Sorry it sbeen so long...

I wrote this awhile ago, i just didnt type it.

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"This one's called SS: The Grocery Store" said Edward, finally deciding on a disc.

I was confused. When did we ever all go to a grocery store? Oh wait… I hope this isn't that video….

WE looked to be about 14 or 15. All of the SS, me, Bridget, Lucy, Vanessa, and Katy were in the Forks grocery store. Working.

"Bella, you WORKED there?" Alice asked, looking shocked.

"I think this was the summer that all of us went to Forks to see my dad. Charlie couldn't get away from work to go to California, so…. We went to forks." I said.

We were bored, and it was pretty obvious. Then, in walked Esme, Alice, Edward, and Emmett.

"Holy cheese that was YOU GUYS?" Emmett asked, looking like a mix between surprise and horror.

"Yeah…." I said. "The first time I saw you I thought you were on steroids." I admitted.

"Wait, what?" Rosalie asked. Everyone else looked just as confused. I pointed to the video.

"Dang it. Customers. Now I have to do my job." Bridget said.

"Hey Bella." Vanessa said. I turned and looked at her. "I dare you to go up to that guy," she pointed at Emmett, "and lecture him about steroid use. He looks like he's on them." Vanessa muttered the last part, but there was no doubt that the vampires in the room herd her.

Dreya took the camera from Lucy, and followed me over towards Emmett.

"Person! Stop the drugs!" I told him.

"Wait, what?" Emmett replied, looking confused.

"Steroids are wrong. The will destroy you." I told him.

"Umm…." He started, but I cut him off.

"Hugs not drugs! Hugs not drugs!" Bekah soon joined me in the chanting. He just looked lost. After a minute or two, we walked away.

Meanwhile, Katy was guy spotting.

"Hot guy. Isle 7." She said, and pointed at where Edward was. "You should go out with him." She said to me.

"Holy Christ. He's hot." I said.

"Okay. There must be a reasonable answer." Dreya said.

"What?" Vanessa asked.

"Okay, remember yesterday when we went to the hospital, and there was that really hot doctor there?" Katy picked up.

"Kate, that's gross. He's probably, like, 30 or something." Dreya said.

"So? He's still hot." Katy replied. "And don't call me kate. Anyway, look at them. There's no way they're not related."

"But their parents, are, like, 30." Bridget said.

"Maybe they were adopted." Dreya chipped in.

"Maybe they're vampires." Lucy said. We all looked at her, and then burst out laughing.

We had to stop laughing when Esme went to one of the checkout counters.

"Bells, your turn to this one." Bridget said.

"But I don't know how to work a cash register." I protested.

"Figure it out." She told me.

I went over to the checkout counter. "Dreya, you're bagging." I called behind me. She grumbled and then came over.

"Find everything you needed alright?" I asked Esme.

"Yes." She replied.

That went, with me and Dreya occasionally talking, until I had checked all the items, and the cash register was jammed.

I kept trying to get it open, since Esme had paid with (USD) a $100 and it had cost (USD) $78.13.

I was banging on it when I gave up.

"Dreya, try to get it open." I said.

"It's fine. You can just keep the change." Esme said, clearly trying to get away from us.

"Fine. Have a nice day!" I called as she left, calling towards the rest of the cullens that were there.

"Was it me, or did she not like us?" I asked Dreya.

Then the video cut off.

"It wasn't that I didn't like you guys, it was that after Lucy guessed that we were vampires I thought we should get out of there." Esme said.

"Yeah. And how did she guess?" Carlisle asked me.

"I don't know. Its not like any of us took her seriously. She was known for being a dumb blond. Don't get me wrong, shes a great person, she's just not the smartest out there.

Emmett hadn't moved.

"Emmett?" I asked him.

"Bella, I hope you realize you freaked me out that day." Emmett told me.

"Sorry. It was a dare! I had to go through it!" I pointed out.

"It's okay. I loved the chanting." He said, grinning.

"Next one!" Alice called.

So... yeah.

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