Alright. Heres another chapter. YAY! I've been dying to write something, and Lexi is alseep on the couch so i cant do anything loud. But in return, shes going to write another chapter for her story 'K I B A' so if your a fan of that story, look forward to that. Also, sorry if i havent updated in a while, so enjoy this chapter. :)
Disclaimer: I own nothing, not even the OCs, Jenny belongs to Sierra, Hitomi belongs to Lexi.
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"IS HE EVER GONNA WAKE UP!?" Naruto shouted, causing Sakura to flinch. She punched him in the face, and glared at him. "SHUT UP NARUTO!!"
"But Sakura-chan...I'm bored just sitting here waiting for Shino to wake up!" Naruto whined. Jenny glared at him also, then looked back down at Shino. "I knew this was going to be a bad idea! But NOOOOOO...nobody listens to me! They all wanted to see Shino eat a bug, KIBA!" she shouted. Kiba glared back at her.
"Oh, so now its my fault!! SURE BLAME ME! It's not my fault that he now has a addiction to bugs!!"
"Oh really?! THEN WHOS FAULT IS IT!!"
"IT'S LEES!"
"Hey..." Lee whined.
"DONT BLAME HIM! YOUR THE ONE WHO GOT THE BUGS! YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN ANTS OR SOMETHING!!"
"THEN WHAT FUN WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN!"
"MIGHT I REMIND YOU THAT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO GOT HUGGED!"
"SO!? THE REST WAS FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!!"
"GRRRRR..."
"GRRRRR..."
They both glared at each other while the others(Except Neji, yes he is still knocked out.) payed no attention to them.
Lee frowned. This was soooo not his fault. He didn't have any idea what to dare Shino, or all people, to do. And he still need to think of another dare. He wished he had just chosen truth instead(But then it wouldn't have been any fun)
What could he dare Shino to do when he woke up, if he ever woke up. Then he wondered if Neji was ever going to wake up, so that he could apologize...if Tenten didn't strangle him first. It wasn't his fault he had a few dreams about him and Neji together...
Shino still lay there, a big bump on his head from where he was hit in the head with the frying pan, Kiba and Jenny were still glaring at each other, Lee was sitting in a corner trying to think of another dare for Shino, Naruto was poking Shino with a stick, Sasuke was poking Neji with a stick, Tenten hit Sasuke for poking Neji, Neji didn't mind for he was still passed out, Hitomi was looking at her watch, Shikamaru was asleep on the floor, Ino was trying to shake him awake, Choji was eating chips, Hinata was trying to calm Kiba down, Akamaru whined softly at his owner, and Sakura was yelling at Naruto for poking Shino with a stick.
...Yep, they're one big happy family...
That was when an idea hit Lee. This idea was so good, it made the bug eating idea look like crap...it was that good. But, he wasn't going to explain it until Shino woke up, it was too perfect to be told too soon.
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"God when is he ever gonna wake up?" Naruto mumbled.
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"This is taking forever." Sakura said.
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"This is getting ridiculous." Kiba said. "I'm gonna wake him up!" He walked away from the glaring Jenny, and over to the half dead Shino, and picked him up by his collar.
Deep Breath. "SHHHHHIIIIINNNNNOOOOOO!! BUZZYS IN TROUBLE!!"
"SAY WHAT!?" Shino pulled away from Kiba, wide awake, looking back and forth. Kiba smirked. "Oh, Shino, good, your awake. Now we can move onto your second dare!" he said, grinning. Shino looked at him questionly through his eyes.
"Second dare? What ever happened to the first?" he asked.
Everyone(no Neji) stared at him, question marks above there heads. Jenny walked up to him and placed a hand on his shoulder. "Eh, Shino, you dont remember your first dare?"
Shino shook his head.
Naruto blinked. "Hey, Shino, just outta curiousity, what would happen to you if you ate, uh, lets say...a grasshopper?" he asked, scratching the back of his head. Shino frowned. "Whhhhhhhhy?"
"I'm just curious."
"Why are you curious...?"
"Er...cuz...uh...i heard you go...mad...if you eat something like...a grass hopper...or something..."
Shino frowned deeper. "It goes something like that." he said. "if a Aburame eats either a type of spider or grasshopper, they will turn crazy for about an hour." (SO MADE UP) he replied, still frowning.
Everyone was silent.
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"ANYWAY! LEE! What's Shino's next dare so that we can move one, alrighty!" Sakura exclaimed, turned her head to Lee.
Lee was grinning, and this made everyone curious, well, except Shino and Neji. When was Neji gonna wake up anyway? Lee then began to laugh, and it wasn't a kind laugh either. Everyone raised and eyebrow, curious.
"Mwhaha! I HAVE THE MOST AMAZING PLAN! ITS SOOOO AMAZING I DoNT THINK SHINO CAN HANDLE IT!!" lee exclaimed.
"Hn." Shino grunted.
"ITS SO AMAZING IT MAKES SHINOS LAST DARE LOOK WEAKER THAN ANY TRUTH!"
"Is that so..." jenny mumbled.
Lee did the Nice Guy pose, then jumped up and pointed at Shino. "SHINNNNNO! I DARE YOU..."
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"TO TAKE OFF YOUR SUNGLASSES!!"
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"Oh..."
"My..."
"God..."
Kiba began to twitch...this wasn't going to end will...and he knew it...
Shino stood there. He just stood there. As if he was a statue. He was just so...still. Everyone was silent. It was so intense...very intense. Almost too intense.
"...No..." Shino finally said. Everyone looked away from him to Lee. Lee frowned. "Yes!"
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"NO."
"YES!!"
They two glared at each other. Everyone just sat there, and stared at the two. Jenny shifted. "Errr, Shino..."
"What..." he said through his gritted teeth. "Shino you have to do the dare."
"WHY!?"
"Becuz if you dont the author will Come in here and hit you with a bat!"
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"Wha-"
Just then a guy with brown hair wearing a blue button up shirt and a pair of jeans appeared out of no where, ran over to shino, hit him in the head with a base ball bat, then disappeared.
"OW! ALRiGHT I'LL TAKE THE DAMN GLASSES OFF!!"
"Really?"
"Sure...as long as who ever that was doesn't come back in here!"
Hey...I can come back in this story when ever I want! It is MY Story! Gosh! I get no attention out of any of this...you are so going to pay Shino! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
...Anyway, back to the story...er...where was I?
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OH YEAH!
Shino lifted his right hand, and took ahold of the glasses.
Everyone held there breath...except Kiba...he knew what was under those glasses, he knew Lee had just made a huge mistake...and he knew everyone was going to freak once Shino took off the glasses...
Everyone inched closer, everyone but Neji and Kiba, and stared at Shino with waiting eyes. Shino took a deep breath.
"Under these pair of glasses..." he started.
Lee grinned. Maybe they're like mine...
Naruto gulped. Could he be an alian...?
Sasuke raised an eyebrow. Could he have pink eyes...?
Hinata blinked. What if he has no eyes...?
Sakura held her breath. Maybe they're yellow...?
Shikamaru sighed. Troublesome...
Choji placed another chip in his mouth. Munchmunchmunch...
Ino stared. Maybe his eyes were like a moviestars...?
Jenny sighed. This is so exciting...!
Tenten frowned. What if they're pure white...?
Neji sat there. ...
Hitomi blinked. What if they're beautiful...?
Kiba frowned deeply. They are so going to be sooooo...
"Under these glasses..." Shino repeated.
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He took them off. "IS ANOTHER PAIR OF GLASSES!!"
"WHAT!?"
...Disappointed...
Everyone joined Neji on the floor, except Kiba, as they fell over. On Shinos face was another pair of sunglasses, and in his hand was a pair of sunglasses. Yes, this was disappointing.
Kiba shook his head. "Lee, you picked the wrong words for you dare."
"I know...but I didn't think he had another pair on..."
Shino smirked. "Now you know what I mean by 'secret identity.'"
"Ugh..."
Naruto sat up and frowned. "This author is so mean to us, he wont even let us see Shinos eyes."
Watch it Naruto! I can zap you with lightning cuz I'm the author!
"It's so unfair!" Naruto whined as Shino put the pair he had in his hand on his face again, and everyone went back to their spots in the circle, the bottle in the middle.
Naruto frowned. "Shino, can we please see your eyes!?"
"No."
"DAMN THIS AUTHOR FOR MAKING SHINO SAY NO! HE CAN GO TO H- AHHHHHH!" Naruto was then struck by lightning.
See. I told you what was going to happen, yet you never listened.
Sakura sighed as she looked at the now half dead naruto. "I say we continue, shall we?" she asked. Everyone nodded.
Except Neji and Naruto of course.
Sakura grabbed the bottle and tossed it over to Shino, who caught it in one hand, and said, "You have to spin it now, Shino. What is this person gonna have to do?"
She thought for a minute as he placed the bottle in the middle. He then smirked. "I say we do a Kiss."
Everyone froze.
Oh SHIT! If it land on me, Shino will tell me to kiss a guy or something for revenge! But if it lands on a guy, he'll make them kiss me for his amusement!! Kiba shrieked in his head.
Shino then spun the bottle.
Land on Kiba. Land On Kiba. Land on Kiba.
Dont Land on me. Dont land on me. Dont land on me.
spin...
spin...
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spin...
spin...stop.
It landed on...Sasuke.
DAMN!
NOOOOOOO AND YEAHHHHHHHH!
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OMG this too forever to write! I got the whole shino and his glasses being taken off from an episode where naruto, sakura, and sasuke try and see what is behind Kakashi's mask! Hehe! I can't wait untill next chapter! Tehe! I know who I'm gonna make Sasuke Kiss!! MWHAHAHAH! And no, it's not Kiba so dont come and try to kill me Kiba lovers. I am not making anyone gay, although I am questioning lee about his sexuality...and I dont know when Neji's gonna wake up...or naruto...stupid little orange, trying to tell me to go to hell! HA! But he'll probably wake up next chapter or something...OH I CAN NOT WAIT UNTIL NEXT CHAPTER! IT IS GOING TO BE FREAKIN SWEET!! Well anyway review! See ya next time!