Max: Hey, guys! The guys were getting nervous that the author was going to stalk them, so I'm here.
Me: Max, shut up. 1. The only guys I'm gonna stalk are Fang and Iggy. 2. Ohmygod starryeyedwonder96! Thank you SO MUCH! You made my night! Love you.
Max: Yes, but she thinks Iggy's hot.
Me: What did you just say? Iggy is soooooo hot.
Max: This is stupid. Let's get on with it!
Me: That's my line.
Max: Too bad.
Max: So! Ig's on instant replay. Angel, can you fast forward him?
Angel: *deadpan* I didn't realize he was a TV.
Iggy: I know you are, but what am I?
Angel: Iggy, you're STILL singing F*** You!
Iggy: I have a better one. (8)Don't wanna be an Avian idiot!(8)
Nudge: No. (8) Even Angel has her twisted schemes, but Anne takes that to new extremes.(8)
Max: Do we always change lyrics to apply to us?
Fang: (8) She's a birdkid disaster, she's the last of the Avian girls.(8)
Max: *deadpan* I have one too. (8) Look inside, look inside your tiny mind, and look a bit harder.(8)
Iggy: You tell ME not to sing songs called F*** You!
Angel: She is a hypocrite. She says for no one to like Dylan, but she does. She says no guy should take their shirt off, but she wants to see Fang, Iggy and Dylan's chests.
Fang, Iggy: What the *bleep*, man?
Dylan: *takes shirt off*
All the girls pass out.
Fang: (8) Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me…(8)
Everyone conscious is backing away.
A/N: Yo! Okay, so if anyone wants to know what the songs are, the first one was American Idiot by Green Day, the second one was Love the Way You Lie part II by Rihanna, the third one was Last of the American Girls by Green Day, the fourth is F*** You by Lily Allen, and the last and least, Don't Cha by the Pussycat Dolls. All of them are fairly good except the last one. Please review!