happen, but it's only human to always try to defy fate.''

''I know. I barely survived the 4th Keyblade War.'' Said a man wearing a black cloack, walking out the main door.

''You're late.'' Senator Ward said, checking the list of names at hand. ''I presume you're-''

''Kaze. Kuroki Kaze.'' He said, showing his scar at face and a golden gun he carried in hands to others. None of them were impressed. ''I have been inside Sora's head as a leftover of Sora's ancestor, who died in the war.''

''I thought Sora didn't had any parents.'' Maleficent scratched her green evil chin.

''He does not." Kuroki began to explain and by each word he said everyone got terrified and they didn't knew why. ''Sora's parents are data. Whenever he dreams, he goes to a data world that emulates his past long forgotten memories which are not real either.''

''What do you mean? I'm getting tad confused by all this talk.'' Jason said, having no idea what was happening.

''What I mean is that Sora is real, he has a mother who called him for dinner, but what he remembers is a data of a data.''

''Gee, you could have just said that, goddamnit.'' Bushwacker said, getting angry.

''When Sora was hit by the Golden Arrow, a new link has been estabilished with his soul and the Stand he earned.'' Kuroki further explained. ''A Stand does not usually manifest before puberty, only in rare instances. So far, all Sora can do is see Stand Users around him. He also may be able to see the truth as well, about this world and all the worlds that came before.''

''None of what you said made any sense, but somehow I trust your bullshit.'' Jason was about to throw a pumpkin bomb when Kuroki just shot at it with his Magun gun.

''So, if Sora reaches puberty... We're doomed.'' Kuroki said, followed by an awful silence, as if the entire world and all its creatures have been put in eternal slumber.

''He has already reached puberty a time ago, but something prevented him from growing up." Maleficent said, turning on her evil movie projector that showed scenes of Sora and his friends fighting against their enemies. "Notice Sora's hair, Riku's hair, and Kairi's hair. They were growing up, turning mature, but an external force beyond our comprehension has manufactured reality and Sora is still acting like a kid, perhaps in self defense due external changes, but to be fair... I have discovered something truly horrific. In fact, Sora is actually a piece of the Cosmic Cube.''

''WHAAAT?'' Everyone exclaimed in utter shock and revelation.

''It seems like we're all making this bullcrap up, I gave up a while ago.'' Jason said, not shocked at all but frustated instead.

''THE COSMIC CUBE CAN DO ANYTHING!'' Erik the Red said in a grand voice, almost godly.

''Well, if it can make me handsome...'' Rubber Soul said, brushing his thick hair.

''Explain yourself, Maleficent dear.'' Yzma said, trying to connect the dots.

''I had an ephipany.'' Maleficent said, as she showed another movie where Sora fought Ansem, Seeker of Darkness. ''Sora is a piece of Kingdom Hearts, and Kingdom Hearts is our reality. The Cosmic Cube is an object of legends, said to bring anything to its wisher, including warping reality itself. I had access to these movies that show Sora and his friends growing mature, not only in hair but a hint, a small sight of development even for the empty vessel Kairi and it all makes senses if we acknowledge Sora is Kingdom Hearts, and Kingdom Hearts being the Cosmic Cube.''

''But... Is that true?'' Rufus asked, still trying to understand what was going on.

'' 'Even the smallest piece of the Cosmic Cube is able to change reality, if not a bit'; words spoken by Tony Stark.'' Stilt-Man did his research by having access to the Avengers Headquarters. ''But because all Sora wants is friends, the cosmic cube piece only makes him attracted to people nearby. This way, Sora could even befriend a fire hydrant if he wanted.''

''I still don't get it.'' Said Moonstone. ''To my understanding, because of the small Cosmic Cube fragment that Sora is, he is unable to make something like his parents to come true or to fully change reality as he wished to, he needs to be a full Cosmic Cube for that, right?''

''The Cosmic Cube is so powerful no one knows where are his shards located, the Avengers found them after battling Kang, the Conqueror.'' Stilt-Man said, showing to everyone an internet video that went viral of Kang and his army destroying New York and the Avengers fighting against them. ''No one but the Avengers know where to find them.''

''They have the power to change this world and reality itself... and yet they don't want to.'' Rufus said, scartching his chin. '' 'Might for Right', they say.''

''Sora has the power to change reality around him slightly. He is not powerful enough to make Xehanort vanish forever, or the power to make Kairi fall on his knees. Maybe it's not the power, but the will to do so. He IS the good guy, right?'' BellWether said in a sarcastic tone.

''So... Why are we here? Stand user, Keyblades, what do these things have in common? And what's the deal with Sora being a shard of Cosmic Cube, AKA Kingdom Hearts?'' Jason said, still confused by Maleficent's information.

''I feel Sora has been corrupted.'' Kuroki explained. ''If he grows and gets to puberty, he'll become impure and Kingdom Hearts no longer will be whole. Sora's acting like a teenager, but his heart is still the one of a child. It must stay like it until the Reunion of all Kingdom Hearts, or as you may call it, the Cosmic Cube's pieces. In fact, the Cosmic Cube itself can become a person.''

''So Sora isn't the only one who is Kingdom Hearts evolved to a sentient being, right?'' Cameron Hodge asked, thinking about the power of Kingdom Hearts in one man's hands and how a child used such power in a foolish way.

''Kingdom Hearts reside within everyone's hearts, but only a few people are indeed made out of Kingdom Hearts shards.'' Kuroki said. ''Our objective is to find those people before it's too late. Before they get corrupted by human nature, darkness or lustful desires, in Sora's case.''