COOKIES!

Dei: Yum! These are delicious un!

Saso: Grandma's cookies are always the best.

Chiyo: Thank you Sasori dear!

Yeah, Chiyo came for a visit! Bringing along cookies which we are not sharing with the rest of the Akatsuki! XD.

Hidan: OPEN THE DOR YOU ASSES! I WANT A COOKIE TOO!

Dei: NONE FOR YOU UN!

Saso: It's good to be a grandson.

Would you mind doing the disclaimer Chiyo-baa-sama?

Chiyo: Of course not my dear! Kari dear doesn't own Naruto or anything previously owned.

Thankies!

Dei: I want another cookie un!

Oh, right! Sasori beat Deidei in Guitar Hero!

Dei: Oddly…I'm ok with that un!*Eating a cookie*

I wonder why. XD.

Chapter 9: How Far He Would Go

Sasori blinked in surprise as he fell to the ground, Deidara falling on top of him. The smell of blood hit him as the blonde leapt up. Deidara winced as he stood, blood seeping into his shirt from a newly inflicted wound to the stomach. Sasori quickly got to his feet. "DEI!" "I'm fine Sasori-no-danna un." He said. Sasori looked up and saw the man that had shot Deidara. He was pretty intimidating, piercings all over his face and strange grey ringed eyes. He was lying on the roof of a building, sniper in hand.

"Pein." Muttered Deidara. Sasori didn't take his eyes away from the sniper. Pein smirked as he took aim once more. Deidara quickly pulled Sasori behind him and pulled out his own revolver. Pein put a finger to the trigger.

Sasori glared at the man. He shot his gaze to the man's left and he went tumbling off the building. Deidara blinked and laughed. Another gun shot rang and Deidara pulled Sasori down the street. "What kind of name is PEIN?"asked the red head. Deidara chuckled, "The kind you get when you're Hades' favorite interrogator un. His real name is Nagato." Sasori nodded as the two dodged a bullet.

~After ten minutes~

Deidara and Sasori had made it back to the mansion. A strong smell hit Sasori and he gulped. He glanced at Deidara. The blonde was breathing heavily, his face pale as he clutched his side in pain. Sasori had forgotten he was hurt while they were running from the sniper. Deidara had acted like it was nothing…

"Isn't this just perfect?" The two looked up to see Itachi. He had a gun aimed at Deidara and held a sword at Sasori's throat, "The perfect opportunity." Sasori looked at Itachi with wide eyes. He glanced at Deidara who was just staring at the raven indifferently. "What's the matter Deidara? At a loss?" "Not in the least. I knew this would happen un. I knew you'd betray us since the day you walked into class six years ago."

Itachi slammed the gun into his face, "I guess you're just a real tease then." Sasori glowered at Itachi. "Don't try to be tough Sasori. "Calm down Sasori-no-danna un." Sasori spared another glance at Deidara. Why wasn't he healing? He remembered that the nurse had said that wolf demons heal fast, but it had been over twenty minutes. "How, cute, you're trying to keep your cool." Said Itachi, "Maybe I should piss the both of you off." With the sword still at Sasori's throat, Itachi moved closer to Deidara. "I advise against it Uchiha." Said Deidara, obviously noticing Sasori's confusion, "You don't know what will happen un." Itachi just smirked at the blonde.

And then pressed their lips together.

Sasori's eyes widened, but merely for a second before they narrowed, and a scowl appeared on his face. He could feel his blood boiling as a hundred visions of killing the weasel flooded his mind. Calm yourself Sasori! He's doing this on purpose! Sasori, completely ignoring his father's voice, made a slicing motion with his hand and the raven was sent flying into the wall. He appeared in front of him. Itachi looked up and his eyes widened.

Sasori's eyes had changed. The whites had become blood red and his pupils were ink black. His fangs were out and he slashed the air, sending Itachi into a small table. The raven grunted in pain and turned his gaze to the blonde. Deidara was looking at him with a smirk. I warned you. He mouthed. Itachi barely had time to process the statement before he was sent into another wall. A sword hovered over his head as Sasori slowly made his way over to him. Itachi felt an unknown fear consume him as Sasori glared at him with those eyes.

"I thought you had everything running smoothly Itachi." Deidara was at Sasori's side faster than lightning. Hades smirked at the blonde, "Even with that poison running through you're veins, you still act tough." Sasori glared at Hades. Poison? Deidara had his revolver out, aimed, not at Hades, but at the door. "What I'd like to know is how you were able to get it un. Lucifer destroyed, not only any type of the poison called Moon Silk, but he also destroyed the texts that explain how to prepare it. It isn't possible to produce it un."

Hades laughed, "I have my ways Deidara. Now, I'll ask you one more time." Deidara saw Pein aim his sniper at him. "Join me." Deidara stayed quiet a moment, walking over to Hades. Sasori and Itachi watched, waiting to see what the blonde wolf was going to do. "Fine. I will." He said plainly.

Sasori's eyes widened. What had Deidara just said? Itachi chuckled and Hades smirked.

"NOT!" Deidara clawed at Hades' face, his now clawed hands digging into it. He spun a roundhouse kick and hit the man right in the chest. A gunshot rang and Deidara jumped back. He aimed his gun and shot Pein in the arm. He turned and saw Sasori turn Itachi into an ice sculpture. Hades growled and his hair turned into flames. (A/n: Couldn't help it.) He shot the flames at Deidara who in turn was pulled away by Sasori's telekinetic ability. Deidara flinched and coughed up blood. Sasori ground his teeth.

As Hades began to walk over to them, an arrow hit him in the chest and he vanished into flames.

Deidara and Sasori turned to see Tobi. The boy, with his crossbow still held tightly, had blood dripping from his forehead. "Tobi." Deidara and Sasori walked over to the boy. Tobi aimed the crossbow at Deidara. Deidara stood in front of him, blood dripping from his mouth and the wound in his stomach. The two stared at each other for a minute. "Deidara-sempai…." Tobi lowered the weapon, "Forgive me, I'm still a little slow from when Itachi-san hit me…" Deidara nodded, "It's all right un…" he coughed up more blood and suddenly fell to his knees. "Deidara-sempai! You're hurt!"

Sasori felt helpless. Here was the most important person in his life in pain, and he couldn't help in the least. Feed him your blood. Sasori's eyes widened. What? Your blood has healing properties; just a drop should be able to make the poison vanish. Sasori looked down at Deidara. He grabbed the sword by him and cut his finger, sticking it into Deidara's mouth. The blonde looked up at him, his eyes filled with question. Sasori pulled his finger out and waited, not his favorite thing to do.

He watched as the wound in Deidara's stomach healed and so did the bruise from when Itachi hit him. "Thanks Sasori-no-danna un." He said with that smile. Sasori kissed the blonde. Said blonde gasp and Sasori took advantage, slipping his tongue into his mouth. Deidara melted into the kiss, and for a few minutes, it was still. When the two parted, Deidara started to laugh.

"W-what?" asked Sasori. Deidara pointed behind him and they both saw Tobi, his face beet red. The two started to laugh at poor Tobi's embarrassment…

~Later~

"What now Sempai?" asked Tobi. Sasori was asleep on the couch next to Deidara. Deidara was looking at the fire burning in the fireplace in front of them. There was a knock on the door and Deidara was at it immediately. He opened it, gun out, and saw Hidan.

"What brings you here?" he asked, gun aimed in between Hidan's eyes. The silver haired vampire just stared at the gun. "It's still so weird. Who would've fucking thought that you would be so tough?" "That doesn't answer my question Hidan." Hidan nodded, "I don't like Hades. He's an ass." "You notice now un?" Hidan laughed, "If you need anything, just call Deidara." He said as he slipped a card into the blonde's jacket pocket.

Hidan turned and walked away.

Deidara closed the door and sat back down next to Sasori; he pulled the card out and studied it. Just a normal card with a number. "You think it's true Sempai?" asked Tobi. "I don't know Tobi. But I'm not taking any chances un." He put the card into the fire…

(A/n) Ok, who wants to know about why Deidara is the way he is?

Dei: *watching Bleach*

Saso: *reading a book*

The question.

Saso: Huh? Oh yeah. Sure.

Dei: Damn! That had to hurt un! Ulquiorra is badass un!

Agreed. XD R&R! Flames to be used on Pein! XD.