Saso: Why is Hiruko missing?

Dei: How should I know un?

…Check Kakuzu's room. I saw the scrooge head outta your room before.

Saso: …I'LL KILL HIM IF HE SOLD IT ON EBAY AGAIN! *Headed for Kakuzu's room*

Dei: …*Grabs camera and runs after Sasori*

…DEI!

Dei: MAKE TOBI DO IT UN! I'M PUTTING THIS ON YOUTUBE UN!

*sigh* Tobi! Can you do it please?

Tobi: Glad to Kari-sempai! Kari-sempai doesn't own Naruto or anything else previously owned! Tobi is a good boy!

…That's why I normally don't ask Tobi…anyway, on with the chap!

Kuzu: *Agonized yell*

…Yeah, you'd think he'd have learned not to mess with Danna's puppets after the last time….

Chapter 3: Are You Serious?

Deidara looked around at his friends. Tobi was knocked out on the floor under a statue. Itachi had his IPod blasting as he stared blankly at the ceiling. Sasori was lying next to him, asleep as well. Deidara looked down at his pendant. He ran a finger over the crack, thinking over what he had to do. He laughed at the fact that this church was pitch black, no light due to the fact that it was just about three am.

Sasori stirred a bit making Deidara turn his attention to him. Sasori could fall asleep anywhere. Deidara knew that for a fact. He smiled and looked at the stained glass windows of the church.

A shadow caught his eye.

Deidara focused on the shadow that wasn't there two minutes before. He made out a wing. (Angels.) He thought. He touched his pendant and Itachi's and Tobi's heated up. Tobi opened his eyes, but made no sudden movements. Itachi glanced at Deidara but also made no sudden movements.

Deidara barely moved, lightly nudging Sasori awake. He didn't need to use that much strength. Sasori sleepily sat up, "What is it?" he asked. Deidara smiled, "Nothing, just checking on you un." Itachi moved like lightning, his dagger sinking into the angel's wing. The creature let out a screech as it fell to the ground and another shadow took flight.

"Why are you here?" asked Deidara as Sasori blinked in confusion. The angel in the air laughed, "I should be asking YOU that demon." Sasori heard it say. Sasori saw that the angel had pure white hair and eyes. Its wings turned white as it disabled the cloaking spell it had used to conceal itself. It seemed to be wearing a kind of white armor.

Deidara pulled Sasori up and behind him, "We have special permission from Zeus himself un." He told the angel. "And you assume I care? I don't like Sasori, he is the future Devil." The angel pulled a sword out and appeared in front of Deidara, "I don't like you either, demon." It said, sword at the blonde's throat. Deidara pushed the angel away, "I have done nothing to call for a fight." He said. The angel pointed the sword at his injured comrade. "And that's MY fault un? I am doing my job un. I am a guardian." "And as such, you must be eliminated before the prince." He swung the sword.

Deidara pulled his head back and kicked the angel in the jaw. As the angel staggered back, about ten more appeared in the church. "Oh come on!" exclaimed the blonde, "Seriously?" Tobi leaped to his feet and pulled out a cross bow. Itachi grabbed the nearest angel and threw him into a couple of others. Deidara pulled out his gun and started shooting at some of them.

Sasori saw one appear behind Deidara, sword drawn. Sasori tackled the creature to the ground and got its sword, placing it at the angel's throat. "I will NOT lose anyone else!" he growled, lunging the sword into the angel's head. He turned to look at Deidara, to see him surrounded by angels. "Dei!" He went to help, but Tobi held him back. "What are you doing? We have to help!" "Yeah, well, there are too many of them! You go in there and you'll die!" exclaimed the younger boy. Sasori turned back to where the blonde was fighting.

"There's a full moon tonight right?" asked Tobi. "Yeah, why-" Sasori heard breaking glass and saw that Tobi had thrown a pew through the stain glass window. Moonlight poured into the church. Sasori turned back to Deidara and saw the blonde's eyes turn silver as the light hit him. The angels stopped attacking him and backed up. Sasori wondered why the hell they would, when the thought hit him. I'm a wolf demon. Sasori stared as Deidara grew wolf ears and a tail. His nails turned to claws and his incisors sharpened into fangs.

Deidara let out a howl and the angels took another step back. Sasori blinked and suddenly, Deidara's arm had gone through one of their stomachs. "PULL BACK!" yelled one of the angels and they vanished.

Deidara was ripping the angel to pieces. "Sasori, you gotta calm him down." Said Tobi. "Me? How?" Sasori looked at the blonde. He had finished ripping the angel apart and had his sites on Itachi. "Maybe making him go wolf wasn't the best idea." Muttered Tobi, "But anyway. He is your best friend. And wolves are like dogs in a way. He might listen to you." "And if he doesn't?" "I haven't thought that far."

Sasori sighed at Tobi's simple mindedness. "Uh…dog huh? Uh…Dei! Here boy! Come here!" Deidara froze, his ears perking up as he turned into a little blonde puppy. He ran over to Sasori, tail wagging. "Aww, how cute." Said the redhead as he picked him up. Deidara licked his cheek, tail still wagging.

"Wow, he goes from killer to house pet in less than ten seconds." Stated Itachi. Sasori shrugged as Deidara snuggled into his arms and fell asleep. "Well, the moon has a weird effect on wolf demons." Explained Tobi, "Well, I guess we'd better get Sasori outta here before the sun comes out and the angels come back." Itachi nodded and the three left the church…

(A/n) Yes, Deidara can turn into a blonde wolf puppy! XD. And he looks so cute!

Dei: XP

Saso: Well you do.

Dei: I know un.

Heh, well, R&R. Flames will be used on angels!