Saso: …it seems as if Kisame is making sushi again.

Dei: ….yummy un!

Lol! Well, Kisame does make tasty sushi. Anyway, Deidei!

Dei: Kari-chan doesn't own Naruto or anything else previously owned un!

Thanks! Here we are! I've returned from the depths of hell and give you, chapter 5!

Chapter 5: Switched

"Deidara-sempai, what could Kakuzu have meant by saying that?" asked Tobi as the four boys continued through the dimly lit city. Deidara looked up at the sky to see a light pinkish tint. The sun was finally coming up. He felt his ears and tail disappear as he turned to the others. "I'm not sure un…but…if Lucifer really is dead, and I'm sure he is due to our pendants, I'm guessing that the demons working for Hades are guarding it to capture Sasori once he tries to pass through…"

Tobi and Itachi exchanged worried glances. "Then…what are we gonna do Sempai? There's only one way to get into Hell." Asked Tobi in a panicked voice. Sasori shrugged, "I can take care of myself." He said. Deidara rolled his eyes, "I'm sure you can. But our goal is to get you to Luci's mansion unscratched un." Sasori raised a brow, "Luci?" "Deidara's nickname for Lucifer." Explained Itachi. Sasori shook his head in amazement. Only Deidara. "So, what are you gonna do then Dei?" he asked his favorite blonde.

Deidara glanced at the redhead, "I have an idea un. Although, none of you are gonna like it, I give you no choice but to go along with it." This statement got all three of the blonde's friends to focus their attention on him. "What do you mean Dei?" asked Sasori. Deidara smirks before revealing his plan…

~Later~

The four are walking across the street and down an alley. "You guys ready un?" asked the blonde. The other four nodded. Once they reached the back of the alley, Deidara placed a hand over his pendant, and formed a seal. The wall in front of them flashed a bright red and a pair of red gates appeared.

They opened slowly…

And the two demons from the school were waiting on the other side, along with a terrifying man that seemed as if he were part human fly trap and a blue man that looked like a shark.

Itachi and Deidara pulled out their swords and Tobi pulled out his crossbow. "Blaze and Blitz. And Zetsu and Kisame." Stated Itachi. The shark smirked. "Hello Prince Sasori. Our apologies, but your journey ends here." He said as he pulled a huge sword from his back. Itachi immediately leaped forward, attacking the shark. As he did, Zetsu melted into the ground. Deidara's and Tobi's eyes widened and they tensed. Sasori pulled out his new dagger, intent on not being captured. As Blaze and Blitz attacked Deidara and Tobi, Zetsu came up out of the ground behind Sasori and grabbed him. "Your uncle would like to meet you Prince Sasori. He said in two different voices.

The three guardians turned to assist the redhead, but Zetsu melted into the ground with him. "NO!" yelled the blonde. The other three demons chuckled as they walked through the gates.

It was silent a moment.

"I hate this plan." Said the blonde, his voice changing. "But it worked Sasori-san." Retorted Tobi. "I know. But that doesn't mean I have to like it." Sasori pulled the blonde wig from his head and sighed. Deidara was lucky that he and Sasori were the same size, if not; Sasori would have had a reason to change the plan. "What do you think will happen to him now?" he asked. Itachi and Tobi glanced at each other. "I don't know." Said Tobi, "But Deidara-sempai is well trained. He'll be fine. The important thing now is to get you over to your father's mansion." explained Tobi.

Sasori nodded. He knew that. Deidara had said it about twenty times in the pass eighteen hours. The least he could do was make sure that what Deidara was working for happened. "Let's go then." He told the remaining two. The three turned and went through the Gates…

~Meanwhile~

Zetsu threw Sasori to the ground in front of Hades. Deidara grunted and looked up at the man. He had dirty blonde hair and blood red eyes with pale skin. His black muscle shirt only intensified his paleness. He stood a good two feet taller than Deidara at seven feet. Deidara resisted the urge to greet him with the usual "Hey mutant what's up?" since Sasori wouldn't be able to know that joke.

"Hello nephew." He said in a smooth voice. Deidara still couldn't believe how similar he and Lucifer sounded. The only difference was that Lucifer sounded gentler. Lucifer had had a soft side. "You must be Hades." Deidara said in a voice that mimicked Sasori's perfectly, "My guardians told me you wanted to speak with me?"

Hades smirked cruelly, "Did they? And did they happen to tell you why?" he asked. Deidara copied Hades smirk, "And if they did? Are you gonna kill me? You are pathetic. You envied my father so much that you killed him to get what he had." He said. Hades scowled at him and pulled out a jewel encrusted dagger. Deidara stared at it emotionlessly. Hades grabbed him by the throat and looked into his eyes.

Silence.

Hades' eyes widened.

More silence.

"Very clever Deidara. You're mastery of disguises has improved." He stated as he threw the blonde to the ground. Deidara leaped to his feet and pulled off the wig, "Of course it has. So, what now un?" he asked. Hades scowled at him and snapped his fingers. Black threads tied around Deidara. "If my nephew is anything like his father, it will be useful to have you kept in the dungeon. You are supposedly precious to him. He will have to come rescue you sooner or later." With that said Kakuzu picked the blonde up and carried him away.

He threw him roughly into a cell. "How the mighty have fallen." He muttered. Deidara smirked, "Says you. I feel differently about it un. After all, I am supposed to keep Sasori safe, and he is." He told the masked man. Kakuzu smirked at him. "You seem cocky now. We'll see how you act tomorrow, after Hades disciplines you." he said as he locked the blonde in and leaves him in the dark. Deidara pulled out his pendant. "Itachi?"

An image of both the weasel and Tobi appeared. "Deidara-sempai! Are you all right?" suddenly, Deidara saw Sasori in Tobi's place. "Dei?" Deidara laughed, "I'm all right un. Don't worry. Just get to the mansion." He told them. The three nodded, "Dei. Don't act tough for me." Said the redhead. Deidara laughed again. "I won't. But seriously, I'm not afraid of Luci's little brother. Tell me if anything goes wrong." He said. Tobi and Itachi nodded and the images faded, leaving Deidara to himself…

(A/n) There you go! Chapter 5! I hoped you like it!

Dei: I can't believe I've been captured un…you owe me Danna!

Saso: Heh. I'll find a way to make it up to you. *kisses him*

TIME FOR A CAMERA!R&R! Flames to be used on yaoi haters!XD