Angel: Hey.
Me: Sorry it's been so long!
Angel: Geez, lady, Iggy's not gonna appreciate being stalked again.
Me: Stop reading my mind, please Angel?
Angel: Mwahahahaha!
Morgan: Now we'll talk about stereotypes, starting with Iggy. Your common stereotypes are: The sex addict and the gay.
Max: Let me put it this way. If he's a sex addict, he will get murdered. If he's gay, then it will be amusing.
Iggy: Never had sex in my life(though I'd like to try), and if I were gay, then I would be where Fang is.
Fang is in the corner, dancing to Rihanna's S&M.
Surprisingly, Max gets up and starts dancing.
Max: (8) I may be badass, cuz I'm perfectly good at it! Dead Erasers in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of them! (8)
Everyone but Fang and Max: o_0
Nudge: I'm not even that weird! I mean sure, I can talk for paragraphs about pointless stuff, but I don't change the lyrics to S&M or grind with guys( which Max is doing with Fang), and besides, if Fang's grinding with Max, then he's not gay! Well, actually that's probably not true. Oh, look, it's Friday, Friday! I should get down. You know, I wonder if Max and Fang will get married, and then Fang will come out and marry Iggy.
Iggy: I'M NOT GAY!
Nudge: Yeah, right.
Iggy: NO, seriously! My pairing of choice is Miggy! Then Niggy! Then Eggy! Then Figgy! Then Izzy!
Angel: The computer doesn't recognize any of those as being words.
Ella: Ig, why am I last on your female pairings list?
Iggy: I don't want to be associated with eggs.
Ella: That's stupid.
Iggy: You're stupid.
Ella: *cries*
Max and Fang are still grinding, now to Rihanna's Shut Up & Drive.
Nudge: I love this song! But I have no idea what it means.
Iggy: *laughs wickedly and opens mouth to say something*
Angel: No.
Iggy: *whines*
Angel: Bad boy! Don't speak!
Iggy: *puts head down*
Angel: Sit!
Iggy: *sits*
Gazzy: Good boy!
Iggy: Oh, now I'm some kind of dog?
Angel: Shhhhh. There's a good boy!
Iggy: *facepalm*
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