Norris,
Okay, I am going to play please-man and figure out who you are. Here are the clues so far:
You are in Slytherin, Fourth Year: Knocks out a whole lot of people.
You like Potions, that also knocks out several people.
You have logic. That means you are Snape.
Ta-da! In three clues I found out who you are.
Not-so-sincerely,
Sirius
Sirius,
I still beat you. By four letters.
Severus Snape
Snape,
That's your fault. I am an open person. You are just a closed book.
Sirius
Sirius,
If this was an anonymous lettership, and we found out who we are, shouldn't that mean we should be done with it? I know you hate me as much as Potter. I would think that as soon as you found out you would go to Dumbledore and ask for a rematch or at least do the same in your letters as you do in person.
Severus Snape
Snape,
You know, we got along okay in the letters while we didn't know who we were, so I think it would be fine if we weren't constantly writing threatening letters to each other and just enjoyed this lettership. Just don't tell the other Mauraders I said that.
Sirius
Sirius,
I couldn't tell them that even if I wanted to. We're still bound by the "no say" magic in all of the letters.
Severus
Severus,
I have two personal questions for you that if you don't want to answer you don't have to. The first one is: Why is your hair always greasy? The second one is: Are you and Lily just friends, or do you guys like each other? As is like like.
You don't have to answer these. If I was you I probably wouldn't.
Sirius
To all students,
The time of anonymous letter writing is finished. If you would like, you may still write to each other the way you have previously, as the magic is still in effect and will be so for every letter you write in response to a letter that has already been sent, even if you are kilometers away instead of several meters. A few of you have figured out who your correspondent is and I congratulate you for this.
Sincerely,
Professor Dumbledore
Sirius,
So, are we going to keep writing to each other, or do you want to quit? I think I'll wait for your response, that is, if you send one.
Severus
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