"Oh man! You got me good little sis! I guess that joke was your way of getting back at me for ditching you, but hey, at least you made a good enough friend who was willing to pretend to be crazy in front of the whole school, so I think everything worked out in the end." Yang laughed and slapped her knee as she sat on her sleeping bag. A joke, everything had been a joke, that had been the conclusion her mind had finally arrived at.

"Yeah." Ruby responded distractedly. "No way, how dare she?" She gave a stock response to her sister's normal friend bragging ritual.

"I'm serious, Rubes. I think it's wonderful you made such a good friend. Heck, even after Professor Goodwitch approached him after whoever that guy on the stage stopped speaking, he kept up his bit." Yang laughed. "Oh, and did you see her face when he responded to her? He was all like," she suddenly straightened her back ramrod stiff and gave a mock salute, "'Of course! I'll follow you wherever, whenever! Mistress Disciplinarian!'" Again she laughed. "I don't think I've ever seen a Huntress that embarrassed and enraged at the same time before! I can't even!" She wiped away budding tears of laughter. "Boy, I wished I got the joke sooner, I could've joined in."

"Oh my god, really?" A mumble was all she got from her sister. Even though Yang was talking to her, she wasn't paying attention, her focus entirely on the paper in front of her.

"What's that? You got punishment homework or something already?" Yang asked as she peered over her distracted sister's shoulder, she spotted a few pages of parchment and a few doodles. "Aww, there's my innocent little sister." She cooed out. "What're you drawing? Is it a picture diary?" She asked, her mouth right next to her sister's ear.

"YANG!!" Ruby suddenly screamed, her voice nearly five pitches higher than usual, the shock in her tone nearly drowned out her voice, and with her face redder than roses, she dived over her some doodles and covered the rest with her arms. "Oh-my-gods! What's wrong with you!?"

"…uh? What?"

"You can't peek! Babymaking is something that concerns only the mother and the father!" Ruby shouted at her sister, in the middle of the ballroom, drawing the attention, and in somes cases interest, of the crowd of students trying to sleep. "And well sure, maybe Dad decided to give it a shot with mother, mother and father, but I won't! So stay away from my Jaune! You.. you, uh… you hussy!" Ruby rolled around on the ground and gathered up all her doodles, then she ran away.

Rose petals lightly rained down on her head and her bed. "What?" Yang asked, her face completely blank.

Thank you everyone for the amount of favs and follows!

I think it's amazing, especially considering how short this story is.

And I hope no one is too bothered by the conversation format changing for this chapter.